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Long distance relationships, fuckin ha ha ha, your partner is fucking the neighbor u sucker.

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Originally posted by Akridrot human beings are such stupid, irrational creatures. *waah waah* i was arbitrarily paired up with this person who would be a completely different person if i was in a different place, but since i was paired with this person for so long and have all these "memories" with them and about them, i just have to remain attached to them and force an unnecessary strain on my life and mental health because i am a fucking child.

This from a person who has made his share of threads complaining about his relationships and drug habits. Yeah, man, you're so together and grown up!

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Originally posted by Omega_Blue nice to hear that, lira it's refreshing to hear that the long distance thing *can* work for the people that are willing to put the effort into it together, it makes me feel more optimistic about my own situations irl

I hope it works out for you as well

I'm not entirely sure whether this is applies to your case, but here are a few pointers I can share with you:

• Study: I know this sounds really random, but the best thing about living in society is that you can learn from the mistakes others have made. As nerdy as it sounds, the one thing that has helped us quite a lot is the fact that we've both been deeply influenced by Sartre during some of our crises. We're very aware that, rather than looking for "our other half", the fact that we came from different households (and, dare I say, cultures) meant that instead of fitting together as two halves of an orange, we're like two pieces of broken porcelain that require lots of grinding to look as just one piece. And, more importantly, we knew that we chose one another, and we're free to revert this choice any time we want.
  
  
• "Know thyself": A funny thing about long relationships is that we see ourselves much the same way our significant other sees us. This "time out" is a great opportunity to remember what you're like when you're on your own (or, more accurately, among other people). Kaoru used to be really mad about me being so absent-minded, because as a result, I come across as eccentric/rebellious in most groups (for I'm incredibly oblivious to peer pressure in general), rude (since I may completely ignore others even when I don't want to), and pretentious (due to the fact that I'm often thinking about something lofty and useless to most people). She used to warn me frequently about that, and she taught me about how important it is to pay attention to others. Sure enough, now that she's gone, I noticed her criticism was not unfounded, and the fact that she's given me all those hints throughout our relationship has helped me realise what it is about me that I can improve. While she was here, it really felt like she was picking on me for every little thing (but, granted, she also found out other people also thought she had a really bad temper).
  
  
• Talk: If you're in a relationship for more than, let's say, a couple of years, you probably know how important communication is, so I'm not going to say anything - I just wanted to stress the fact that it really really takes a lot of honesty and sincerity to cherish your commitment no matter where you are
  

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Originally writen by Fyodor Dosta You see, gentlemen, reason is an excellent thing, there's no disputing that, but reason is nothing but reason and satisfies only the rational side of man's nature, while will is a manifestation of the whole life, that is, of the whole human life including reason and all the impulses. And although our life, in this manifestation of it, is often worthless, yet it is life and not simply extracting square roots. Here I, for instance, quite naturally want to live, in order to satisfy all my capacities for life, and not simply my capacity for reasoning, that is, not simply one twentieth of my capacity for life. What does reason know? Reason only knows what it has succeeded in learning (some things, perhaps, it will never learn; this is a poor comfort, but why not say so frankly?) and human nature acts as a whole, with everything that is in it, consciously or unconsciously, and, even if it goes wrong, it lives. I suspect, gentlemen, that you are looking at me with compassion; you tell me again that an enlightened and developed man, such, in short, as the future man will be, cannot consciously desire anything disadvantageous to himself, that that can be proved mathematically. I thoroughly agree, it can--by mathematics. But I repeat for the hundredth time, there is one case, one only, when man may consciously, purposely, desire what is injurious to himself, what is stupid, very stupid--simply in order to have the right to desire for himself even what is very stupid and not to be bound by an obligation to desire only what is sensible. Of course, this very stupid thing, this caprice of ours, may be in reality, gentlemen, more advantageous for us than anything else on earth, especially in certain cases. And in particular it may be more advantageous than any advantage even when it does us obvious harm, and contradicts the soundest conclusions of our reason concerning our advantage--for in any circumstances it preserves for us what is most precious and most important--that is, our personality, our individuality. Some, you see, maintain that this really is the most precious thing for mankind; choice can, of course, if it chooses, be in agreement with reason; and especially if this be not abused but kept within bounds. It is profitable and sometimes even praiseworthy. But very often, and even most often, choice is utterly and stubbornly opposed to reason ... and ... and ... do you know that that, too, is profitable, sometimes even praiseworthy? Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped. But that is not all, that is not his worst defect; his worst defect is his perpetual moral obliquity, perpetual--from the days of the Flood to the Schleswig-Holstein period. Moral obliquity and consequently lack of good sense; for it has long been accepted that lack of good sense is due to no other cause than moral obliquity. Put it to the test and cast your eyes upon the history of mankind. What will you see? Is it a grand spectacle? Grand, if you like. Take the Colossus of Rhodes, for instance, that's worth something. With good reason Mr. Anaevsky testifies of it that some say that it is the work of man's hands, while others maintain that it has been created by nature herself. Is it many-coloured? May be it is many-coloured, too: if one takes the dress uniforms, military and civilian, of all peoples in all ages--that alone is worth something, and if you take the undress uniforms you will never get to the end of it; no historian would be equal to the job. Is it monotonous? May be it's monotonous too: it's fighting and fighting; they are fighting now, they fought first and they fought last--you will admit, that it is almost too monotonous. In short, one may say anything about the history of the world--anything that might enter the most disordered imagination. The only thing one can't say is that it's rational. The very word sticks in one's throat. And, indeed, this is the odd thing that is continually happening: there are continually turning up in life moral and rational persons, sages and lovers of humanity who make it their object to live all their lives as morally and rationally as possible, to be, so to speak, a light to their neighbours simply in order to show them that it is possible to live morally and rationally in this world. And yet we all know that those very people sooner or later have been false to themselves, playing some queer trick, often a most unseemly one. Now I ask you: what can be expected of man since he is a being endowed with strange qualities? Shower upon him every earthly blessing, drown him in a sea of happiness, so that nothing but bubbles of bliss can be seen on the surface; give him economic prosperity, such that he should have nothing else to do but sleep, eat cakes and busy himself with the continuation of his species, and even then out of sheer ingratitude, sheer spite, man would play you some nasty trick. He would even risk his cakes and would deliberately desire the most fatal rubbish, the most uneconomical absurdity, simply to introduce into all this positive good sense his fatal fantastic element. It is just his fantastic dreams, his vulgar folly that he will desire to retain, simply in order to prove to himself--as though that were so necessary--that men still are men and not the keys of a piano, which the laws of nature threaten to control so completely that soon one will be able to desire nothing but by the calendar. And that is not all: even if man really were nothing but a piano-key, even if this were proved to him by natural science and mathematics, even then he would not become reasonable, but would purposely do something perverse out of simple ingratitude, simply to gain his point. And if he does not find means he will contrive destruction and chaos, will contrive sufferings of all sorts, only to gain his point! He will launch a curse upon the world, and as only man can curse (it is his privilege, the primary distinction between him and other animals), may be by his curse alone he will attain his object--that is, convince himself that he is a man and not a piano-key! If you say that all this, too, can be calculated and tabulated--chaos and darkness and curses, so that the mere possibility of calculating it all beforehand would stop it all, and reason would reassert itself, then man would purposely go mad in order to be rid of reason and gain his point! I believe in it, I answer for it, for the whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano-key! It may be at the cost of his skin, it may be by cannibalism! And this being so, can one help being tempted to rejoice that it has not yet come off, and that desire still depends on something we don't know?

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Originally posted by Akridrot human beings are such stupid, irrational creatures. *waah waah* i was arbitrarily paired up with this person who would be a completely different person if i was in a different place, but since i was paired with this person for so long and have all these "memories" with them and about them, i just have to remain attached to them and force an unnecessary strain on my life and mental health because i am a fucking child.

Ugh. Scientists...

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Originally posted by Dj Skez Long distance relationships, fuckin ha ha ha, your partner is fucking the neighbor u sucker.

Yeah, she sure is

I also banged half of my students AND the waiter from the coffee shop across the street

Nice work...I think. Though I think if you're banging half your stduents and the barista then you're doing something wrong

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Originally posted by fbgdavidson Nice work...I think. Though I think if you're banging half your stduents and the barista then you're doing something wrong

I'm just being sarcastic - it's funny how some people think everyone's decadent like them

Lira 3 years can change a person a lot. You may not even recognize her if/when she gets back. Same goes for you.

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Originally posted by meriter Lira 3 years can change a person a lot. You may not even recognize her if/when she gets back. Same goes for you.

Indeed... but, isn't that a risk you run in all relationships?

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Originally posted by meriter Ugh. Scientists...

Akridrot isn't a scientist, he's just some random dude who drinks too much cough syrup.

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Originally posted by Lira Indeed... but, isn't that a risk you run in all relationships?

Yep.

I'm pretty certain Lira forced it to work merely to spite all of us naysayers. Fucker.

I don't think so.

Actually I've always had the thought in the back of my mind that if anyone could do a LDR it would be Lira because he come off as a very respectable person who takes his committment to his girlfriend very seriously (at least it seems that way haha).

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Originally posted by squirrelly I don't think so. Actually I've always had the thought in the back of my mind that if anyone could do a LDR it would be Lira because he come off as a very respectable person who takes his committment to his girlfriend very seriously (at least it seems that way haha).

I always found it much easier to type about commitment and respect when im using some random skanks ass as a keyboard stand while banging her doggy style.

my $0.02

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles drinks too much cough syrup.

ain't nothing wrong with a little cough syrup every now and then

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Originally posted by squirrelly I don't think so. Actually I've always had the thought in the back of my mind that if anyone could do a LDR it would be Lira because he come off as a very respectable person who takes his committment to his girlfriend very seriously (at least it seems that way haha).

So you mean Lira's a limpdick? Jeez, what a mean thing to say about a mod, squirrelly - and in his very own thread, too!

lol you guys are assholes.

I said that's the IMPRESSION that I get from the Lira I've gotten to know ONLINE over the past few years. Whether or not he's actually like that is a different story.

Oh, so now he's just some naive bookworm with a low libido? I'm really getting tired of your constant slights towards him.

as long as your thinking of her while your rail some other chick its not cheating.

wow mark you sound worse then me.

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quote: Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'm pretty certain Lira forced it to work merely to spite all of us naysayers. Fucker. quote: Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On So you mean Lira's a limpdick? Jeez, what a mean thing to say about a mod, squirrelly - and in his very own thread, too! quote: Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Oh, so now he's just some naive bookworm with a low libido? I'm really getting tired of your constant slights towards him.

By the way, after eleven months or so of celibacy, I don't think I'm eligible to be a fucker, Hal... and, [TMI] given the fact that the internet is a marvellous reservoir of naked bottoms and nude bosoms, I can firmly say Willy is not feeling down [/TMI]

(There's nothing I can say against being a naïve bookworm, though, hehe.

lulsimo

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Marilyn Manson's Rules On Cheating from The Long, Hard Road Out Of Hell Though we have a reputation as flagrant plunderers of all the free and expensive tits that come with being a rock star, the truth is that we are all completely faithful to our girlfriends. I can honestly say that I have never cheated on my girlfriend. And that�s because I play by the rules, which are listed below for your use and edification.] 1. You can squeeze fake tits because they� are not actually real, so you�re not cheating. 2. If you don�t remember their name it doesn�t count. 3. If you don�t call them afterwards it doesn�t count. 4. Blow jobs don�t count � they�re like handshakes and autographs. 5. If you cuddle, you�re cheating. 6. If you are in a time zone that is ahead of the time zone your girlfriend is in, use the following equation to determine whether or not you�ve cheated: Let X be the time difference between the two countries and let Y be the number of hours that have elapsed since you slept with another woman. If you talk to your girlfriend and Y < X, then you haven�t cheated because it hasn�t happened yet. If Y > X, you cheated. 7. If you are in Europe, Canada, South America or Japan, your marriage license is not valid. So you can sleep with anyone you want. 8. If you fuck someone the night before seeing your girlfriend, it�s okay because it�s just practice to make sure you don�t prematurely ejaculate with your girlfriend. 9. If it was part of a public performance, it doesn�t count. 10. If you�re doing it to help your career, it doesn�t count. 11. If you remember the name of a girl that someone else had a one-night stand with, then you cheated because you thought about it more than the person who got laid did. If you don�t have a girlfriend, this just makes you desperate, and counts as one cheat against your future girlfriend. 12. If it�s someone�s birthday, it doesn�t count (especially if it is your own). 13. If the girl has a tattoo with your name on it, then it�s just common courtesy to have sex with her. 14. If you have anal sex with someone else it doesn�t count because it�s not coitus (unless you�re dating Morrissey). 15. If she has the same name as your girlfriend, it�s not cheating � or if the first letter of her name is that same. If neither of these apply, spritz her with your girlfriend�s favourite scent before having sex and you�re all right. 16. If you tell them you respect them in the morning and mean it, you�re gay. Rules I�ve broken: None.

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Originally posted by Lira By the way, after eleven months or so of celibacy, I don't think I'm eligible to be a fucker, Hal... and, [TMI] given the fact that the internet is a marvellous reservoir of naked bottoms and nude bosoms, I can firmly say Willy is not feeling down [/TMI] (There's nothing I can say against being a naïve bookworm, though, hehe.

Alright, alright, a fair point.

Marcus, if you need any, you know...help... I just want you to know... tubularbills is always there for you. Ania, too.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Marcus, if you need any, you know...help... I just want you to know... tubularbills is always there for you. Ania, too.

Come on, I doubt Will has any good porn, a hurricane probably swept his porn stash away and he's still trying to take revenge against the weather

Now, Ania, on the other hand, and with no pun intended...

I just don't want to think about this any further. You win.

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