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9 Reasons it�s Better to be a Geek than a Musclehead

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You�re a geek and you�re proud of it. Being a geek means that you aren�t just good at what you do. Being a geek means that you are considered one of the elite at what you do. Whether your field of interest is science, technology, or just about anything else, being a geek means that you are fanatical, educated, and devoted to your craft. Unlike what some may think, being a geek isn�t akin to being a nerd, a wimp, a twerp or any other derogatory term. Sure, the term �geek� used to carry negative connotations but in the information age that view has been all-but-abolished in favor of a newer, much more favorable way of looking at someone that is dedicated to being an expert in their field. However, even as you revel in all your geek-glory, there are times when you notice guys (and women) that make their bodies their passion. These people are often referred to by many as muscleheads. They spend endless hours in the gyms watching themselves flex in the mirrors, they consume countless calories at each sitting, and they flaunt overly-large, bronzed muscles in shirts that are entirely too tight. While this stereotype is just that � a stereotype � the stereotype wouldn�t exist if there weren�t many cases all over the world in which it were true. In fact, the vast majority of people that engage in bodybuilding and other athletic endeavors that are perfectly sane and reasonable human beings. But those people are not what this article is about. We have painstakingly compiled the top ten classic examples of why geeks should relish their chosen niche in life as compared to the stereotypical muscleheads. Because no matter how much flack you may receive for your intimate knowledge of Jedi trivia, your endless World of Warcraft gaming sessions, or your fascination with the intricacies of all things Linux and Apple, in the end you can feel proud that you aren�t an example of one of these pathetic muscleheads. We proudly present to you nine examples of why it is infinitely better to be a geek than to be any of these categories of musclehead: Category #1 The Gym N00b Musclehead The Gym N00b is a special kind of musclehead in that he may not particularly be a musclehead just yet. In fact, this is an individual that aspires to be called a �musclehead� and has probably just been moved by a life-altering decision that he is going to �get in shape once and for all.� For this reason, the Gym N00b makes a concentrated effort to �hit the gym� and �get swole� as hard and fast as possible with little or no regard to personal safety, the laws of physics, or social norms. His lack of knowledge of his own strength limits almost always results in no short supply of hilarity at one point or another. The Gym N00b is commonly seen carrying the latest issue of Flex magazine, a nylon headband, and an empty wallet from buying each and every �recommended� bodybuilding supplement that is hot at the moment. Category #2 The Overzealous, Underachieved Musclehead His tenacity is only outshined by his delusions of grandeur. The Overzealous, Underachieved Bodybuilder is an example of the polar opposite of the self-imposed body image psychosis that many young women face when they develop eating disorders. Whereas the tragic young ladies always see a distorted reality that makes them appear unattractive to themselves, the Overzealous, Underachieved Bodybuilder looks at himself and sees nothing short of an Adonis. The mirror to him is framed work of art in motion as he admires his deflated muscles, his pouty belly, and his disturbingly feminine legs. The Overzealous, Underachieved Bodybuilder is actually rarely seen in the gym at all but is more likely to be at home, making horrible, horrible videos of himself to share with the world. Category #3 The Guido Musclehead As much as we would love to say that the Guido is a rare specimen of musclehead, the reality is that this is far from the truth. This is particularly true if you happen to reside in the New York/ New Jersey area, which appears to be the epicenter of their grounds. Guido Muscleheads are far and away the easiest category to spot because of their unmistakable appearance. Guidos are particularly drawn to wear the most horrendous configurations of designer jeans, tight t-shirts, sunglasses, shoes, and makeup (yes, you read that correctly). Furthermore, Guidos spend an inordinate amount of time coifing the atrocious hair style that almost all of them seem to enjoy, which is not-so-affectionately coined as �the blowout.� This over-gelled monstrosity is something of a nod to the 80�s �spike� hairstyle, but even worse. Guidos are often spotted in urban nightclubs in large, annoying groups drinking heavily, dancing badly, and generally acting like asses. They also cram into clubs� bathrooms to check their makeup and exchange crass conversation and high-fives about the young ladies that they have chosen to harass for the evening. Most guidos have never worked a day in their life, as they typically come from otherwise traditional upper-middle class families that have been placed in the loathsome position of having to finance their partying. Did I mention that these guys often wear makeup? Category #4 The Unconventional Substance User Musclehead Surprisingly enough, we�re not talking about steroids here. While illegal anabolic steroid use is certainly enough of a reason to be included in this list, the Unconventional Substance User is truly in a pathetic league of his own. Muscleheads that abuse steroids do so to make tremendous muscle gains without the merit of putting in the work necessary that it would otherwise take. But they do, at least, visit the gym in order to work on the muscles that they are attempting to unfairly gain. However, the Unconventional Substance User chooses an even easier (and more pathetic) route. This muscleheaded Einstein decides to bloat his muscles using a substance known as a �site enhancement oil� most commonly known as �synthol.� They inject this substance into the muscles that they wish to make appear larger. The oily fluid is soaked into the muscle, bloating it until it is diminished. So for synthol users that wish to keep the so-called benefits, they have to re-inject themselves periodically. Not only is the Unconventional Substance User apparently completely unaware of how awful his appearance is, he is performing what is possibly permanent damage to himself by scarring and tearing the muscles. Additionally, embolism can occur if the synthol is accidentally injected into a major blood vessel. Category #5 The Loudmouth Attention Whore Musclehead The Loudmouth Attention Whore is not hard to spot at all. In fact, he will often make his presence known even before you see him. The Loudmouth Attention Whore runs his mouth incessantly about everything that he �knows� about working out, nutrition, bodybuilding supplements, exercises, weightlifting equipment, gym socks, his life, some girl he supposedly dates, how many pull-ups he can do, and anything else that pops into his small, infantile brain. He will dispel this drivel at any time, to any one that is unfortunate to be within earshot. It is not uncommon to feel the urge to physically assault the Loudmouth Attention Whore at times, but it is usually far better to point at him and laugh to watch his tiny ego deflate before your eyes. The popularity of the World Wide Web has given him a medium that is even larger than his mouth to spread his tiresome rhetoric. Avoid at all costs. Category #6 The Delusional, Over-the-Hill Musclehead Caution: This guy may just be your dad, your uncle, or your older brother. The Delusional, Over-the-Hill Musclehead is far and away the saddest of all the categories because other than being�well�a delusional, over-the-hill musclehead he may actually be a nice guy. These are the kinds of guys that probably played some athletic sport when they were in high school or college and cannot accept the fact that their physique has not withstood the test of time. A small (or large) part of them is still living in the past and they suffer the same delusions of grandeur that The Overzealous, Underachieved Musclehead suffers: when they look in the mirror, they see the muscular, fit, body of their 20-year-old self. Not the flabby, distended belly of reality. If you do happen to know an example of a Delusional, Over-the-Hill Musclehead do him (and the world) a huge favor and keep him and his Speedos far, far away from YouTube. Category #7 The Male Model Musclehead We are all familiar with the male model. They are the guys that make everything that companies are trying to sell us look great. From clothes to watches to toothpaste, market research has proven time and again that ads that feature male models for products targeted at men work. Homoerotism aside, a good looking man is just a good looking man. Just man up and accept it. It is always comfortable to remember, however, that the vast majority of male models are just as vapid and have egos that are just as frail as many of their female model counterparts. Furthermore, many of them are flaming homosexuals to boot (not that there�s anything wrong with that!). However, that does not mean that you just can�t help yourself in admiring a strong jaw and ripped abs. Our example below has nothing less than the strongest of jaws. We suggest you choose your shower times at the gym carefully. Very carefully. Category #8 The (Not So) Innovative Musclehead The (Not So) Innovative Musclehead is closely related to the Gym N00b Musclehead in that he has probably not been a musclehead for very long. However, his brevity is more than compensated for by his enthusiasm. The (Not So) Innovative Musclehead is nothing short of a thinker and tinkerer. While these are definitely not traits that can be considered as flaws most of the time, when they are applied incorrectly and with no regard to the laws of biology and physics they can result in personal injury, social isolation, and absolute hilarity for any spectators. Here is a tip to any existing or aspiring (Not So) Innovative Muscleheads that may be reading this: the health, fitness, and scientific community have presented you with a vast variety of plausible, efficient exercises that will isolate any muscle group that you can possibly think of. Stick to what works before you hurt yourself. Or don�t and let us laugh at you some more. Category #9 The E-Thug Wanna-Be Musclehead This is probably the worst of all muscleheads because of the sheer annoyance factor that they bring with them. This is the type of fellow that will make your skin crawl just thinking about him. He is typically a late-teens or early 20�s white male that lives with his parents in suburbia America. If he doesn�t live with his parents then he is almost certainly couch-surfing at some poor saps house that had the abysmal luck of hearing his sob story and letting him in. Known to date (and possibly impregnate) impressionable, young girls much younger than him, the E-Thug Wanna-Be Musclehead goes to great lengths to let everyone around him know that he is a �Balla� and a �Tru G.� He is also commonly seen driving early 90�s model Honda Civics (or equivalent vehicles) that sound like lawnmowers and are covered in primer and racer stickers. While we could go on all day about how much we loathe this category, we figure that it is just better to read the astute writing of an actual specimen for yourself: �The more jacked i get the more shit i gotta handle on the streets With each jacked inch i add to my biceps the more beef i inherit on the streets. Every night i go out i expect shit to go down, my crew in on look out 24/7. Ive ruined 2 Armani suits with blood and musta busted the skulls of 50 guys over the summer. Cops all over my business n shit, just waiting to catch me wreckin somebody upside the head. Just last week my Polish ass was jumped by 8 guys at the lake while i was chillin n shit with my girl. They couldnt get me to the ground since im built for this shit, aint no one knocking me out, you cant kill me son. I was like �**** this shit� and jumped in my car, floored it and ran 3 guys oiver. Musta broke sum bones n shit. Havent seen them guys since. My crew is like �you gotta ease up off them weights n shit, or we gonna have beef on every street in the state� but im like �**** no� this is what i was made for. Its in my strong ass Polish blood.�

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