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Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2007 01:21:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Yeah well...YOU SHOULD.

Fuck you you cum swallowing whore. I bet you had cream colored shits.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Apr-20-2007 01:22:

spicy

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 01:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Fuck you you cum swallowing whore. I bet you had cream colored shits.

That only happens when he drops a load in my anoose.

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2007 01:24:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
That only happens when he drops a load in my anoose.

/wentthereanoose

Posted by RJT on Apr-20-2007 01:25:

Sometimes my cum smells like paper mache'.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 01:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
/wentthereanoose

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2007 01:26:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Sometimes my cum smells like manatee feces...

/fixed

Posted by RJT on Apr-20-2007 01:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
/fixed

I was worried - I don't think my jizzums should smell like I'm putting a pinata together.

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2007 01:29:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT

I was worried - I don't think my jizzums should smell like I'm putting a pinata together.

A pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly?

Posted by RJT on Apr-20-2007 01:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
A pinata that resembles Summer Wheatly?

No, it's in the shape of Bea Arthurs bustline.

Posted by chach on Apr-20-2007 01:35:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Sometimes my cum smells like paper mache'.

ew smegma

Posted by tubularbills on Apr-20-2007 01:51:

i originally didn't really care to read this thread, but then i decided to, just to see what kind of silly antics jennypie was up to now.

and i haven't laughed so hard in a long time. LOL, this thread is funny as hell.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-20-2007 02:26:

I guess being a taster of sperm is alot like being a connoisseur of fine wine! Just as being an alcoholic helps to broaden your pallete, being a whore broadens your vagina size

Posted by tubularbills on Apr-20-2007 02:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I guess being a taster of sperm is alot like being a connoisseur of fine wine! Just as being an alcoholic helps to broaden your pallete, being a whore broadens your vagina size

LMAO!!!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 02:29:

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-20-2007 02:34:

We've cummed on the bum. We've cummed on her hair. We've cummed in the eye! We have pretty much cummed everywhere! Where else is there to cum once you cummed on all the good places?? Where to go next????

I'm thinking us men should cum into syringes & then inject the semen directly into the females brain!!

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Apr-20-2007 02:37:

....I GOT IT!!!

Lets cum on the pudding!!!

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2007 02:40:

Cum between toes, cum in the armpit (makes great fart sounds), cum under the eye lid, a bellybutton full of cum, cum earrings...

fuck dude I could go on...

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-20-2007 02:45:

Belly button piercing + cum = bad infection and caused me to have to take it out.

Posted by Clovis on Apr-20-2007 02:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Belly button piercing + cum = bad infection and caused me to have to take it out.

LOL BELLYAIDS

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-20-2007 02:55:

LOL. NO

Posted by eRRaTiK on Apr-20-2007 02:57:

Re: Last night I gave my bf a BJ

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I swallowed. I don't usually, but last night I did and the first thing I thought of was Slylee, lol.

hawt!

Posted by Moral Hazard on Apr-20-2007 12:15:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
see, this is why i'm afraid to have buttsex. i'm worried that i'd start thinking of Moral Hazard

wow... that's exciting and insulting all at the same time.

Posted by Abercrombie on Apr-20-2007 12:31:

Posted by pvdAngel on Apr-20-2007 13:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie

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