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Posted by denys envy on Jan-06-2009 05:03:

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear

that's exactly what my body looks like! this is scary.

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jan-06-2009 05:15:

quote:
[i]

I seriously thought that was Tony McGuinness from Above & Beyond for a moment...

Talk about a close call making trance gay.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-06-2009 09:16:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
that's exactly what my body looks like! this is scary.

pics or stfu

Posted by CranberryJuice on Jan-06-2009 10:26:

a guy who would sit on the couch and watch a football game on tv with his friends or even alone

a guy who is absolutely fan of his car
a guy with no ambition and no convo
a guy who is all about partying clubbing and going out all the time
a macho man making stupid jokes all the time.
a guy who never read ,never check serious things .

Posted by kr00t0n on Jan-06-2009 11:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
- good hygiene (especially teeth) Clean teef, shower almost every day unless it's not doable
- good sense of style (without being obsessed or metro-y) Meh, I don't look crap, and am getting better
- good sense of humour I'm funny as fuck
- can be immature from time to time See above
- can have deep/intelligent conversations I've worked out the meaning of life once, took 5 hours, and we forgot it as soon as we had our Eureka moment, but we did get there
- knows how to use his man tool I actually read the instruction manual, go me!
- I will agree with the going down comment I freaking love it, provided she abides by point 1 herself
- keeps his man danglies preened Thankfully, I'm not some sort of man-yeti
- taller than me (that isn't hard) average of 5'11"
- thoughtful/kind Yep
- ambitious hmmmm, not overly, but getting better
- a good medium of book smart and street smart Hell's yeah
- moderately health conscious (works out enough to stay fit but wont freak over an ice cream binge every once in a while) Not really needed, as I can eat what I want and not get fat, but I have a good diet any way and have started the gym
- polite Mom did raise me good like
- good vernacular (doesn't swear all the time and doesn't use ridiculous slang) Indubitably my dear
- works hard, plays hard Work as required, play as hard as I feel
- spontaneous so-so
- responsible I am Spartacus
- adventurous so-so, totally depends on the implied area of adventure
- confident (but not arrogant) I rock the kasbah

The only problem with being good on a list, is that you then end up having a complicated list of requirements too

Posted by denys envy on Jan-06-2009 12:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
pics or stfu

well i just shaved recently. but i'll take some when i get home tonight - just for you baby.

Posted by Saka on Jan-06-2009 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
well i just shaved recently. but i'll take some when i get home tonight - just for you baby.

Oh hells yes!!!!

Posted by Inertia on Jan-07-2009 05:59:

quote:
Originally posted by CleverName
question for the ladies:

clean shave, or a day or two's growth?

gonna vary a lot. my sister tells me i look great with a 2 day growth. my ex girlfriend would ask me to shave every time she saw me unshaved. said she hated it.

i'd ask her to take her top off. it worked out well.

Posted by squirrelly on Jan-08-2009 15:47:

lol @ boys trying to tell ladies what they want

and 2 days growth ftw

Posted by Banora on Jan-09-2009 01:34:

Lets see:

My absolute biggest turn off is a man who acts like a complete douche. Any hint of douche-ness and I'm gone.

A guy who is rude or makes me feel like I am not important. Make me feel like that and its bye-bye.

A guy who acts superior towards me/other people. Little dick complex much?

Guys who feel the need to flaunt their wealth. You can be rich, thats fine, but don't shove it in everyone's faces...especially if you are faux-rich. -gag-

Guys who only want one thing. If I find that out about you or you pressure me before I am ready, you're cut out.

Short guys. I'm talking 5'5" and under. I'm short and I don't want to breed a midget family.

Excessive body-hair. Another thing that really grosses me out. Chest hair is sexy, chest sweaters are not.

Acne/Greasy skin. Ew.

Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.

Wanting to buy everything for me. Its nice you are being a gentleman and I really appreciate it, but I have a job and my own money. Let me pay for something every now and then.

Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.

Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.

Overly religious/political. I like debates, and if you're a different religion/political view than I, thats awesome, but don't try to convert me or take the opportunity to start arguments just because my opinion differs.

Slobbery/bad/eating your face off kisser. Please, practice that shit with your hand or your pillow before you try to devour my face. Thanks.

Bad teeth/Bad hygiene/Mullets/Scraggly hair. Soap: $1.16. Toothbrush and Tooth paste: $5 and $3. Fantastic Sam's haircut: $8

No job/deadbeat. I'm not supporting your ass.

'Badboys'/playas. There are plenty of skanks out there just begging to go through drama with you. I'm not one of them.

No sense of humor.Y SO SRS!?

Heavy set guys. Drop the cheetos, go outside, walk the dog, chase the kids off the lawn, take the long way to blockbuster.

F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.

[b] No personality/dumb as a rock. I dated one of you before. You were so hot but Jesus Christ trying to have a conversation with you was one of the most painful things I've ever had to endure. I will never do it again.

Old enough to be my dad. Ick, I don't have daddy issues and I'm not waiting for your Viagra to kick in.

Doesn't have/Doesn't want kids. I love you, seriously. Just say no to babies

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-09-2009 02:18:

quote:
Originally posted by denys envy
well i just shaved recently. but i'll take some when i get home tonight - just for you baby.

don't be shy

Posted by wotyzoid on Jan-09-2009 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora

... ahh man women really think they are hot shit.

Posted by Banora on Jan-09-2009 04:55:

quote:
ahh man women really think they are hot shit.

I know... its such a hard job.

Posted by Renzo on Jan-09-2009 04:57:

I hate it when a girl doesn't lick my balls after I work out.

Posted by wotyzoid on Jan-09-2009 05:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
I know... its such a hard job.

I have a chode

Posted by Banora on Jan-09-2009 05:17:

quote:
I have a chode

Thats sexy!

Posted by Yohan on Jan-09-2009 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Lets see:
Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.

you and jennie will get along

quote:

Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.

Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.

awesome

quote:

[b]F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.

you might actually fit in c0r

Posted by kr00t0n on Jan-09-2009 10:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Lets see:

My absolute biggest turn off is a man who acts like a complete douche. Any hint of douche-ness and I'm gone.

A guy who is rude or makes me feel like I am not important. Make me feel like that and its bye-bye.

A guy who acts superior towards me/other people. Little dick complex much?

Guys who feel the need to flaunt their wealth. You can be rich, thats fine, but don't shove it in everyone's faces...especially if you are faux-rich. -gag-

Guys who only want one thing. If I find that out about you or you pressure me before I am ready, you're cut out.

Short guys. I'm talking 5'5" and under. I'm short and I don't want to breed a midget family.

Excessive body-hair. Another thing that really grosses me out. Chest hair is sexy, chest sweaters are not.

Acne/Greasy skin. Ew.

Small/thin penis/Hummer drivers. Yeah, if you're smallish (5" is where I consider it 'small') but rocking the girth, I can overlook the size. Small AND thin? You better work it. Small, thin AND drives a Hummer? No dice, sorry.

Wanting to buy everything for me. Its nice you are being a gentleman and I really appreciate it, but I have a job and my own money. Let me pay for something every now and then.

Does not like porn. Dude...there is something wrong with you.

Does not like video games. Again...dude, seriously.

Overly religious/political. I like debates, and if you're a different religion/political view than I, thats awesome, but don't try to convert me or take the opportunity to start arguments just because my opinion differs.

Slobbery/bad/eating your face off kisser. Please, practice that shit with your hand or your pillow before you try to devour my face. Thanks.

Bad teeth/Bad hygiene/Mullets/Scraggly hair. Soap: $1.16. Toothbrush and Tooth paste: $5 and $3. Fantastic Sam's haircut: $8

No job/deadbeat. I'm not supporting your ass.

'Badboys'/playas. There are plenty of skanks out there just begging to go through drama with you. I'm not one of them.

No sense of humor.Y SO SRS!?

Heavy set guys. Drop the cheetos, go outside, walk the dog, chase the kids off the lawn, take the long way to blockbuster.

F*cks like your are jacking off into a sock. No, god, no.

[b] No personality/dumb as a rock. I dated one of you before. You were so hot but Jesus Christ trying to have a conversation with you was one of the most painful things I've ever had to endure. I will never do it again.

Old enough to be my dad. Ick, I don't have daddy issues and I'm not waiting for your Viagra to kick in.

Doesn't have/Doesn't want kids. I love you, seriously. Just say no to babies

How you doin?

/sleaze

Posted by Acton on Jan-09-2009 12:01:

Posted by kr00t0n on Jan-09-2009 12:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Thats amazing, everything you want from a bloke can be found in me!

Now, can we meet up so I can fuck you like I'm jacking off into a sock?

Damn......ruined myself.

Bring plenty of Carlsberg to counter that fail?

Posted by Acton on Jan-09-2009 12:22:

quote:
Originally posted by kr00t0n
Bring plenty of Carlsberg to counter that fail?

Have to make sure it's lovely and warm first!

Posted by boris_the_bear on Jan-09-2009 15:35:

Posted by kr00t0n on Jan-09-2009 16:22:

quote:
Originally posted by boris_the_bear
I vote Banora "COR NEWCOMER 2009"

hun', have you heard about the "pics or ..." rule?

But she joined last year.. not unlike yourself

Posted by Banora on Jan-09-2009 21:03:

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hun', have you heard about the "pics or ..." rule?

You'll have to give me time; I can't troll other forums, work, study AND post pics.

Not enough hours in the day. :[

Posted by elFreak on Jan-09-2009 21:06:

copy pasted email is copy and pasted.

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