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Originally posted by ThomBizznitch Javi... It is a good thing you are hot!!!!!!!!!!!

why thank you, sweetness.

dont tell your husband you think im hot tho, he will step on me.

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink SPeaking of head while you drive... im drunk so i have this crazy stupid story to confess... one time my former GF was giving me head while driving... oh man, im laughing just typing this. Never have i spoken of this hahahaha ok anywayz.... she's down there, giving me head. im driving her home. things are feeling good. Im relax.. relaxed enough to FART! i ripped a silent one and didnt know. It flowed out smoothly. perfection. i didnt know until i hear her sniffing followed by a "NASTY!!!" upon which the blow job ended and i was embarrassed like a mutha. otherwise- yeah, i rock

HAHAH it would be like
"ohhh yerrr baby I think im gonna cum .....yerrr ...oh yerrr **thwwaaarpphhhss!!!!!**"

At my girlfriend's house about a week before Xmas last year, not doing much one afternoon other than chatting with her parents and the like. My girlfriend says to her Mum, 'We're going upstairs to wrap some presents' and so I go upstairs with wrapping presents on my mind and she shuts her bedroom door and then starts taking my clothes off Caught me completely by surprise....that was hot

This year she is staying at my house and I don't plan on doing much wrapping before she arrives

Ok...ok... on a serious note... the hottest thing I heard from a girl:

"wanna do it?" there I said it! am I hot or what??? huh huh??? I RULE! YEAH!

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Originally posted by CynepMeH Ok...ok... on a serious note... the hottest thing I heard from a girl: "wanna do it?" there I said it! am I hot or what??? huh huh??? I RULE! YEAH!

im sure she was refering to doing something sexual

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Originally posted by CynepMeH I RULE! YEAH!

*slap*

^^^ oooh... that feels good.... do it again!

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Originally posted by CynepMeH do it again!

only if you have big tits, a nice ass, and your name isn't Fred.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ "ohhh yerrr baby I think im gonna cum .....yerrr ...oh yerrr **thwwaaarpphhhss!!!!!**"

ROFLMAO!!!!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink only if you have big tits, a nice ass, and your name isn't Fred.

hm... i got big (beer) tits, some think I have a nice ass and no, my name is not Fred. OK, so now, DO IT AGAIN, BIATCH!

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ "ohhh yerrr baby I think im gonna cum .....yerrr ...oh yerrr **thwwaaarpphhhss!!!!!**"

I read it the first time in my head, and it was funny.

I said it out loud to how i think that would actually sound, and i pissed myself man. LMAO!!!!!

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I read it the first time in my head, and it was funny. I said it out loud to how i think that would actually sound, and i pissed myself man. LMAO!!!!!

Haha same here.

I didn't think it was possible to effectively create such an accurate onomatopoeia for flatulence, but I guess I was wrong.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I didn't think it was possible to effectively create such an accurate onomatopoeia for flatulence

seriously

spelling out a fart noise is HARD!

I got to give the man his props.

That took a lot of Courage

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Originally posted by jennypie I wasn't gonna post it, but I thought fuck it, why not? I tell everyone that story. No one can eat a box better than a woman, and everyone should know that. Chicks rule.

Unless, of course, you're not a chick at all. Alt!

My 20's were good years. Awwwwyeah.

"your **** has the perfect shape to make me cum" (while we were doing it)

drove me nuts and I exploded a minute later

Not to brag or anything but what can I say it has that upwards curve that women apparently like

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On ROFLMAO!!!!

fuck man does anyone else remember tobias? Wasnt he awesome or something?

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby fuck man does anyone else remember tobias? Wasnt he awesome or something?

Who doesnt remember tobias? For all of the constant alt talk around here, his reveal was probably as good as, if not better than, the krysta scenario

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Originally posted by treeboo Who doesnt remember tobias? For all of the constant alt talk around here, his reveal was probably as good as, if not better than, the krysta scenario

Wait, was Tobias you?

Reading this thread again is all kinds of fun.

Floorfiller and Nitemare!

Slylee and UWM teasing each other before they actually fucked.

this

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Originally posted by jennypie Umm...this is kinda porno, I almost don't wanna post it, but it's pretty damn hot so here goes: My best friend went down me once, and while she was doing it she looks up at me and says, "Your pussy is so hot and wet, mmmmm I like it.." It was incredible.

lol I don't even remember that.

Oh and on topic.

Talking with an ex on the phone. I sent a picture of my newly bought underwear to her on msn. Some minutes later I hear her moaning a slightly. She was masturbating to the pic I sent and said "Come over... now!".

Have to say when my gf and I were teaching other how to give AMAZING head to the other, I told her I was about to go. She (with her mouth over me) just moans and nods her head. I flipped.

Also, "look who wears a magnum" was pretty embarrassingly hot.

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Originally posted by iammesol Also, "look who wears a magnum" was pretty embarrassingly hot.

Lol, big deal.

Did you see? Did you see what I did there? Lolololol.

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