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Pussy is pussy whether it talks or not...

-Clovis

i can't wait till my ex starts dating morons like that and realizes what he lost.




my guess is that you easily could have slept with her but didn't.

Bah. :P

Continuing story...

---------------

So we're sitting there drinking and I seriously can't get this girl from talking about herself. She is getting drunk now and I am a little which is helping the situation because I can tolerate her lack of care for anyone else but her a little better.

Now check this shit out.

After about 3 or 4 Coronas for me and about 7 Breezers for me, she decides that she hasn't showered after going in the hottub and she announces this to myself and the ever growing crowd of guys that seem to have surrounded our table. While she does say "Hi" to pretty much seemingly every guy on the way to and from the bar, and this in my mind is of course telling me "Slut!", I am now to the point where judgement may be a bit altered. I am, however, still repulsed by her very presence.

So after her "I need to go take a shower" comment, she grabs me and we head out the door. I'm thinking to myself this is a like a broke-ass porn movie start or something...

Interject reason and logic. Unfortunately it wasn't self proppelled, sadly enough. As I'm walking out the door, a couple Australian guys give me a Fight Club-head nod - but this guy named Gus, the guy I know the best, looks at the girl, then to me, and gives me a sort of "Ahh fuck mate, not that bitch" sort of look. Now this, for some reason, rings in my head as we walk back to what looks like to be her place...

Anyway, I had a series of moments of self-realization on the way back. I started trying to "harness the chi" - and I think God heard me, because the bitch started playing games with me. She was like, you know, I think I'm just going to go to bed - I could tell she wanted me to try and persuede her and get all normal-guy with her.

Now, before I go on, I must say that when I'm drunk I can be a bit straightforward and brutal.

So, with this "she wants me to beg for it" thought in my head - I actually said this to her:

Me: "So, this is the part where I beg and hope that I end up in your room?" (She gave me a weird look)

Me: (Gives her weird look)

Her: "Asshole"

Me: "Wow, that's the first real thing you've said all day."

Her: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Me: "You haven't asked me one question all day. Don't you think that's weird?"

Her: (Awkward silence)

Me: "I got shit to do. Actually, I don't. I'm going to bed. Good game, kid."

Her: (the worst look ever)

Haha. So, I feel bad about it now that I've sobered up. That's the second time I've used the "Good game, kid" line. The first time the girl wanted to kick my ass. I'm pretty sure it's the same way now. Sadly, I tried to give some bullshit excuse after that like "Bah, sorry I'm probably just drunk" or whatever (wish I hadn't) - but I'm pretty sure this girl will never speak to me again.

So, I'm happy with myself that I didn't sleep with her. I'm going to ask around and see if she's a slut bag.

UWM, what's the Vegas odds?

Sorry if you guys were expecting some crazy sex story.

Super bitch!!!!

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Originally posted by Seventil UWM, what's the Vegas odds?

What?

Haha...you set her straight man...

-Clovis

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Originally posted by UWM What?

You gave me 5:2 odds that I'd put Sly's pic next to mine. Wondering what the odds were on that she's (quoting Orbax) "been on more laps than a napkin."

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Originally posted by Seventil Bah. :P Continuing story... --------------- So we're sitting there drinking and I seriously can't get this girl from talking about herself. She is getting drunk now and I am a little which is helping the situation because I can tolerate her lack of care for anyone else but her a little better. Now check this shit out. After about 3 or 4 Coronas for me and about 7 Breezers for me, she decides that she hasn't showered after going in the hottub and she announces this to myself and the ever growing crowd of guys that seem to have surrounded our table. While she does say "Hi" to pretty much seemingly every guy on the way to and from the bar, and this in my mind is of course telling me "Slut!", I am now to the point where judgement may be a bit altered. I am, however, still repulsed by her very presence. So after her "I need to go take a shower" comment, she grabs me and we head out the door. I'm thinking to myself this is a like a broke-ass porn movie start or something... Interject reason and logic. Unfortunately it wasn't self proppelled, sadly enough. As I'm walking out the door, a couple Australian guys give me a Fight Club-head nod - but this guy named Gus, the guy I know the best, looks at the girl, then to me, and gives me a sort of "Ahh fuck mate, not that bitch" sort of look. Now this, for some reason, rings in my head as we walk back to what looks like to be her place... Anyway, I had a series of moments of self-realization on the way back. I started trying to "harness the chi" - and I think God heard me, because the bitch started playing games with me. She was like, you know, I think I'm just going to go to bed - I could tell she wanted me to try and persuede her and get all normal-guy with her. Now, before I go on, I must say that when I'm drunk I can be a bit straightforward and brutal. So, with this "she wants me to beg for it" thought in my head - I actually said this to her: Me: "So, this is the part where I beg and hope that I end up in your room?" (She gave me a weird look) Me: (Gives her weird look) Her: "Asshole" Me: "Wow, that's the first real thing you've said all day." Her: "What's that supposed to mean?" Me: "You haven't asked me one question all day. Don't you think that's weird?" Her: (Awkward silence) Me: "I got shit to do. Actually, I don't. I'm going to bed. Good game, kid." Her: (the worst look ever) Haha. So, I feel bad about it now that I've sobered up. That's the second time I've used the "Good game, kid" line. The first time the girl wanted to kick my ass. I'm pretty sure it's the same way now. Sadly, I tried to give some bullshit excuse after that like "Bah, sorry I'm probably just drunk" or whatever (wish I hadn't) - but I'm pretty sure this girl will never speak to me again. So, I'm happy with myself that I didn't sleep with her. I'm going to ask around and see if she's a slut bag. UWM, what's the Vegas odds? Sorry if you guys were expecting some crazy sex story.

that is class, nice one!

i was right. as usual.

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Originally posted by Slylee i was right. as usual.

so which is it? rolling your eyes, or trying to be cool?

that's a funny story hehehe. i hate people like that hahahaha.

Well played mate! ahahhahah! Thats the definition of a man. Calling people out when they back out and start messing around. Just leave. For no reason other than you not wanting to be with them.

*wipes a tear*

it was so beautiful. Im grinning

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Originally posted by Seventil You gave me 5:2 odds that I'd put Sly's pic next to mine. Wondering what the odds were on that she's (quoting Orbax) "been on more laps than a napkin."

the more i read this comment, the more it looks like the "she" in the second sentence refers to "sly" in the first one. lol

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Originally posted by Slylee so which is it? rolling your eyes, or trying to be cool?

i don't know. i don't have to try to be cool, so i guess just rolling my eyes?

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Originally posted by Slylee the more i read this comment, the more it looks like the "she" in the second sentence refers to "sly" in the first one. lol

maybe that's what we were all really saying. we just told seventil to make up a stupid story just to encode that sentence

i think u quoted the wrong post from me dork.

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Originally posted by Slylee i think u quoted the wrong post from me dork.

shit!!!!!

fixed

so where exactly is "illegal petes" floorfiller?

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Originally posted by Slylee so where exactly is "illegal petes" floorfiller?

illegal pete's makes the best burritos EVAR!! its basically the place that chipolte stole their idea from...only its a 1000x better than chipolte...its only in colorado unfortunately for everyone else

jason you might know this. there's a sandwich shop in boulder that I ate at when i was out there, it has an italian name and they make super good big fuckin sandwiches. i always forget the name, any idea?

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Originally posted by UWM jason you might know this. there's a sandwich shop in boulder that I ate at when i was out there, it has an italian name and they make super good big fuckin sandwiches. i always forget the name, any idea?

was it on the hill? or down by the bars on the mall?

oh, so you live in colorado.




i dunno why but i just thought of that scene from wayne's world...


"Hi, we're in....delaware" ...

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Originally posted by Slylee oh, so you live in colorado. i dunno why but i just thought of that scene from wayne's world... "Hi, we're in....delaware" ...

yeah...its kinda like that

Hey, we're in New York! Let's take some guns to a broadway show!

Or how about the wonderful state of ... Texas!

Howdy partner! Let's raise and rope broncos!

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