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Why did the Pakistani cross the road?

lol jk, that scenario is impossible in pakistan.

A man from Pakistan named Abdul was bragging that in his country there are 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

A gent from Florida listened incredulously. "Why that's amazing. Where I come from there's only one way."

"Just one?" Abdul asked. "And which way is that?"

"Well," the Florida gent began, "there's a man and there's a woman--"

"Praise Allah!!" exclaims Abdul, "Number 80!"

Im finding it difficult to discern the pretend hate from the real.

In what case would an Italian go for grocery shopping?



















































































only if all his backyard crops die.

Oh man that's bad.

Dude, really, stop.

You really fail at jokes all together.

you really are bad that this.

how do you kill an italian?







































slam the toilet bowl on his head as he is getting a drink.

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Originally posted by Alex Dude, really, stop. You really fail at jokes all together.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt...They land a helicopter on her.

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Originally posted by UmmiE In what case would an Italian go for grocery shopping? only if all his backyard crops die.

possibly the worst joke, ever.

your parents were cousins too weren't they?

lol wow, ummie, dude stick to the insults, man. those jokes were bad. i sorta cringed over here.

best one was the cross the road one

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Originally posted by fayraree lol wow, ummie, dude stick to the insults, man. those jokes were bad. i sorta cringed over here. best one was the cross the road one

See if I throw tomatoes at him he will save them for later....Im trying to think outside the box here.

ummie reconsider having kids.

imagine the ridicule your kids will face when they go up to the normal kids and try to make friends by holding up their hand and screaming , "hey man gimme 6"

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Why did the Pakistani cross the road? lol jk, that scenario is impossible in pakistan.

i just want to quote this ftw. totally gonna tell this to the fam.

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Originally posted by elFreak ummie reconsider having kids. imagine the ridicule your kids will face when they go up to the normal kids and try to make friends by holding up their hand and screaming , "hey man gimme 6"

Well having six finger's in one hand is a sign of guud luck in some cultures.(Im not BSing)

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Originally posted by UmmiE See if I throw tomatoes at him he will save them for later....Im trying to think outside the box here.

oooh chess match!

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Originally posted by UmmiE Well having six finger's in one hand is a sign of guud luck in some cultures.(Im not BSing)

first funny thing you have said on TA

no, i think his croppy (hehehe) italian joke was a good attempt at not being funny on purpose, just for the irony.

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Originally posted by elFreak first funny thing you have said on TA

Its true.....

italians only fuck their sisters, they don't marry them.

I agree with what fahad will say now .....LOL

guys please stop encouraging him.

What do you get when you put 32 Pakistanis together in a room?
A full set of teeth.

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Originally posted by Sunsnail What do you get when you put 32 Pakistanis together in a room?

jihad?
a bunch of cricket cheats?
sewerage?

Bukkake?

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