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Posted by Audious on Aug-28-2008 19:50:

House of the Dead

Posted by fbgdavidson on Aug-29-2008 00:38:

Thanks for reminding me of Cursed! My wife had some friends over and it was on HBO maybe two years ago, she said it was bad. We laughed our asses off it was so bad!

Others:
Red Eye - even Rachel McAdams eye candy couldn't save it.
Norbit - What an effin waste of time
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street - Dull, and couldn't wait for it to end.
The Golden Compass - I just wanted to leave. I couldn't stand the young girl even though she got rave reviews.
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 - Unbelievably atrocious!
Freedomland - And I like Julianne Moore!
Legally Blonde 2 - I met Reese Witherspoon and liked her. This was just terrible

Surprised to see films like 'Man On Fire' in here!

Am sure I can remember a few other donkeys...

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
whover said the beach wants a good bricking. Sure it's not as good as the book, but it's a good watch, with a hot nude frenchwoman.

Agree completely. I read the book and thought for the first 85% of the movie it was going to break the mould of films that are as good as the book. Then it all wrapped up rather too quickly as if the budget had run out or something

Posted by avalonwarrior on Aug-29-2008 01:17:

I agree with the guy who said Juno sucked. I thought that was the worst movie ever because the acting sucked. Who the fuck acts like that? No one. It was like they wanted to make a " cool " movie that was " cutting edge " but it just had people acting like fucking retards...

ugh

hate it

I thought man on fire was good. I think dead can dance was in the score .. I am surprised to see that here

Posted by [mart] on Aug-29-2008 19:22:

Two of the worst I can remember.

Posted by josh rising on Aug-29-2008 19:23:

quote:
Originally posted by avalonwarrior
I agree with the guy who said Juno sucked. I thought that was the worst movie ever because the acting sucked. Who the fuck acts like that? No one. It was like they wanted to make a " cool " movie that was " cutting edge " but it just had people acting like fucking retards...

me!

but yeah, glad to see someone else agrees with me. i completely echo your thoughts on that film...

Posted by Blake on Aug-29-2008 19:33:

Without looking back at the other pages, I'm sure someone must've posted this already but..

.. this one takes the cake for me. Only just saw it a few months ago on tv. It's by far the worst movie I've seen at least in the past decade. Worse than Hell Boy and Daredevil... might be tied with Elektra. It's definitely one of the cheapest movies of its time. I would've believed this was an original movie by the Sci Fi channel, NOT a movie for theaters. I think it's only redeeming factor is that it clearly makes fun of itself towards the end. I think one of the characters screams "This sucks on so many levels!" right before being sucked out into the vacuum of space. Best line in the movie IMO.

Posted by netroM on Aug-29-2008 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by [mart]

Two of the worst I can remember.

You must not have seen many crap movies.

Posted by aNYthing on Aug-29-2008 22:36:

Matchstick Men
Pi
Deer Hunter
Casualties of war
anything with Yahoo Serious or Crocodile Dundee
13 Tzameti (french movie about some Georgian kid in Russian roulette tournament)
Assault on Precinct 13
Sliver, Basic Instinct 2
American Pie after 2nd one
Shrek 3
Hoodwinkled (f*king awful)
Valiant (cartoon about retarded birds)
Nightwatch
Anything with Dane Cook (Starting with Simon Sez)
Sin City
Anything by Cheech and Chong

Posted by Meat187 on Aug-29-2008 22:59:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Pi

NO!

Posted by avalonwarrior on Aug-29-2008 23:01:

what about the planet of the apes remake?

I forgot that Tim Burton made that

Posted by wotyzoid on Aug-30-2008 01:08:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Shrek 3
Hoodwinkled (f*king awful)
Sin City

you got to be kidding.

Posted by Ghost Raver on Aug-30-2008 01:50:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Sin City

The Barbarians (1987)
Now, this movie was fun to watch while drunk but that's because it was so bad.

Can't really think of anything else right now

Posted by Frenchie on Aug-30-2008 01:50:

quote:
Originally posted by netroM
[*mg]http://peopleareamazing.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/speed_racer_movie_poster_new.jpg[/img]
Saw this yesterday. I want my 2h back.
The poster alone should have kept you from watching it.

Posted by Palladium on Aug-31-2008 01:57:

Hancock

but charlize theron

Posted by In The Lobby on Aug-31-2008 02:30:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
13 Tzameti (french movie about some Georgian kid in Russian roulette

piss off

Posted by Alex on Aug-31-2008 02:48:

Motorhome Massacre by a country mile.

Posted by Trance Nutter on Aug-31-2008 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by noikeee
The Fast And The Furious

oh yeah that reminds me, that movie is a fucking shocker.

pure wankery.

Posted by nchs09 on Aug-31-2008 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
oh yeah that reminds me, that movie is a fucking shocker.

pure wankery.
Obviously you dont live your life a quarter mile a tthe time.

Posted by kamil on Aug-31-2008 05:55:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
Matchstick Men
13 Tzameti (french movie about some Georgian kid in Russian roulette tournament)

I dont think anyone should take you seriously on film critiques.

Posted by The17sss on Aug-31-2008 07:23:

Man On Fire was money once the first boring hour passed and Denzel turned into a black hearted killer.

Posted by The17sss on Sep-01-2008 01:07:

HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Teezdalien on Sep-01-2008 10:28:

Geez I thought someone would have mentioned 10,000B.C. by now!

Posted by bamski on Sep-01-2008 10:42:

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-01-2008 11:21:

I don't think it's fair to classify 1960's and 70's movies as bad, and even to a lesser extent 80's. Standards change quickly and movies considered okay now will be complete trash in 20 years too.

quote:
Originally posted by sweds00

OH NO YOU DIDN'T! That movie is awesome!

Here's my picks:

Two friends and I watched this on cable in Thailand earlier this year and basically laughed the whole way through, it was far funnier than a lot of comedy movies.

Plot is as thus: kid's Dad gets kidnapped, kid tries to save him and realises his Dad is a secret agent and has been subconsciously training him his whole life. Kid then saves world, using his ten year old fists to knock out bad guys, drive cars expertly etc, etc. Full of so many cliches. I recommend this movie to any stoners - we found it hilarious when we were pretty sober.

This was the biggest slap in the face to the original trilogy, which was 7 kinds of awesome.

Also, Constantine with Keanu Reaves is a piece of shit, and not in a "so bad it's good" kind of way either.

******************************************************************

Finally, Biodome with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin, and
Encino Man are two complete shockers, but which I fucking love. I must have seen Biodome at least 15 times, because I own a copy on DVD.

The 80's and 90's were a dark time for pop music and mainstream movies.

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-01-2008 11:31:

quote:
Originally posted by In The Lobby

Fuck OFF!

I think some of you are confusing "shit movies" with "movies which are good but which I don't like".

There's a difference.

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