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hehe i did it cause i was about to read through the whole thread
and on the first or second page neo warned someone for noreason and iw as like wtf
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| Originally posted by nchs09 hehe i did it cause i was about to read through the whole thread and on the first or second page neo warned someone for noreason and iw as like wtf |
Haha, that post was funnier than any of the actual pick-up lines. Good one.
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| Originally posted by dj_bas "i'm a dj" <-works everytime |
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.."
"bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...."
"that's the sound of the ambulance, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart."
"excuse me.. would you like to have my babies?"
that doesnt work btw ive tried it.. but its a good conversation starter
girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten.
if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you.
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| Originally posted by requiemofnanqel works for me |
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| Originally posted by arek "bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." "bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.." "bueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...." "that's the sound of the ambulance, coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart." |
So, I may not be the hottest guy here... but I'm the only one talking to you, what do ya say?
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| Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit "excuse me.. would you like to have my babies?" that doesnt work btw ive tried it.. but its a good conversation starter |
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| Originally posted by Masonious girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten. if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you. |
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| Originally posted by Masonious girl...was your daddy a mechanic?? cause every time i see you, my nuts tighten. if she has a sense of humor, she'll at least talk to you. |
this lines classic, i like..Lol..cute icebreaker
"here is my STD test results and i got a vesectomy...now we can have casual guilt free sex as much as we want!" 
"Have you ever had a 12 inch penis?"
"No, okay good because mine isn't either."
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| Originally posted by UWM "Have you ever had a 12 inch penis?" "No, okay good because mine isn't either." |
which is also good to check out i suppose
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Originally posted by Floorfiller at first i looked at that and thought you were asking her if she ever had a penis... |
me: "it smells like vagina in here"
girl: "what??!!"
me: "it smells like FRESH vagina in here"
girl: "are you talking about MY vagina??"
me: "maybe
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| Originally posted by NiteMer Is that a keg in your pants, cause I just wanna tap that ass! |
"I could use a power fuck right about now"

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| Originally posted by tribu Did anyone bring up the classic: 'Does this rag smell like chloroform to you' yet? |
this is always a good one.....
"excuse me, um, penetration?"
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| Originally posted by Mr. Pink "I could use a power fuck right about now" |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller hahaha...do you know where that video is? man...i gotta watch that again hahaah |
I was thinking the same thing. That shit is hilarious.
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller hahaha...do you know where that video is? man...i gotta watch that again hahaah |
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