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Originally posted by Slylee hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life? when she actually answers to "Who's your daddy"? when she asks to be on top so she can balance her check book more easily. when she bumps her head against the headbored BEFORE you start to have sex. when you realize her grunts and moans are actually a WAV file... lol u get the point.

I heard wearing a silk mask is a good way to excite your woman back up.

awkward silence?

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Originally posted by Slylee hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life?

When she has more suggestions than you do.

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Originally posted by Slylee hey guys, how can you tell when your girlfriend is getting bored with your sex life?

She tells you she's married.

She tells you she's a lesbian.

She's banging someone else.


Sadly, I've had all of the above happen to me. I suddenly feel naked.

Blah I leave for 5 mintues and come back and the thread is losing life.

We need to resurrect this!

lol

k


new topic





anal anyone?


*looks at sara*

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Originally posted by Slylee k new topic anal anyone? *looks at sara*

Tried it, I kept having too many Soddom and Gommorah-like passages flashing through my head to ever actually dig it.

If the girl I was with really wanted to, I'd do it to please her, but only for that.

Here's a random embarrassing story involving moms I don't know and sex.


When I was working in landscaping two summers ago we were talking about all this dirty shit because we were down this big hill on the lakefront from the house and didn't think anyone was around. My friend was talking about this time where he was getting head from his GF in the bathroom and when he walked out he got congratulated by all these guys and stuff. We laughed, and then I blurted out "Oh yeah, well I fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom of an afterbar last weekend!" Lo and behold, mom had come down the stairway to offer us some Gatorade right as I blurted that out. As I finished the last word in my sentence I looked up and saw her and I probably turned white as a ghost. All she says was, "Well, that was certainly educational. Would you boys like some Gatorade?"


Mortified.

Yes that was

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Originally posted by UWM Blah I leave for 5 mintues and come back and the thread is losing life. We need to resurrect this!

I think everyone is a bit embarassed.

hahahha, I'm supposed to start a new topic? I started the last one.

Hmm.... biggest fantasy?

*edit* anal????? Hell no!

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Originally posted by Slylee anal anyone? *looks at sara*

I've never been involved in anal sex and I'm not in a huge hurry to, but I'm not against it really.

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Originally posted by Seventil Tried it, I kept having too many Soddom and Gommorah-like passages flashing through my head to ever actually dig it. If the girl I was with really wanted to, I'd do it to please her, but only for that.

well from your posts...it sounds like you're in the military so of course you've tried anal

boo i'm leaving work now...no computer at home.



ok guys, don't post anything i would.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller well from your posts...it sounds like you're in the military so of course you've tried anal

I guess I deserve that for all the silk mask remarks.

Touch�.

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Originally posted by UWM Here's a random embarrassing story involving moms I don't know and sex. When I was working in landscaping two summers ago we were talking about all this dirty shit because we were down this big hill on the lakefront from the house and didn't think anyone was around. My friend was talking about this time where he was getting head from his GF in the bathroom and when he walked out he got congratulated by all these guys and stuff. We laughed, and then I blurted out "Oh yeah, well I fucked my girlfriend in the bathroom of an afterbar last weekend!" Lo and behold, mom had come down the stairway to offer us some Gatorade right as I blurted that out. As I finished the last word in my sentence I looked up and saw her and I probably turned white as a ghost. All she says was, "Well, that was certainly educational. Would you boys like some Gatorade?" Mortified.

that's H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S

cool she didn't give you a bunch of shit or something...

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Originally posted by Seventil I guess I deserve that for all the silk mask remarks. Touch�.

no the silk mask posts were pretty damn funny...i just wish i had photoshop skills hehehe

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Hmm.... biggest fantasy?

It's really clich�, but meh ...

Three words:

Naughty

School

Girls.

fantasy:

i don't really have a big fantasy, but i will say that i've always wanted to wake up in the morning and find my girlfriend pleasuring herself with my morning wood

also, i need to date more experienced women. most of the women that i've dated have been relatively inexperienced and not as open minded as i would like. i want to date an aggressive woman...not trashy, but sexy and aggressive.

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Originally posted by anuneventrade Hmm.... biggest fantasy?

I seem to be digging on Asian girls as of late.

So I guess I fantasize about actually finding one to keep.

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Originally posted by Floorfiller also, i need to date more experienced women. most of the women that i've dated have been relatively inexperienced and not as open minded as i would like. i want to date an aggressive woman...not trashy, but sexy and aggressive.

It's funny how thin of a line it is to be trashy and sexy/aggressive.

So, if we combine UWM, Floorfiller and my fantasies, we'd have:

A sexy, aggressive and naughty asian schoolgirl.

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Originally posted by Seventil It's funny how thin of a line it is to be trashy and sexy/aggressive. So, if we combine UWM, Floorfiller and my fantasies, we'd have: A sexy, aggressive asian schoolgirl.

that just might be the perfect woman hehehe

I lived out my two childhood fantasies, so I guess I have to think up a new one.

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Originally posted by anuneventrade I lived out my two childhood fantasies, so I guess I have to think up a new one.

you can't get away with that...what were they?

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Originally posted by Floorfiller you can't get away with that...what were they?

I bet I can guess.

Sexy, aggressive and naughty asian schoolgirls.

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