Technaut's true identity revealed!

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Posted by tranceDJ on Sep-23-2003 16:57:

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Originally posted by jploveparade
So finally my new neightbours moved in. Some ugly bitch with her husband, three retarded kids and a rabbit. I could smell he likes gay porn. He's been jerking off to Romanian Boy DVD's for weeks, probably because his wife doesn't wanna do it anymore.

She needed to be punished. At times when she went out to go shopping, I modified her washing machine. One day, she'll be in the garage to do the laundry and face her final destiny.

It's time. She's walking towards the washing machine. What does she hear? Is it her rabbit screaming? She looks and sees her rabbit bleeding inside. She screams... and tries to rescue what's left of the poor animal. Than, when she bends over, giant blades appear from under the machine and cut her to pieces.

That evening, the children thought mamma was visiting a friend. The meat daddy cooked were actually pieces of her...

Did you find a new wife yet, Technaut?

Only one word can sum up that...sadistic.

Posted by jp on Nov-07-2003 20:38:

I came home drunk one night and started masturbating in the bathroom. Because I was drunk, I wasn't getting good sensation. I squatted and screwed a burned out light bulb into my ass. When I came I fell backwards and broke the light bulb. It took a lot of straining, digging and tearing to get the metal out of my ass. I bled for two days.

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