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| Originally posted by DJ RANN I still haven't figured out how you ended up consuming it  |
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Wow, you really aren't building a case for your not caring attitude.  |
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| Originally posted by SYSTEM-J, about 20 fucking posts ago Sorry to bust your identi-kit riposte but I've made it very clear on numerous occasions I care about your irritating behaviour on this forum because it's completely inescapable, even when you're on Ignore. So in the absence of an escape, I can at least have fun ripping into you. I think everyone will agree this thread has been highly entertaining. |
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| Originally posted by Intellekshual I thought the ass-lickage occurs before applying lube and plowing in. Maybe he does things backwards (no pun intended). |
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| Originally posted by DJ RANN Ha, well considering he's still on a v-plate, I have no idea (nor do i really want to work out) how this suggestion would work |
No. It interests me about as much as Paul McCarthy's works.
(sorry to cross-post from the art thread).
Ass lickage occurs spread out over the whole act. Just like carpet munching. Having a prearranged order to things is so vanilla.
I'm feeling Randy, my balls are the size of grapefruits, I'm going to go fuck my wife's shoes.
Parenthood has turned my penis into a pariah.
I get you nou.
Oh god and I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was bad...
Seriously though, asking a guy how they haven't tasted lube is like asking a guy if you haven't tasted their own cum. It is going to happen, and there are a lot of ways about it if you think hard enough (or you know have a warped idea about what constitutes normal sex from watching too much porn in your formative years, but luckily/unluckily that is becoming the new norm).
But yea, I was the kid that played doctor and got really into it when I was younger, so I duh know. 
epic tread
Beating off sucks.
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Oh god and I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was bad... Seriously though, asking a guy how they haven't tasted lube is like asking a guy if you haven't tasted their own cum. It is going to happen, and there are a lot of ways about it if you think hard enough (or you know have a warped idea about what constitutes normal sex from watching too much porn in your formative years, but luckily/unluckily that is becoming the new norm). But yea, I was the kid that played doctor and got really into it when I was younger, so I duh know. |
at how long this thread went , I had a moment of weakness but snapped out of it.
Leave josh alone , damn. 
Did you see his profile pics? He looks like a douchey, ginger, papa smurf
woah. just ran into this thread. what a funny thread lol.
for me it is the opposite. my gf is usually the one who wants to have sex numerous times throughout the day. I mean we literally have sex almost every day... oral, intercourse, teasing, etc.... it kinda gets boring after a while and you just move on with your everyday life.
but when I was single for basically 21 years of my life... I was really sexually frustrated as well. I remember thinking to myself "this sucks, I wanna cum in a bitch's **** or mouth, not beat off in here...."
really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after
Your post sucks.
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| Originally posted by Dj Pluviose really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after |
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| Originally posted by Dj Pluviose woah. just ran into this thread. what a funny thread lol. for me it is the opposite. my gf is usually the one who wants to have sex numerous times throughout the day. I mean we literally have sex almost every day... oral, intercourse, teasing, etc.... it kinda gets boring after a while and you just move on with your everyday life. but when I was single for basically 21 years of my life... I was really sexually frustrated as well. I remember thinking to myself "this sucks, I wanna cum in a bitch's **** or mouth, not beat off in here...." really once anyone gets a gf and has lots of sex, the sex drive tends to keep cool after |
Have we determined yet whether or not the OP is in fact doomed to beating off for all eternity? I got lost. Pie totally got me sidetracked with all that "Astroglide, all over your genitals" talk.
Squirt squirt squirt!
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| Originally posted by Silky Johnson Squirt squirt squirt! |
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| Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I thought sounding like Anotherway83 was badass... |
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| Originally posted by OrangestO Your post sucks. |
Don't feel too bad, it was a better post than any of Nou's, at least.
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| Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay Since when do you need a gf to fuck? If you are pulling different tail, it never gets old. Your post sucks. |
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| Originally posted by Silky Johnson Don't feel too bad, it was a better post than any of Nou's, at least. |
Okay, I'm home from work now, and I have the Astroglide all over my genitals. What now?
Taste it to make sure it isn't expired.
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