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Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 02:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
you know what?? i wish you weren't a LIAR.....

YOU DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY DODGE STRATUS. I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Dec-24-2010 02:54:

the ice cream man drives a caravan mah nigguh...clip clop clip clop clip clop bang bang clipclopclipclopclipclop.

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-24-2010 02:58:

I sometimes wonder whether people's names on facebook are made up or not. My last name on FB is not my real name. I wonder if certain other funny names are real or not...

Posted by r5a on Dec-24-2010 02:58:

tl;dr

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
I sometimes wonder whether people's names on facebook are made up or not. My last name on FB is not my real name. I wonder if certain other funny names are real or not...

OK I GET IT

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-24-2010 03:07:

LOL

Posted by igottaknow on Dec-24-2010 03:09:

Horny Yack

Posted by Ania_xox on Dec-24-2010 03:22:

I firmly believe that the plural of status should be "stati"

and that the plural of moose should be "meese"

Posted by WittyHandle on Dec-24-2010 04:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
*you're*

And dammit! Is that even a thing?! Dammit TA!! You keep teaching me about weird shit!

If you don't know about tentacle porn you're not spending nearly enough time on the internet.

Posted by The17sss on Dec-24-2010 05:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
i think the main point is that people who talk about their S/O constantly are fucking annoying.

+1

And is it just me, or does every girl that ever talks about their boyfriend's dick gush about how massive it is? lol... I call bullshit. They can't all be telling the truth.

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2010 05:57:

Posted by chlola on Dec-24-2010 05:57:

Delete these DB's.
What is your fb addy?

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 06:31:

quote:
Originally posted by chlola
Delete these DB's.
What is your fb addy?

There are three things in this world that genuinely piss me off:

1. People who say 'dizzy' instead of distributor cap

2. People who say 'addy' instead of address

3. Grey sweat socks

Chlola, I have never hated on you before - please for the love of all things holy, edit that to address.

Posted by stren on Dec-24-2010 07:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
There are three things in this world that genuinely piss me off:

3. Grey sweat socks

what about grey "not so sweat" socks ?

*awaits anxiously*

Posted by Jake Benson on Dec-24-2010 09:24:

I am popular on facebook because I talk about my poop.

Posted by Renzo on Dec-24-2010 11:38:

^Well, sure. People admire the way it slides right out.

Posted by Ash Parajuli on Dec-24-2010 12:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
There are three things in this world that genuinely piss me off:

1. People who say 'dizzy' instead of distributor cap

Never heard that one before...

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-24-2010 12:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
^Well, sure. People admire the way it slides right out.

omg

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-24-2010 15:20:

quote:
Originally posted by The17sss
+1

And is it just me, or does every girl that ever talks about their boyfriend's dick gush about how massive it is? lol... I call bullshit. They can't all be telling the truth.

Well yeah. Either you're gushing about how big it is or you're not gushing at all. Why would anyone say "Wow my bf has such a small, pathetic, needledick - but he REALLY knows how to use it!"

So yeah, I don't call bullshit. If not for reason stated above, simply for the fact that chicks love cock. They have no reason to lie about it.

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 15:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Well yeah. Either you're gushing about how big it is or you're not gushing at all. Why would anyone say "Wow my bf has such a small, pathetic, needledick - but he REALLY knows how to use it!"

So yeah, I don't call bullshit. If not for reason stated above, simply for the fact that chicks love cock. They have no reason to lie about it.

So, if I don't gush or post constantly about my bf's dick, that means he probably has a needledick/chode? What about the girls who prefer to keep things private & are blessed with a big, wet cock?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-24-2010 15:47:

Shut up yukii.

Posted by WittyHandle on Dec-24-2010 15:47:

Your decision to share your hermaphroditic state or keep it to yourself is yours and yours alone.

Posted by yukii on Dec-24-2010 15:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Shut up yukii.

Just representing the girls that don't gush their entire private life on the interwebz. I think girls that do that, just spend too much time sitting in front of the computer & should find some hobbies. And like Kevin said, I bet some are flat out lying.

Posted by Renzo on Dec-24-2010 15:55:

Wet cock?

As opposed to? A dry one?

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-24-2010 15:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Wet cock?

As opposed to? A dry one?

I know right! Roosters by nature are not aquatic birds. IDK WTF she's talking about.

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