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Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 19:55:

i use condoms sometimes to make animal balloons at childrens parties.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Apr-14-2009 19:57:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
eh, I honestly don't remember all of that BS. I can't remember the last time I used a condom.
+1 I've been with my bf for 3 years now.

and the year before that...... I only got laid by a girl.

Posted by squirrelly on Apr-14-2009 19:58:

FFS Melly, I told you not to bring up that shit.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Apr-14-2009 19:58:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
FFS Melly, I told you not to bring up that shit.

Posted by elFreak on Apr-14-2009 20:02:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Apr-14-2009 20:03:

HAHA

Perfect.

Posted by PIV on May-11-2009 09:20:

This thread is so lol right now!

Posted by boris_the_bear on May-11-2009 09:33:

i hear rumors that the quality of today's condoms has gone downhill recently. plus the price of Contex/Durex/brand condoms has multiplied by 2 (at least in Ukraine). probably they want more babies (or AIDS)

Posted by Rostros on May-11-2009 11:41:

You can't beat riding bareback but sometimes wearing a coat is a bonus as you can last a lot longer and also you dont have to clean the sheets once you have finished.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on May-11-2009 21:57:

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i hear rumors that the quality of today's condoms has gone downhill recently. plus the price of Contex/Durex/brand condoms has multiplied by 2 (at least in Ukraine). probably they want more babies (or AIDS)

probably aids babies...

Posted by boris_the_bear on May-11-2009 22:36:

so wrong

Posted by Adam420 on May-12-2009 00:40:

quote:
Originally posted by answer?
when i take a piss i can light my cigarette with it.

wear them no matter how much they suck.

try maxx japanese thin condoms.

they are bigger than normal, and not quite magnums.

http://www.condom.com/kimonomaxx.html

That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one!

Posted by n3lly on May-12-2009 01:02:

Condom sales have gone through the roof since the recession hit. People are staying in and banging like rabbits instead of going out and getting trashed and falling asleep beside each other.

To the posters on the first page suggesting the use of lube though to get the condom on easier. Make sure you use a water based lube as an oil based lube can cause a condom to break easier.

It's usually better practise not to use lube and a condom.

Just a heads up.

Getting checked for STI's is not worth going bear back. That Japs eye test is an eye watering experience!

Posted by elFreak on May-12-2009 12:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Adam420
That's an oxymoron if I ever saw one!

sucked a lot of jap cock eh?

ps boris: luxuries are always more expensive in life, and less ukranian babies with funny heads is definitely a luxury.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on May-12-2009 12:58:

quote:
Originally posted by n3lly
Getting checked for STI's is not worth going bear back. That Japs eye test is an eye watering experience!

Don't be stupid, it does not hurt one bit. Comments like this stop people going for tests, and it is totally worth the minor embarrassment factor of sat in a waiting room full of retards to get the green light to shag your girl anywhere, any time with out fear of either one of you getting a nasty.

(of course she be tested and on pill, etc)

EDIT

I will agree on the clean thing though, sheets be messy after a bareback sessions, also if you don't shower right after sex, the smell of pussy is quite lasting, not always a good thing!

Posted by elFreak on May-12-2009 13:03:

even if you wear condoms you should get tested regularly you big pussy.

just wait until you do prostate exams, that shit is way worse than a q tip in your pee hole.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on May-12-2009 13:12:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
even if you wear condoms you should get tested regularly you big pussy.

just wait until you do prostate exams, that shit is way worse than a q tip in your pee hole.

You know the muscle that shoots your load out?

Ever got cramp in it?

Fucking hell. It is crippling.

Posted by elFreak on May-12-2009 13:18:

i have a tiny mexican that likes hot sauce in my pee hole.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on May-12-2009 13:21:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
i have a tiny mexican that likes hot sauce in my pee hole.

The nachos dude?

Posted by elFreak on May-12-2009 13:23:

no, dirty but not that dirty.

Posted by squirrelly on May-12-2009 13:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
I will agree on the clean thing though, sheets be messy after a bareback sessions, also if you don't shower right after sex, the smell of pussy is quite lasting, not always a good thing!

Clearly you haven't heard of the "cup". Less mess!

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on May-12-2009 13:43:

quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly

Clearly you haven't heard of the "cup". Less mess!

Whatever the fuck it is (some for of cum catcher?) I don't wanna know.

Posted by elFreak on May-12-2009 13:44:

just make her wash her face when you are done and the sheets will be clean.

Posted by david.michael on May-12-2009 13:46:

quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
just make her wash her face when you are done and the sheets will be clean.

I applaud the accuracy of your aim, good sir.

Posted by elFreak on May-12-2009 13:47:

if you pinch the base a bit you get a more dribble like splurt than an all out jet of baby juice.

from peter north himself.

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