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Chapter 14

So far the rave had been quite a disappointment. But Tiesto was scheduled to play on the main stage and we placed our hopes on him to finally turn this into a great party. A huge crowd had assembled there but no music was playing.
"What's wrong", I asked.
"Tiesto refuses to play", someone said.
The crowd started to chant his name and people vocally demanded the start of his set. After a while Tiesto indeed got onto the stage an grabbed a microphone. "I'm sorry", he said.
"Play some Trance already!"
"I'm very sorry", he repeated. "But I would prefer not to."
An official guy approached him and angrily said something. Through the mic we could only hear Tiesto's response: "I would prefer not to."
The crowd started murmuring and moving around nervously. An immensely fat girl made her way to the stage and shouted: "My name is Tricia. I have terminal cancer and came to this rave to hear you asshole play. It may be the last time that I can listen to Trance in my life. So play your set already!"
But the DJ grimly insisted that he would prefer not to and the fat girl was escorted away by a bearded Jew from security. Meanwhile the people got more and more pissed off, with beer bottles being thrown toward the stage and fight breaking out everywhere.
"This could turn into a riot", Stu said.
So we moved away from the crowd and went to the backside, near the woods. Suddenly we heard some loud voices and two men from the event management appeared, together with Tiesto. They were visibly mad, repeatedly telling him he had a contract and needed to play. When they saw our group they were alarmed at first but then one of them said: "Fuck it, he's useless to us anyway. Let his angry fans tear him apart." The men left.
"Hey! Hey Tijs, what's wrong man", I asked.
No reply, just a despaired and bleak glance.
"How can you do that? How can you do that to Trance?"
"Trance", Tijs said, "is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake."
I remembered Alberto Falk's gloomy prediction of disaster for this rave, his proclamation that our beloved music would die this very night.
"Tell us what's wrong", Stu said to Tiesto. "Tell us how we can help you."
"I would prefer not to", Tijs said again.
And with that I lost all hope. "Ah, Trance! Ah, humanity!"

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Originally posted by Mike4Trance the fat girl was escorted away by a bearded Jew from security.

ROFL

Chapter 15

"Maybe I can help."
A ragged, half naked guy with huge manboobs emerged from the woods. "I'm William Ashley, Reiki Master and an expert for curing the spirit. I can heal him."
Despite his appearance we dicided to give it a shot. He put his hands on Tiesto's head and mumbled some nonsensical words. Actually a lot of nonsensical words.
"Eat this", he said, producing a mushroom from his pockets.
"I would prefer...", Tijs tried to object. But then he ate it. And just like that life returned to his eyes, to his face and to his soul.
"Whoa", he said. "What just happened?"
We cheered and thanked the Reiki Master. "Great to have you back, Tijs. You know what you have to do, don't you?"
Tiesto said: "Yes, I know. And thank you Mr. Ashley for enlightening me. My life will never be the same again." Then he took off his clothes and happily ran off into the woods, holding hands with William Ashley.
"Fuck", PKC said. "What the hell was that?"
"It's over", Stu said. "Trance is dead. And that angry mob will soon start to riot, causing a bloodbath. We better get away while we still can."
"No", I said. "I will play."
"You? Are you serious? Can you even DJ?"
"Not really. But someone has to stand up for the music. We have to take the fate of Trance in our own hands instead of entrusting it with some Dutch superstar DJ. If we don't stand up for what we love, House and Techno and Dubstep and other shit will take over. And we'll all turn into pretentious hipsters. Or into sad old men with pathetic hobbies like bird photography or arguing about Stargate and Battlestar Galactica."
And with that I made my way to the stage and threw down an amazing set. A Trance saga in 15 chapters. People forgot their anger and started dancing and reaching for the lasers and PLURing the fuck out. Unicorns were all over the place.
After I finished the first to rush up to the stage were not my friends but Alberto Falk.
"Hey Mr. Timetraveller", I said. "Seems like your prediction was wrong, wasn't it?"
"Everything turned out the way it was supposed to. I told you what you had to hear."
"So this was all planned out from the be beginning?"
He smiled and nodded.
"Then why are you still here?"
"To make a recording of your mix. To bring it back to the future for people to enjoy there. Speaking of which, I have to leave now. 2011 awaits me"
"Wait". I said. "Tell me something about the future. Like who will be the top DJ be at that time?"
"You wouldn't believe it. A gay Frenchman"
"Wow, Clovis will finally make it, huh? And what else? What will people say about my set?"
"I don't see that yet", Alberto said. "But I see something else."
"What?"
"An impishly smirking cat."

The End

It's a link. Click it for Trance!

Brilliant

No fucking way

My hat off to you, sir

I knew it.

Nice one.

jay called it

Bravo

HAHAH amazing. brilliant marketing!

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Originally posted by Mike4Trance "I'm not a tranny, I'm transgender. It's something completely different."

damn straight. but transgender is an adjective. i would have said 'im a transgender woman', emphasis on woman.

Lol that was amazing. I wish you didn't reveal yourself though. Make another fun alt!

Meat ain' German. Germans don't have a sense of humor.

well done

Thanks for the compliments, glad that you people liked it.
When I started this it was obviously inspired by the legendary My Immortal, which can be clearly seen in the first three chapters or so.
Of course it's badly written, chapter were never meant to be anything else but a quick delivery of c0r-related jokes and usually written in a few minutes without reworking. Maybe I should have done more cultural references as I like those a lot (e.g. Bartleby and Donnie Darko), but I was afraid people would not get them.

I still liked it better when you gave me the password to your acct.

I still liked it better when you gave me the password to your acct.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay I still liked it better when you gave me the password to your acct.

May I remind you that you completely failed to produce anything funny or at least troll someone? All you did was post your cock.

-- Gl�ckWINschadresse --

Dear herr Fleisch,

Congratulations on this thread. Request for classic archival has already been sent to the authorities.

Stonguely yours,

- Lira

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Originally posted by Lira

Fun fact: the reference to Finnegans Wake is only in there to make you believe it was JBJ and not me.

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Originally posted by Meat187

Hat's off to you, sir.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Fun fact: the reference to Finnegans Wake is only in there to make you believe it was JBJ and not me.

I noticed you being stealthy like that - little hints about who it could be but nothing ever concrete enough to nail it down. Quite brilliant, really.

Well played and quite hilarious.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Fun fact: the reference to Finnegans Wake is only in there to make you believe it was JBJ and not me.

Hah!

I sort of knew it wasn't him, so I kept throwing in his name because I really didn't want this to become a "Let's guess who's behind this" contest, specially when someone mentioned your name and it made sense (I then mentioned Halcyon+On+On for the same reason... there are too few assassinations to be something he'd write ). But well played, Fleisch!

To be fair, I really thought System-J could be behind this as well as you. And then he'd make a point in the end

Absolutely brilliant.
Downloading your mix.

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