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so once the sniper finally got the shurly was living in south africa at the time so if was convenient that the sniper was ship to south africa

unfortunatly though samm found out that the moffea had moved to las vegas and had became pimps so SHurlkl11y umm thats not how you spell his name said "ehhhhh .... fuck it"

once again winamp is playing shitty dnb y did i dl this stuff

so all shurlys problems where solved in a "hey this is a shitty story kinda way" exept one

but that one proble was like i knife is shurlys back and leg

the problem was that shurly coiuldnt sleeep it irked him hehe irk is a funny word

so too stop the problem Shurly turned out for the foot ball team (which kind of scared me beacuse there really is a skinny kid at my school named shurly who is on the football team) that didnt work out for him so he decided to jump off bridgest for a living

unfortunatly when you jusmp off a bridge you smack against hte water

or the rocks for that matter but with water it can get in your ears and shit i hate that

bridge diving only kinda worked for him paywasnt that good that was ok because he had stock pilles of laxatives that you can sell for a hell of alot of money these days

so shurly was living out his live as a accountant for nintendo

when he got some info from some of his friends that a sertain detective was looking for him, george i think it was (5 min pause) no wait ... it was JIM POP the detective

shurly asked his friend "why on earth would JIM POP the detective be interested in me??"

right then are you readdy for some action!!! JIM POP the detective jumped out from behind the chair that his friend was sitting in and said

"your wanted for the murder of yourself!! come over here and let me play with my testicals"

now there needs to be some explaining here cus i left out some not so important details....1) when the moffea bombed shurlys house and suposedly killed shurly they made it look like shurly did it (there that good) so they wouldnt be involved after that 2) some apple are red and 3) JIM POP the detective is REALLY FUCKING STUPID

so there they where all three of them in a room together, JIM POP the detective was playing with himself in the corner while teh other two where trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON

shurly the keen guy that he was thought about himself and then thougt about what JIM POP the detective had said and realized that if he had killed himself he wouldnt be alive and so JIM POP the detective must therefor be the stupidist ****** in the world

so shurly went up to JIM POP the detective and said the one thing that if your stupid you will never get and it will consume your life and you will forget about everything else

judging by the fact that most of the people reading this must be stupid im not going to say it, that and im too lasy to make something profound up

JIM POP the detective was bewildered by the statment so he pulled out his knife and stabled himself in the back

but right befor he died he said "tell my wife and kids ive been sleeping with the dog"

tehn shurlys friend hurled all over JIM POP the detective

shurly being the honest man that he is said "fuck that, thats mest up"

then he turned around and walked into a wall that he didnt see like on the movies

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