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Damn Jason, those lines are terrible. Terribly funny!

You must work at a lumber yard, cause you've been giving me the wood all day.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "i'd like to do a tequila shot off your tits"

hahhahah


wait till she's had a few tequila shots...THEN say that

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Originally posted by itsTrueSonic Here are a couple of lines i like to say : "Hey are you from Memphis? Because you are the Ten I see..." "Hey there sexy lady .. what would it take for me to go out with a sexy lady like you" "Hey there .. why don't the two of us enjoy a bottle of cham-pagn-nagne? "(champagne, but i pronounce it this way... the francais way.. hahaha) "Hey there .. would you like to see me do a dance justin timberlake taught me ?" I make my phone ring automatically and pretend i am talking with some hot movie star (justin timberlake, colin farrell, ashton, p diddy .. whoever) and that gets the chicks .. "You have a nice rack .. I can tell that they are not artificial.. i would love for you to milk my children..."

woah! .. those are some awesome lines .. i would love to try those lines .. these lines sound like i can really get in bed with any lady! ..

i think the 'i can dance like justin timberlake' line can work for me! .. hahahahaha ..

but how about these lines ..

"honey .. why don't you and me get together, because you know .. it always takes two to tango.."
"baby .. why don't you make me jealous, and walk with those swaying hips at me again .."
"girl .. you so tight, you make calista flockhart jealous .."
"girl .. you so nice, you make the city nice, france jealous everytime you come out the house.."
"girl .. you so fine, they changed the name silk fabric to your name .."
"girl .. you make me so horny, honey, i don't know what else gets me so bony ... (if you know what i mean) .. )

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch "baby .. why don't you make me jealous, and walk with those swaying hips at me again .."

wait...


you're jealous of her figure?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller wait... you're jealous of her figure?

a 'metro' thing ?? .. jealous she is has a better a$s than you ?? ..

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch woah! .. those are some awesome lines .. i would love to try those lines .. these lines sound like i can really get in bed with any lady! .. i think the 'i can dance like justin timberlake' line can work for me! .. hahahahaha .. but how about these lines .. "honey .. why don't you and me get together, because you know .. it always takes two to tango.." "baby .. why don't you make me jealous, and walk with those swaying hips at me again .." "girl .. you so tight, you make calista flockhart jealous .." "girl .. you so nice, you make the city nice, france jealous everytime you come out the house.." "girl .. you so fine, they changed the name silk fabric to your name .." "girl .. you make me so horny, honey, i don't know what else gets me so bony ... (if you know what i mean) .. )

The humor and functionality of these lines is lost on me.

"buy me a beer and maybe i'll be drunk enough to sleep with you"

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "buy me a beer and maybe i'll be drunk enough to sleep with you"

NICE

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "buy me a beer and maybe i'll be drunk enough to sleep with you"

"You're not the hottest girl, but you'll do. Wanna come home with me?"

"if you were a house...could i sneak in the back door?"

"i'm a dj" <-works everytime

i wish i was an astronaut so i can get lost inside your black hole

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Originally posted by dj_bas "i'm a dj" <-works everytime

one more comment like this and ban

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Originally posted by dj_bas "i'm a dj" <-works everytime

I don't like using that one. I like when other people say, "This is my friend Erik, he's an awesome dj." Then I say, "I play some records, it's not a big deal."

"Hey didn't you go home with NiteMer the other night? how much is this gonna cost me?"

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Originally posted by nchs09 one more comment like this and ban

Why? It doesn't work for you?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller "Hey didn't you go home with NiteMer the other night? how much is this gonna cost me?"

Response from girl, "Well, it was free for him, but, for you $5000 and a case of beer."

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Originally posted by nchs09 one more comment like this and ban

ha scared me for a second lol

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Originally posted by NiteMer Response from girl, "Well, it was free for him, but, for you $5000 and a case of beer."

touche!! hahahaha

my response: " i heard you have a smelly snatch...make it 100 bucks and some PBR and we got a deal"

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Originally posted by nchs09 one more comment like this and ban

that sounds like a great pick up line .. i'll try it friday night .. the chics will be frolicking at me .. and i will tell them i got it from the big man himself .. neo ..

Fucking Nachos! I didn't even notice that shit, cause it's been a while since you busted the pose move out.

haha n00bs i love it! not that ur n00b cause u guys arent
but i love how every once in a while it works ;p

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Originally posted by Floorfiller touche!! hahahaha my response: " i heard you have a smelly snatch...make it 100 bucks and some PBR and we got a deal"

That's right bitch. Mess with the bull and you get the horns.

I have to leave work, so I'm not gonna respond to this last shenanagans!

nice nachos hehehe

nachos got me...i thought maybe people posted that dj thing a whole bunch and neo was sick of it or something. that damn avatar is so threatening...all flamey. like him! oh burn!

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