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Posted by igottaknow on Jan-10-2005 05:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i know that's when i lost it hahaha

me too i'm in the process of cleaning my monitor and cuddling myself

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
me too i'm in the process of cleaning my monitor and cuddling myself

i just leave it to dry these days

Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 05:13:

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Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i just leave it to dry these days

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-10-2005 05:14:

poor dj Jen he's trying to hold out on posting to impress us

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 05:15:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
poor dj Jen he's trying to hold out on posting to impress us

alright peeps...goodnight...and DJ JEM...GET'R DONE!! hahaha

Posted by igottaknow on Jan-10-2005 05:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Floorfiller
i just leave it to dry these days

im thinking of installing wiper blades

Posted by Floorfiller on Jan-10-2005 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
im thinking of installing wiper blades

Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 05:19:

betcha he's done right now and is too afraid to post so fast

Posted by Eric Siefer on Jan-10-2005 05:21:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
betcha he's done right now and is too afraid to post so fast

+1

omfg, this has to be the most hillarious thread ever. It's the only thread longer than 5 pages that I've read all the way through.

Lets hope Jem isn't a "One pump chump"

Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 05:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Eric Siefer

Lets hope Jem isn't a "One pump chump"

Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 05:23:

Maybe he lost conciousness when he was about to do it.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-10-2005 05:24:

Fuck, you guys are so goddamn funny.

Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by ierxium
Maybe he lost conciousness when he was about to do it.

and she's fingering herself to make up the fact that he lost consciousness

Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by ierxium
Maybe he lost conciousness when he was about to do it.

lol

Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
and she's fingering herself to make up the fact that he lost consciousness

i suggest carrot

Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 05:29:

Waiting for confirmation from a female on the loss of conciousness of the person who started the thread.

Posted by verndogs on Jan-10-2005 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by trunks1022
i suggest carrot

probably using the shocker on herself

Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 05:38:

He lost it. Or maybe he ran out of material.

Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 05:42:

update :

ok 1st she comes over and brings some panda express, yum!
then we get to talking about random shit you know , i'm playing it cool, the i go get the wine and pour her and i a glass, she gives me a kiss and says she is happy to see me, next we walk to the sofa and sit close to eachother and start kissing, then we get more and more into and i pick her up and carry her to my room. next i lay her on the bed and start kissing her neck slowly and start kiss/lick her ears. she is starting to breathe heavy and moan alittle bit. then i go back to her neck and work on it for a little bit. after that i go to her stomach and start kissing her belly button and start working my way up her stomach to her chest where i slowly lick her tits and she starts to twitch, then i go back to kissing her lips and neck and ears, she is really gettting into it then i go back to her stomach and kiss her belly once more and her love handles. then i slowly start unbuttoning her pants and sliding them off, then i start kissing her stomach again and workign my way back to her neck, she is really really hot by now and wet, i go back down to her pubic bone and start kissing it and slowly pushing her panties off. once i get them off i start kissing her legs and pushing them out of the way, the holy land! , i start licking her holy land slowly rubbing her clit with my finger and puting another one in her to get her even more excited, after about 8 mintures of that shit i take off my jeans and she starts to give me wonderful head, while i continue to eat her out. after about 5 mintues of that my peins is up and ready to do , so i lay her back on her back and slowly slip it in, but its kinda too small for me so i have to kinda force it in, anyways once i get in there all the way i start goign slow and she is just screaming her head off. and then i start to go faster and faster, she is screaming louder and louder, she is just about to have an orgaism, and i pick up the speed to even faster, she comes like 4 times and then i notice this smell. fuckign smells awful, its the smell of a fart. so i look at her and i can tell she smells it too so i pull out, cum on her stomach and asked her if she farted. she called me an asshole and told me to call her in the morning, now my legs are twitching and i can barly smoke this cigarette but i think i did good. +1 for me!

Posted by EriK_V on Jan-10-2005 05:45:

wow

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-10-2005 05:46:

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Posted by sensorium on Jan-10-2005 05:47:

Yeah, he was out of material.

Posted by DJ JEM on Jan-10-2005 05:50:

i feel free

Posted by trunks1022 on Jan-10-2005 05:50:

hmm... someone was yanking our chain tonight

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