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Originally posted by leph555 actually a 10 song lap dance was a present for my 18th birthday. It is nothing special unless it's done right

I hope it was done in a full-body Hazmat suit that was latter burned. For your safety, that is. 10 songs is a lot of "exposure" time, if you know what I mean.

so you get AIDS just by touching someone now?

I thought that was common knowledge?

i am not fucking her am i ?

Did you tap that ass?

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Originally posted by Krypton Did you tap that ass?

only if it increases my internet rep

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Originally posted by leph555 only if it increases my internet rep

What level is your WoW character?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk What level is your WoW character?

dude its 78, had barely any time to quest recently.

heat was a fucking awesome film. the shoot-out finale remains one of the best ever.

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Originally posted by leph555 so you get AIDS just by touching someone now?

If by "touch" you mean the inside of a glory hole with your blowpop, then yes, that's exactly what I mean.

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Originally posted by leph555 so you get AIDS just by touching someone now?

no, but you can get hpv from simple pussy contact.

The best thing about strip clubs is dying of laughter when seeing your best friend getting a dance you paid from the ugliest girl in the place...

A friend of mine used to go all the time and bring them home, these whores made something like a grand a night, but had to beg for money the next morning after burning it all on coke.

next morning?

your friend needs to learn the magic words.

"aight, now get the fuck out."

i dunno theyre ok when you find a coked up one that likes to party

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Originally posted by Schadenfreude next morning? your friend needs to learn the magic words. "aight, now get the fuck out."

+1

Never been to one and I don't ever want to go

I would walk around being careful not to touch anything for fear of contracting hepatitis


I am so scared that some of my bf's moron friends are going to take him to a strip club for his bachelor party and he'll be so loaded and get a disease from some dirty trick

It seriously doesn't bother me one bit if he wants some big-tittied blond all up in his business, if I knew she was clean. And there is no way to guarantee that

I might have to forbid it for his bachelor party
which makes me feel like a total frigid bitch but whatever

you got engaged? also, you can't forbid it as much as stress why you think it's gross. get him a high class personal stripper. i'm sure there are agencies or something that make sure their merchandise is relatively clean.

I met a stripper the other day at a friends house. They told me later on what she does for work and I was shocked; she was so nice and well mannered, I would have never guessed. Funnily enough, she is studying nursing at university haha.

good girls become strippers too

strippers also like hotel rooms and being told you have coke there

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Originally posted by EricB. strippers also like hotel rooms and being told you have coke there

Pretty sure everyone likes that.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Never been to one and I don't ever want to go I would walk around being careful not to touch anything for fear of contracting hepatitis I am so scared that some of my bf's moron friends are going to take him to a strip club for his bachelor party and he'll be so loaded and get a disease from some dirty trick It seriously doesn't bother me one bit if he wants some big-tittied blond all up in his business, if I knew she was clean. And there is no way to guarantee that I might have to forbid it for his bachelor party which makes me feel like a total frigid bitch but whatever

A normal person has quite a strong immune system. You don't just go around catching diseases by just touching things unless you're visiting a toxic dump in a 3rd world country that's infested with rodents and where they've also dumped dead bodies from a recent plague.

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Originally posted by Fledz A normal person has quite a strong immune system. You don't just go around catching diseases by just touching things unless you're visiting a toxic dump in a 3rd world country that's infested with rodents and where they've also dumped dead bodies from a recent plague.

And you're lickin stuff.

Yea, definitely avoid licking stuff though you'd think that would be common sense

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Originally posted by Fledz A normal person has quite a strong immune system. You don't just go around catching diseases by just touching things unless you're visiting a toxic dump in a 3rd world country that's infested with rodents and where they've also dumped dead bodies from a recent plague.

so says my friend who reads a lot on medicine. he says the human immune system is tougher than is commonly thought

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