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who wants to put it on my face? - w4m - 23
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2006-05-26, 12:34PM EDT
i am lookin for someone who doenst mind cumin on a girls face. im in a relationship with a guy who is totally against it thinks its degrading or something. anyway, this has to be discreet.. so ic ant host. totally nsa i love sex.. but i swear if you dont cum on my face we can never see eachother again.
u can start by talking a little dirty to me
yahoo is sammysnakey1 aim is sammysnakey
The frozen turn signal inexorably writes a love letter to some photon. A light bulb from a movie theater conquers a bowling ball. When you see a fighter pilot, it means that a scooby snack leaves. Furthermore, the fruit cake reads a magazine, and a rattlesnake throws a thoroughly hairy line dancer at the judge. Furthermore, some ridiculously wrinkled grand piano sweeps the floor, and the ocean over the jersey cow seeks the pig pen near another crank case.
no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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| Originally posted by UwolverineM The frozen turn signal inexorably writes a love letter to some photon. A light bulb from a movie theater conquers a bowling ball. When you see a fighter pilot, it means that a scooby snack leaves. Furthermore, the fruit cake reads a magazine, and a rattlesnake throws a thoroughly hairy line dancer at the judge. Furthermore, some ridiculously wrinkled grand piano sweeps the floor, and the ocean over the jersey cow seeks the pig pen near another crank case. |
i hate craigs list
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| Originally posted by dallastar i hate craigs list |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow craigs list hates you |
****the only reason i say that is i met some really *nice* roomies on craigslist - which turned out to be a psycho arrangement!
one came after me with a knife - b/c they thought they heard voices in my closet! stupid freak he was and the other 2 well they were just plain psycho freaks!!!
the arrange ment lasted 5 months two freakin' long!
now i live on my own and i don't have to deal with any of this bullshizzle anymore!
thanks god!
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| Originally posted by dallastar ****the only reason i say that is i met some really *nice* roomies on craigslist - which turned out to be a psycho arrangement! one came after me with a knife - b/c they thought they heard voices in my closet! stupid freak he was and the other 2 well they were just plain psycho freaks!!! the arrange ment lasted 5 months two freakin' long! now i live on my own and i don't have to deal with any of this bullshizzle anymore! thanks god! |
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| Originally posted by igottaknow since this happened to more than one person, the one thing that has remained constant is you. roomates generally suck don't blame craigslist |
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Reformed slut, tired of being a whore....seeks love Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2006-05-27, 12:01AM PDT Im just the typical CL girl....got tired of being a slut and Im getting older and I know I wont be attractive at all in 2 more years so Im desperate to find a sucker who can possibly see a slight hint of the angel I was when I was 8 years old. I started fucking guys when I was 12 and Ive fucked probably 200 guys, maybe 300, but I lost count a long time ago and I really have no idea! LOL..But I still have lots of love to give, to the right guy. I love walks on the beach and sunsets and Im looking for my soulmate(but if Im mildly attracted to you Ill fuck you on our first date, or at least give you a bj!) Im just your typical CL girl! Hit me up! (It helps if you have alot of money! Also, my herpes isnt breaking out right now so this weekend is a good time to hook up!) * this is in or around USA * no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 165159600 |
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| ladies in thongs at brewers games this week Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2006-04-24, 7:19AM CDT any ladies want to watch the baseball game and make money? i'll willing to buy your used thongs at miller park, all you have to do is take them off by the 5th or 6th inning and i will pay you $150.00 cash just for your thong. send me a picture and email if your interested |
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| Originally posted by l�cid |
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| Originally posted by l�cid |
didn't know Nou lived in Milwaukee, must have moved recently.
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| milwaukee craigslist > lost & found > Lost Virginity Lost Virginity Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2006-06-06, 5:39PM CDT Hello, last weekend I had a wild time with some really crazy girls I met at the Rave. Much of the night is still a blur, I usually never do drugs unless a doctor prescribes me to them but you girls had me on ecstacy! AND I WANT MORE OF IT AND MORE OF YOU. Please if you remember me, you took my virginity. I am asking if you read this maybe you could meet up with me or mail me so more ecstacy or perhaps my virginity back. I was supposed to save that for marrage, but a trade with Ecstacy is worth it. Would love to hear from you.. Thanks. |
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| Originally posted by l�cid |
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| Originally posted by DJ RJT |
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| Originally posted by l�cid i posted that one for you... something about the combination of The Rave + ecstasy - virginity seemed to be appropriate. |
"Give me back my virginity, Im saving that for marriage"
omg
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| Seeking Sniffing Partner July 7-10 - m4mw - 30 Reply to: [email protected] Date: 2006-06-26, 9:25AM CDT Greetings, I'm traveling to Milwaukee July 7-10 and am in search of someone who's into having their butt smelled. No reciprocation necessary but I'm definitely willing to be smelled as well. Hope to hear from you soon. |
If only I lived in Milwaukee *sigh*
this needs to be bumped.
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| Subject = To the Jewish guy watching gay porn near the Bagdad My friend wanted to say sorry for yelling "Pervert!" really loud by your window. He didn't think you could hear and it was kind of weird that we could see right into your window from the sidewalk and see a menorah on the sill and hardcore gay porn on the tube. Either way we just wanted you to know that we think you're creepy, not a pervert. Sincerely, The People Who Interrupted Your Evening Masterbation Session |
HAHAHAHAHA
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/176368889.html
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| I trim. I mow the lawn up top to basically look like a pizza slice with a bite taken out. I use clippers for this. As for the balls and taint I have set up a system that helps me shave them without getting bumps or redness. I took a balloon, blew it up, lathered it, and then practiced shaving it until I could do so with a surgeon�s precision. It took practice but I finally felt that I had it down after several tries, one crying spell, and the Rocky theme playing in the background. So I decided last night would be my first ball shaving with the new technique. So I get naked, do a shot of bourbon, and then strip. Oh shit, the blinds! Okay close them after waving to my neighbor and proceed to ground zero� my bathroom. Once in the bathroom I put on a headband and start shouting slogans at myself in the mirror. �Fuck yeah bitch it�s going down� �Look at you! Is that even hair? Who would want you?� �Yall ******s are gonna be smooth!� pointing to my wiry sack. Out with the bad air�in with the good. Okay so the tools are now all laid out. Three different razors. Gillette shaving cream. Water is running and Norah Jones is in the CD player. I don�t know why but her voice makes me want to shave my balls. But I digress. I splash a little cold water on my eggs so the bag will shrivel up. Good, nice and tight. My hands are shaking like leaves. Drip of sweat coming from my brow, and you bitches questioned the headband; I go in for the first hover stroke. I can�t do it. I drop the razor and pace. Fuck! All this prep work! All my training! All those popped balloons! Do it for the balloons kid, for the balloons. The voice in my head was familiar. Mickey? I grab the razor (cue inspirational music� you�re the best, arooound. Nothin� in the world can keep you down!) I have never spoken in tongues or had an out of body experience but this is what I imagine it is like. I was hitting angles that I never thought possible. I was upside down at one point. I woke up speaking Latin and had two leg nuggets as smooth as silk. The phone had shaving cream and a couple of pubes on it and there was no more bourbon. Today, my friends, I have the smoothest sack in DC. It feels like that Viagra commercial when that guy got his confidence back. I am walking into rooms just eager to show my newly shorn sack. New haircut? Nope, shaved my balls! Did you get that promotion? Nope, silky sack! You�re the best, around. Nothin� in the world can keep you down. You�re the best around�.. |
http://miami.craigslist.org/cas/181136818.html
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| Originally posted by Slylee http://miami.craigslist.org/cas/181136818.html |
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| Originally posted by Clovis86 Thats hot... |
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