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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'm just sayin'. Kenmore is top of the line. All others are cheap imitations. What's so bad about a man's factual preference toward the highest quality products?

because you dont need all that turbo boost supercharge bullshit. you just need something that gets the job done at a fair price. and here at tranceaddict appliances we sell just that! GOOD RELIABLE not imitation but innovation appliances! I can see you tonight havin a late night hunger creepin out of the room with your wife fast asleep. Thinkin mmmm i could really go for cold turkey leftovers. you open that fridge take that chicken out and bite into it...and yout hink to yourself "goddamn hopin horny toads, what is keepin my chicken at such a perfect temperature for my late night snackin tonight?" you close that fridge, gun ahead close it. look at that label what does she say??? KenBore. thats right and you made this purchase for only $1200. What dawesay we gun over to my desk here and draft up these final contracts

Does it ever cause vapor lock during sex? Seems like if she held her breath too, she'd bust right open like a cantaloupe.

That was the most magical segue in the just-now history of magical segues.

shes tighter then an asians bushy i can promise you that partner. not only that but my wife shes a big ol country gal, maaaan she can cooked up somethin foul some nights. Great eats terrible reak. I says to her i says honey put that leftover into dis fridge ere. N lets go up n play cops n robbers nawmsayin partner. well after 4 hours of riding that buckin bronco I noticed the only stench comin from the ol kitchen was our two saggy sweaty asses. that good ol american lovin food smell did not leave the fridge. What daya say we go over here and sign these contracts my good sir?

What's up with asians and bushes though.

I mean really.

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Originally posted by couch-potato What's up with asians and bushes though. I mean really.

they have shallow vaginas due to small asian penis', the bush adds the illusion of depth

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Originally posted by couch-potato What's up with asians and bushes though. I mean really.

What is it with everyone else and shaven havens?! It looks childlike really.

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Originally posted by Lira What is it with everyone else and shaven havens?! It looks childlike really.

you say that now till you fuck some girl with really thick hair follicles. then its like sticking your dick into a cheese grater



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which we also sell at tranceaddict appliances! lets say we gun over ere and sign up these final contracts. ill throw in a kenbore cause you look like a swell guy

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Originally posted by Lira What is it with everyone else and shaven havens?! It looks childlike really.

This is true, but at least garden it into something manageable.

Well, isn't the purpose of pubic hair to retain scent and dirt and stuff? I bet really hairy pussies smell like piss and sweat.

It's so all the semen doesn't come spilling out again. It's like a lid for your coffee. If you jerk off in your coffee.

I drink tea

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy they have shallow vaginas due to small asian penis', the bush adds the illusion of depth

Pubes are the eye-liner of the vag.

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Originally posted by couch-potato I drink tea

Some of it.

Hairy pussy? What is this, 1975?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I'm just sayin'. Wolf & Sub-Zero are top of the line. All others are cheap imitations. What's so bad about a man's factual preference toward the highest quality products?

Fixed.

Suck it, Ygrene!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On It's so all the semen doesn't come spilling out again. It's like a lid for your coffee. If you jerk off in your coffee.

its also good replacement when you run out of SOS pads when washing dishes

Yes! Wolf and Sub Zero! I love Mortal Kombat!

Do you mind, Hal? We're talking about pubes now. Fuck.

Pubes can't cook a ribeye.

my pubes can grow so long i can do a comb over with them and look like trump

My loins swelter with your every vulgar abuse.

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Originally posted by shaw Pubes can't cook a ribeye.

no but they can protect your browneye when in jail

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy my pubes can grow so long i can do a comb over with them and look like igk

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