Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
my dick is out now
Posted by Amduscias on Mar-06-2011 02:54:
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Originally posted by gmilf
[IMG][/IMG] I had too put clothes, on might as well go out later too now.
You are very cute
Maybe you don't get chicks because you don't seem like an asshole.
Posted by Quazar on Mar-06-2011 03:28:
Wait, people are actually posting pictures of themselves in here now?
As a straight male, I don't wanna comment on your looks gmilf, cause Zyklon Jay might make fun of me and make me cry, but you should put a poster on one of those walls. Everything is so beige!
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-06-2011 03:45:
Yeah man, those walls look like you live in a crack den.
Posted by gmilf on Mar-06-2011 03:55:
I cleared out the meth lab before I snapped the picture. I'm in the middle of Indiana, I'm lucky to not have wheels under my place.
Posted by WittyHandle on Mar-06-2011 03:58:
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Yeah man, those walls look like you live in a college dorm.
Phx'd
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-06-2011 03:59:
Same shit. I've BEEN to college dorms. In fact, crack dens may actually be nicer. So I see your point. *tips hat*
Posted by Quazar on Mar-06-2011 04:06:
You could still slap some posters on the wall like a teenager in a movie.
i.e.
Posted by igottaknow on Mar-06-2011 04:10:
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Originally posted by gmilf
I cleared out the meth lab before I snapped the picture. I'm in the middle of Indiana, I'm lucky to not have wheels under my place.
Posted by gmilf on Mar-06-2011 04:20:
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Originally posted by Quazar
You could still slap some posters on the wall like a teenager in a movie.
i.e.
The walls on both long sides are painted over cinder blocks and the other walls are painted over wood paneling from the early 80's. If you ignore the paneling the couple of pieces of art that I do have make it feel warehouse chic, or at least that's what I have convinced myself of. My next investment is going to be a 15 dollar bonsai tree I saw the other day but didn't want to lug around campus. Then my place will be styling
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Originally posted by igottaknow
is it ironic that the outside of my apartment looks like petra? Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-06-2011 04:22:
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Originally posted by gmilf
around campus.:
HA HA
Posted by gmilf on Mar-06-2011 04:25:
why else would I be in the middle of Indiana. Its only pleasant enough to go outside maybe 30 days a year here.
Posted by srussell0018 on Mar-06-2011 04:35:
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Originally posted by gmilf
why else would I be in the middle of Indiana. Its only pleasant enough to go outside maybe 30 days a year here.
Try living in upstate New York. The sun comes out maybe once a week for about 30 minutes. Anybody who has lived in Buffalo, Rochester, or Syracuse can attest.
Posted by gmilf on Mar-06-2011 05:09:
yuck, I couldn't imagine worse than here. It was hard moving from a beach in Thailand to the midwest.
Posted by Ted Promo on Mar-06-2011 05:42:
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Originally posted by gmilf
Can most guys tell if another guy is good looking? I have a really hard time figuring it out, perhaps I am so sexually repressed that I am just too afraid to open myself up to the possibility of thinking another guy is hot. But, I really can never tell if a guy is good looking or not. I've been trying to play wingman for one of my friends and she keeps getting pissed at me because I just can't figure it out.
This is my theory so far;
Muscles aren't really that important but there should be symmetry to the body and broad shoulders are generally important. A strong jawline and not too hairy. If everything seems symmetrically the guy should be considered at least decent then if they have a bright eye color it will throw them over the top and they are actually good looking. But, no. I've failed every time.
And, not just with this friend. Banora will point out guys that she thinks are hot and I am just confused. Does every girl just have completely different taste or is there a type that is considered universally good looking?
It all begins with the actual shape of the asshole.
After that it's the size of the forearms, the quickness of each sphincter.
Whether you could imagine his nails as retractable.
LIKE A CAT.
Posted by bigjimslade002 on Mar-06-2011 06:22:
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Originally posted by gmilf
Can most guys tell if another guy is good looking? I have a really hard time figuring it out, perhaps I am so sexually repressed that I am just too afraid to open myself up to the possibility of thinking another guy is hot. But, I really can never tell if a guy is good looking or not.
This is my theory so far;
Muscles aren't really that important but there should be symmetry to the body and broad shoulders are generally important. A strong jawline and not too hairy. If everything seems symmetrically the guy should be considered at least decent then if they have a bright eye color it will throw them over the top and they are actually good looking. But, no. I've failed every time.
And, not just with this friend. Banora will point out guys that she thinks are hot and I am just confused. Does every girl just have completely different taste or is there a type that is considered universally good looking?
sure.any single guy who walks into a bar or club can pick out a guy that they think is attractive enough to steal a girls attention away from them that night.and yes girls like so many many different qualitys in men you cant classify one look .i know quite a bit of girls who admittedly date what most women and men would consider ugly guys but because they have "nice eyes" they go out with them.even bang then and say what a mistake it was later.
i was just having this conversation with an attractive girl today.the topic was the actor robert patterson and how incredibly ugly he is,not even knowing she had a massive cream for him.she proceeded to pull out a new magazine with him on the cover.she then started stating what she liked in men.
talking to her for 2 min i knew i had no shot with this girl,not that i was looking for one.but the variety of men she pointed out she was attracted to were the exact oppisite of me.
heres my take on it based on being single.and this is based on NOT using money or your regular circle of friends to attract women:
as a man,muscles are very important.but they are extra important if your ugly.if your face is busted,you better get that body in shape.you dont have to be jacked,but jacked can be good.(not hulk hogan jacked just in extremely good shape).you need to be in at least good enough shape that women can see your in shape through the shirt your wearing,not that it has to be a smedium shirt or anything,just enough so a women can tell.
think of a swimmers body,like jesus.
and if your wardrobe doesent reflect that your in good shape,you better change it.
same thing with your haircut and facial hair.if your ugly,keep it in check at all times.because when an attractive man has scraggly hair and facial hair hes considered "rugged". an ugly man is just considered"ugly" when he does the same thing.
body hair? lets start getting rid of it.im not saying you should look like a baby mouse,but if your hairy time to break out that bic son.chest hair?take it off.legs,arms,pits,happy trail,that all can stay.pubes? see ya.how far you go is up to you but the bottom line is it looks better and it feels better.i cant remember any girl ive dated that doesent prefer this look.
strong jawline?this generally tends to be more of a factor in women who are older.younger girls dont seem to care as nowadays men hide their lack of bone structure with facial hair. a goetee or the "jawline beard" will mask the appearance of not having a good jaw.i see that look constantly when im out and about.and if you dont have a jawline its a good look to have.
now im not saying this is going to work for everyone.if everyone did the same thing no one would have differnt tastes.
your environment alone can do you in no matter how attractive you are.ever been out to a place youve never been (especially a different town or city)and see tons of hot girls and look at their boyfriends and wonder what the heck is going on and why no girl is talking to you? sometimes its because your not in their click.
and it doesent matter how good looking you are .if your a hipster in a preppy bar,or a meathead in a hipster bar,etc etc or if you dont fit the style or the environment of that area the only thing youll be holding that night is the beer in your hand.
the bottem line is if you want people to find you attractive you ned to do the best with what you got.fit it into whatever style you are,and hope for the best.
COR VESRION: if your ugly you better do a lot of stuff to distract women from your face.
Posted by Seandroid on Mar-06-2011 06:28:
This is what I look like:
/prepares flame shield.
Posted by shaw on Mar-06-2011 06:33:
U look like a straight
Posted by srussell0018 on Mar-06-2011 08:58:
How long did it take you to do your hair for that picture? Be honest. It was like an hour wasn't it? Wasn't it?!?!
Posted by Seandroid on Mar-06-2011 09:03:
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Originally posted by srussell0018
How long did it take you to do your hair for that picture? Be honest. It was like an hour wasn't it? Wasn't it?!?!
Well it always looks like that. I'm super self conscious and I won't leave the house unless I'm comfortable with how I look. I was actually originally going to post "Sorry about the messy hair" but I decided against it, lol.
It used to take ~30 minutes because I had no idea what I was doing but now it takes me like 10 minutes.
Posted by LoveHate on Mar-06-2011 09:07:
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
you get some cool points for that.
Posted by Jake Benson on Mar-06-2011 11:29:
Isn't this thread supposed to be about me?
Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-06-2011 12:26:
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Originally posted by bigjimslade002
COR VESRION: if your ugly you better do a lot of stuff to distract women from your face.
Bahahaha, this is so true. For both sexes. Posted by Quazar on Mar-06-2011 13:14:
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Originally posted by Jake Benson
Isn't this thread supposed to be about me?
Are you still the "Hottest mother****** on TA"?
Posted by igottaknow on Mar-06-2011 15:13:
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Originally posted by Seandroid
This is what I look like:
[/IMG] I had too put clothes, on might as well go out later too now. 
is it ironic that the outside of my apartment looks like petra? 
