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toilet, whatever.

Shit ON the toilet

Ahahahahah DuBam you're killing me

Probably Nou indeed shits ON the toilet because he doesn't have to flush when there's no shit IN the toilet.

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Originally posted by TranceOwnsLol does anyone else put toilet paper on the side of a seat when taking a shit on a public restroom?

I think you'll be fine just wiping the seat before you sit down. You can survive 3-5 minutes without washing your hands after you wipe the seat. Only girls put toilet paper on the seat and sit on it.

yeah, i'm a female when i desperately need to go for a shit and all that is available is a filthy gas station restroom with everything but the missing link on the seat. I avoid shitting in public places unless absolutely essential, but if i see diarrhea spray on the seat i will not:

1)wipe it off
2)sit in it
3)do a profound spectral analysis on it to prove to me that the ebola virus is not present.

you should pipe down kentucky fried chicken. Real men don't have boobs.

go outside of the US of Yeehaw A and some countries don't even have toilet seats.

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Originally posted by lenazi diarrhea spray

How many public toilets actually have diarrhea spray? Besides, if it does, don't use that fucking toilet anyways. If it doesn't, you can daintily take your kleenex and wipe the seat just to make sure your shaved little butt doesn't get infected with anything icky and yucky.

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you should pipe down kentucky fried chicken. Real men don't have boobs.

I don't have boobs, or herpes for that matter. Hope both of yours are doing fine though.

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go outside of the US of Yeehaw A and some countries don't even have toilet seats.

Places like Russia and Japan have those squatting toilets, but don't most other countries have a toilet with a seat?

I see no herpes on me in that picture. Ever get breakouts on your mouth, Jay? That must suck, I wonder if people stare.

i tell you what freaks me out is that when you use a public toilet and your pecker almost touches the front of the bowl when taking a boris. especially in overseas toilets i notice this, and the united states the water almost touches the end of your pecker when sitting down.

I bet after you leave bathrooms people take one look at your mouth, then go find another place to take a shit. Not everyone wants herpes

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Originally posted by lenazi

What's the matter, Jay? Can't think of anything to respond with?

Did your mother disown you after finding out you got an STD? Must suck to have a son that doesn't have the common sense to use a condom

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Originally posted by lenazi

see, i had to ignore the title and put in my 2�...

i think it's gross to not wash your hands after touching your dick. even if you showered that day, dicks get sweaty and i don't want penis germs on me. like my friend went to the bathroom, and then he lit a cigarette for me. i was like, if i smoke that cigarette, then your penis will essentially have been in my mouth. i know that doesn't make sense, but it's still gross! i wash my hands after i go pee, and my hand doesn't even TOUCH my vag. you boys are DIRTY!

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa see, i had to ignore the title and put in my 2�... i think it's gross to not wash your hands after touching your dick. even if you showered that day, dicks get sweaty and i don't want penis germs on me. like my friend went to the bathroom, and then he lit a cigarette for me. i was like, if i smoke that cigarette, then your penis will essentially have been in my mouth. i know that doesn't make sense, but it's still gross! i wash my hands after i go pee, and my hand doesn't even TOUCH my vag. you boys are DIRTY!

you're dumb. i dont want to see stupid posts so please refrain from posting.

oh well thats not going to happen so i guess i will live with it.



Jay, corgis rule, i dont know wtf you are getting at with that photo.

he's saying kentucky's girlfriend looks like a mongo

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Originally posted by Energy_3 i tell you what freaks me out is that when you use a public toilet and your pecker almost touches the front of the bowl when taking a boris. especially in overseas toilets i notice this, and the united states the water almost touches the end of your pecker when sitting down.

yes! a little mentioned fact. If I have to sit on a strange toilet where that happens, I keep my hand on my johnson, pushing it strait down so my helmet doesn't touch the cold dirty porcelin.

Some of you are pretty goddamn irrational about germs, lol. Jesus Christ the general public sure is fucking stupid and paranoid.

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Originally posted by jennypie Some of you are pretty goddamn irrational about germs, lol. Jesus Christ the general public sure is fucking stupid and paranoid.

would you be cool if one of your beef curtains was sticking against the inside of a public toliet? I think not.

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Originally posted by jennypie Some of you are pretty goddamn irrational about germs, lol. Jesus Christ the general public sure is fucking stupid and paranoid.

Let's say you wash your hands twice, put toilet paper on the seat, kick the flusher, and open the door with a paper towel. Then you go back to your computer and touch your mouse and BOOM, 200 billion germs on your hands. I'm not saying don't wash your hands, but freaking out about every last germ is going to make you turn into this guy:

Is that Jake Ghiylllllllllhal

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Originally posted by The17sss yes! a little mentioned fact. If I have to sit on a strange toilet where that happens, I keep my hand on my johnson, pushing it strait down so my helmet doesn't touch the cold dirty porcelin.

the manufactures obviously dont take this into account - its prob a board of woman with strap ons that sit on them and go yup - this should do the job!

it really is a prob i noticed this in US airports especially, i to have to guide my dingaling as i sit down scared of touching it on the wall of the bowl. damm who knows whats been sprayed all over that



bubble boy, remember that Seinfield episode lol

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