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Posted by bamski on May-29-2008 11:46:

You're all inmoral.

Posted by Alex on May-29-2008 12:24:

While I do agree that China is a difficult country to understand and like, given their track record on everything from animal rights to well... Human rights...

I don't think god would send earthquakes to kill 80,000 people because they may or may not have eaten your dog.

And by the way Mr. GQ, why do you wear a cross in your emo pics and then turn around and say stuff like "If hell were real"? Fuckin' guido, I hope you get your ass kicked by a nun.

Posted by woscar on May-30-2008 01:35:

quote:
Originally posted by bucke
double lulz

triple lulz

Posted by enydo on May-30-2008 01:50:

oh.

wow.

Posted by AustralianGQ on May-31-2008 03:19:

whats wrong? no one has the guts to laugh at me because i have thyroid cancer? i thought for sure someone would of posted my comment in this thread and laughed.

common, im sure you all find it funny. make fun of me, laugh at me because i could die and must go threw kemo treatment....

Posted by Domesticated on May-31-2008 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
whats wrong? no one has the guts to laugh at me because i have thyroid cancer? i thought for sure someone would of posted my comment in this thread and laughed.

common, im sure you all find it funny. make fun of me, laugh at me because i could die and must go threw kemo treatment....

Yeah, and your mother is also dead, so we can't pay her out.

Why do you have the word "Australia" in your name? Please, do tell why you have raped our good name.

Posted by idoru on May-31-2008 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
whats wrong? no one has the guts to laugh at me because i have thyroid cancer? i thought for sure someone would of posted my comment in this thread and laughed.

common, im sure you all find it funny. make fun of me, laugh at me because i could die and must go threw kemo treatment....

I'll stoop pretty fucking low if I have to, but having seen three relatives go through it, that issue is one that I don't touch. However, I'm genuinely surprised that at least someone hasn't said shit.

Posted by Sushipunk on May-31-2008 03:37:

quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
whats wrong? no one has the guts to laugh at me because i have thyroid cancer? i thought for sure someone would of posted my comment in this thread and laughed.

common, im sure you all find it funny. make fun of me, laugh at me because i could die and must go threw kemo treatment....

I'll happily make fun of you for being fucking stupid on a regular basis, but why would I laugh at you having thyroid cancer?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-31-2008 03:38:

nah, stuff like that just makes me feel sad. though if there was some irony in there i'd probably point it out. but that's coz im not a very good person.

Posted by idoru on May-31-2008 03:41:

See? Despite the fact that you might think we're all complete pricks and fuckwits, we do have some semblance of a soul.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-31-2008 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
See? Despite the fact that you might think we're all complete pricks and fuckwits, we do have some semblance of a soul.

nah, no soul here. i make jokes about cancer and people with cancer all the time.

me and a friend were waiting in emergency after a brawl one night, and we'd been there for hours and were fucking bored, so we were saying some pretty bad shit.

this old lady is getting wheeled past on her deathbed, and my mate just looks at me says "hmmmm, not long now!"

i lost it.

Posted by shaw on May-31-2008 03:47:

quote:
Originally posted by AustralianGQ
whats wrong? no one has the guts to laugh at me because i have thyroid cancer? i thought for sure someone would of posted my comment in this thread and laughed.

whats wrong? you didn't have the guts to point that out to us? I thought for sure you would have made a morality point based on that and stuck your nose up.

...fatty.

Posted by idoru on May-31-2008 03:49:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
nah, no soul here. i make jokes about cancer and people with cancer all the time.

me and a friend were waiting in emergency after a brawl one night, and we'd been there for hours and were fucking bored, so we were saying some pretty bad shit.

this old lady is getting wheeled past on her deathbed, and my mate just looks at me says "hmmmm, not long now!"

i lost it.

Fuck.

Posted by enydo on May-31-2008 03:51:

That is brutal .

Posted by Sushipunk on May-31-2008 03:52:

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-31-2008 04:01:

this is the same guy that made fun of fucking his new wife in the ass to his mother and auntie, but also got caught on wedding video saying "Oh, and here comes one-breasted dawn" (about a relative who had had a mastectomy) as she walked past the camera.

the funniest fvcker you'll ever meet.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on May-31-2008 04:03:

godless bastard.

can I introduce you to Catholicism?

Posted by idoru on May-31-2008 04:04:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
this is the same guy that made fun of fucking his new wife in the ass to his mother and auntie, but also got caught on wedding video saying "Oh, and here comes one-breasted dawn" (about a relative who had had a mastectomy) as she walked past the camera.

the funniest fvcker you'll ever meet.

Good Lord.

Posted by iammesol on May-31-2008 04:14:

Wow.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-31-2008 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
godless bastard.

can I introduce you to Catholicism?

to top it all off, he's a jehovah's witness

Posted by Sushipunk on May-31-2008 04:16:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
to top it all off, he's a jehovah's witness

Who, AGQ? Or your friend?

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on May-31-2008 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Who, AGQ? Or your friend?

my friend. tho to be fair he's been counseled by the church for bad behaviour

Posted by Sushipunk on May-31-2008 04:21:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
my friend. tho to be fair he's been counseled by the church for bad behaviour

LMAO, I'll bet

Posted by Domesticated on May-31-2008 05:49:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
this is the same guy that made fun of fucking his sister in the ass to his mother and auntie

Fixed.

Note to non-Australians: Tasmanians are inbred. All of them. The rest of the country is only too aware.

Posted by Sushipunk on May-31-2008 05:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Beat Blog
Fixed.

Note to non-Australians: Tasmanians are inbred. All of them. The rest of the country is only too aware.

And yet they make the best beer in the country. Go figure.

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