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Myself, I'm not a big fan of anal anymore. I can't say exactly why as I'm not actually sure. That said, I have had it on many ocassion and am certainly willing to do it again. I've found quite a number of women really love it and when asked I would always comply, as it seemed to work well for them.

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Originally posted by Aristronica face first. and you walk away. no sense in running she shouldn't be chasing you at this point or anything.... you know what i don't think you get it at all.

No I don't.

Oh wait... You shove the girls face in shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHa, hey then you could piss on her too!!! Make her eat it, YEAH.

Mmn.

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Originally posted by dallastar I dunno why a lot of guys like the buttsex? it's just another whole I guess, but why they like it so much

1. Physically, it's a tight region full of nerve endings, so it can be pleasurable to both people engaged. I've heard girls saying the orgasm is even more intense when done properly (I've got no experience as a receiving end, so I can't give you my personal opinion) and, as a guy, I can tell you that feeling the sphincter is something the other side will never be able to emulate ;
   
   
2. Culturally, it may be arousing for being "different" and/or "wrong";
   
   
3. Reproductively, if you get pregnant that way, either you did something really weird, or you're really weird yourself;
   
   
4. And aesthetically, when you're in, the arse looks great, because of its visual anuslessness.
   

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Originally posted by Synchronicity No I don't. Oh wait... You shove the girls face in shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHa, hey then you could piss on her too!!! Make her eat it, YEAH. Mmn.

wait what?!

too far dude.

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Originally posted by Aristronica wait what?! too far dude.

Hehe, I think you missed my point, but whatever.

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Originally posted by Aristronica so where was i... ohh yes - so i hit up this 32 yr old over NYE... i mean i woke up in her bed NYD. but the point is i must've given it to her good cuz she was blowing up my cell for the next week. now she's good looking and all. but 32. a fucking DECADE older than moi. and i just kinda tried to back out of it without making a big deal but it didn't work. let's just say bitch wouldn't take a hint. so here's a guide of how to get a 32 yr old off your jock. you give in - right! - you give in and you just go there one night and just do your best. i mean really do you fucking best. about halfway through the session you finger her asshole - she's down you know she will be she's 32 - then lube it up and ka-pow! rock her all night long make both yous cum hard etc. once she's passed out. literallly - shit in her fucking bed. i'm serious... you take your pants down (keep it clean grab TP) shit the fucking bed on your side. wipe your ass discard the used TP in the toilet. hopefully she doesn't wake up at this point - which she didn't. then you wake her ass up - make sure it's like 4-5 AM - as I like to call it "the dead hour". and you shake her ass awake you say "i gotta go can i have a kiss" as she gets halfway up for the kiss (still sleepy) maybe smelling something funky but not realizing. you take her head and just rocket it into the shit. (make sure you have all your stuff with you - you won't be coming back at this point) and you just walk the fuck out get in your car and drive. by then time she realizes what the fuck just happened you'll be halfway down the block and home free. yes your cellphone might get blown up but what you don't have to worry about is her telling someone to come kick your ass. and if she did her friends would probably laugh their asses off and call you a fucking pimp. /problem solving.

I can't find a word to describe any of this!

Loving anal is code for once you go black you don't go back

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Originally posted by jdat Loving anal is code for once you go black you don't go back

"Once you go brown, you'll always go down"?

anal... it's all that AND a bag of shit.

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Originally posted by Aristronica anal... it's all that AND a big steaming pile.

fixed.

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Originally posted by idoru Nope.

Wait... so you've porked a chick's hiney?

I'm impressed.

And I am assuming it's a chick.

Yeah.. that face plant shitshow story was bullshit, no pun intended.

for some reason I dont think so... that story is jsut too creative to just makeup... plus... for some reason, because of rjt and lucids testimonals, i wouldnt put it past him.

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Originally posted by enferno 1. lube dick 2. relax sphincter 3. butts3chkz 4. profit

#2 very important.

the best is ass too mouth when their kids are watching

This thread is turning into a great episode of the aristocrats.

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Originally posted by DJFreaq Wait... so you've porked a chick's hiney? I'm impressed. And I am assuming it's a chick.

Haha, no Adam. And yes, it would be a chick if I did it.

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Originally posted by Vlad for some reason I dont think so... that story is jsut too creative to just makeup... plus... for some reason, because of rjt and lucids testimonals, i wouldnt put it past him.

like i said - Denys is a whore, but he's also a sweetie... i don't know if i think he's mean enough to do something like that!

although... (and i speak from experience here)... 32 year olds can be pretty psycho when it comes to relationships/sex, so maybe he had to do something really disgusting and dramatic to get her off his nuts.



p.s. i still think he's lying too, but i don't believe anything i read on the internets.

the way i look at it. if im gonna fuck a chick up the butt i might as well just be gayt. whats the difference. snatch mouth or i stick with my hand

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Originally posted by l�cid like i said - Denys is a whore, but he's also a sweetie... i don't know if i think he's mean enough to do something like that! although... (and i speak from experience here)... 32 year olds can be pretty psycho when it comes to relationships/sex, so maybe he had to do something really disgusting and dramatic to get her off his nuts. p.s. i still think he's lying too, but i don't believe anything i read on the internets.

like i said, lucid and RJT are the only ones that know me. i may be a whore, but i'm not a disgusting one.

^5 for you girl!


here's honesty -

I was complaining to my friend about that girl and we were high and went into this whole elaborate plan of how to get rid of her - the story is what we came up with.
In the end i just called her and explained that i felt uncomfortable about the age difference and that i felt like we were looking for two different things out of life and whatever's going on between us. she said she understood and if i ever changed my mind to give her a call.

end of story.

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Originally posted by Aristronica In the end i just called her and explained that i felt uncomfortable about the age difference and that i felt like we were looking for two different things out of life and whatever's going on between us. she said she understood and if i ever changed my mind to give her a call.

awww... see! i knew you were a whore with a heart.

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Originally posted by l�cid awww... see! i knew you were a whore with a heart.

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Originally posted by Vlad This thread is turning into a great episode of the Aristocats.

fixed

my fav disney movie!

meow!

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Originally posted by Aristronica fixed my fav disney movie! meow!

So is it true? Everybody wants to be a cat?

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Originally posted by Frenchie So is it true? Everybody wants to be a cat?

that's right. cuz when you're a cat, you know where it's at...

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