so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life?

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Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 18:02:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I know you want attention here because you're starved of meaningful human contact. I also know you keep things ambiguous to gain attention. However, you want us to believe that's all some grand ploy from the master troll, so we'll speculate endlessly on the perpetual virgin state of your Shrodinger's Dick. The reality is you keep things vague because you have nothing whatsoever to boast about, and you're just hoping that letting the COR know every time you get a girl's phone number or even a message on OK Cupid will make people believe you have a normal sex life.

What makes you really stupid is that you actually think we're dumb enough to buy into your side of the story. What you're doing is exactly the same as any 16 year old telling tall tales. It fools nobody ever, and it's far more pathetic than just piping down and working hard to engineer a situation where you don't have to take your beanie off during sex.

For someone who constantly says they don't care about me you really seem to come back and do a lot of caring.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Nov-20-2014 18:03:

I just like to piss in things.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-20-2014 18:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
For someone who constantly says they don't care about me you really seem to come back and do a lot of caring.

Sorry to bust your identi-kit riposte but I've made it very clear on numerous occasions I care about your irritating behaviour on this forum because it's completely inescapable, even when you're on Ignore. So in the absence of an escape, I can at least have fun ripping into you. I think everyone will agree this thread has been highly entertaining.

Posted by Zoso on Nov-20-2014 18:15:

This thread reminded me I am on the cusp of being too old/tired to wank it. Also, Pie recommends Astroglide!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-20-2014 18:29:

Yeah, and Nou says it tastes just fine.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 18:50:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
Sorry to bust your identi-kit riposte but I've made it very clear on numerous occasions I care about your irritating behaviour on this forum because it's completely inescapable, even when you're on Ignore. So in the absence of an escape, I can at least have fun ripping into you. I think everyone will agree this thread has been highly entertaining.

So basically you are saying you are doing exactly what I want.

Gotcha.

Well then, carry on.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-20-2014 18:52:

It's amazing how many people walk among us, that are able to escape psychiatric diagnosis.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 18:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
It's amazing how many people walk among us, that are able to escape psychiatric diagnosis.

Har har.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-20-2014 18:53:

You fell right into his trap, J!

Evry day I'm srusslin', evry day I'm srusslin'...

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-20-2014 18:57:

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 19:02:

I don't see how it is really that Hal if I have consistently acted this way on this forum for 11 years.

If anything I am consistent.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-20-2014 19:04:

Because Nou said so.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-20-2014 19:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I don't see how it is really that Hal if I have consistently acted this way on this forum for 11 years.

If anything I am consistent.

Damn, you're right. SHIT. I FELL FOR IT TOO.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 19:55:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-20-2014 19:56:

How does he do it!

Posted by Zoso on Nov-20-2014 19:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
How does he do it!

With cherry flavored lube, mang.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Nov-20-2014 20:07:

That confused me. Was it a single-serving package or something? Like ketchup? Who hands those out?

haha, Condom-mints.

where am i going with this

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 20:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
That confused me. Was it a single-serving package or something? Like ketchup? Who hands those out?

Yes, samplers. They are about the size of ketchup. I have no idea why they had them on the school bus. It was high school.

Posted by Lews on Nov-20-2014 21:36:

This fucking thread

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-20-2014 21:39:

Page 5

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-20-2014 21:42:

There are some amazing burns in this thread. Schrodinger�s dick was amazing! also liked jay�s �before pic� comment. I love you guys.

Posted by Alex on Nov-20-2014 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Didn't IGK also suggest that I smashed a window at Citrics house a year ago or something?

What a deluded fuck.

Completely unfounded rumors are the best.

Posted by DJ RANN on Nov-20-2014 22:44:

This thread has so much win (except for Nou).

I still haven't figured out how you ended up consuming it

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-20-2014 23:08:

I'm going to link this spill-over into another topic for the benefit of future readers when this thread inevitably gets bumped in 5 years time: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...40#.VG50GWdolQE

What's the weather like in 2019?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-20-2014 23:19:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I'm going to link this spill-over into another topic for the benefit of future readers when this thread inevitably gets bumped in 5 years time: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...40#.VG50GWdolQE

What's the weather like in 2019?

Wow, you really aren't building a case for your not caring attitude.

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