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this thread needs more CeCe Peniston.

ps i like anuses...who the fuck cares. This thread is about laughing at bas...major fail guys.

BAStards

the question no one has actually asked yet....

jake! R U GAY y/n?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson So why don't you go flame Frost Melt for starting a thread posting NAKED PICTURES OF HIS EX just so everyone can rate her. Jesus you fag if you don't stop singling me out I'll pour horse cum in your milk and make you drink it.

What does that thread have to do with you being an annoying twat? You'll do anything to portray yourself as the victim. It's a bit pathetic really.
The fact you've admitted that you're an attention seeker says it all...I dislike all pricks who start these 'ask me a question!' threads, homo or not.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson which were what? There's 17 pages of vagina in this thread I don't wanna search for it...

I have only 6 pages. Anyway, here:

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Originally posted by Gauss There are gays who only give and gays who only receive, or so I hear. How are numbers of those two groups balanced? How do you sort that out anyway?

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Originally posted by Gauss There are gays who only give and gays who only receive, or so I hear. How are numbers of those two groups balanced? How do you sort that out anyway?

doesnt free wrestling rules apply here? first one to pin the other one down..

^^^^^ She's hot but I've seen better. I'll also start posting pics of hot guys in threads about hot girls from now on.

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Originally posted by Gauss There are gays who only give and gays who only receive, or so I hear. How are numbers of those two groups balanced? How do you sort that out anyway?

It's not like anyone is either a strict top or strict bottom. Anyone will fall along the continuum from top to bottom. Either way feels good minus the SHEER PAIN of taking it up the ass...which isn't painful at all to some (so I guess they're a bottom). I'd say a good 75% of the gay guys prefer to top, but since there's too many tops, a lot of them negotiate bottoming.

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Originally posted by Bulgatti How bout not, just stop. You may enjoy your "flames" but they're limp as your cock on Friday/Saturday nites. Step off the stage, you you've no wit and don't entertain-unless you want to post a pic of the tip of your dick after you pull out. Brown or red?

Oh hi there random breeder cow tipper. My cocks only limp when I stare at you cuz for a guy you sure look like a little bitch. Why don't you go shave off your mullet, get your mouth out of your sisters gaping vaj-hole, and try a plastic bag over your head for a change. You'll look better I swear.

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Originally posted by elFreak ps i like anuses...who the fuck cares.

????...like girl anuses?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Either way feels good minus the SHEER PAIN of taking it up the ass...

Even just reading that was painful.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson ^^^^^ She's hot but I've seen better. I'll also start posting pics of hot guys in threads about hot girls from now on.

so this is a thread about hot guys? :[
do i have to turn gay to be a hot guy? :[
edit: not that i approve totally useless posts of jastic

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Originally posted by bananas so this is a thread about hot guys? :[

This thread is bananas. bee ay en ay en ay ess.

No the purpose of this thread is to attempt to quarantine all "jake = gay" posts. And so far it's working (my posts in other threads since I started this one are no longer getting any "jake ur gay" responses).

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do i have to turn gay to be a hot guy? :[

You are a banana. But post pics anyway and I'll judge you.

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edit: not that i approve totally useless posts of jastic

Yeah no shit, he's like an obnoxious gay guy, except the roles are reversed.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Yeah no shit, he's like an obnoxious gay guy, except the roles are reversed.

So he's a top, then? Or...?

this thread is gay






damn....it is

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Originally posted by Jake Benson You are a banana. But post pics anyway and I'll judge you.

ok, this was predictable :]]

i just posted some in the pics thread a day or two ago :P
either way i am good lookin, doesn't matter in what form, fruits or humans

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Originally posted by Axer I got hit by a asian guy once at a gay bar and I punched him! Does that make all asian men gay?

Gaysian?

How come most gay men I've met are rich and successful? They wear trendy clothes, live in posh apartments, and spend more money in Starbucks than some people's entire annual salary. Is it because they don't waste their time on irrational, fussy women but rather on important things like money and the latest A/X sandles.

Your nipples are ugly. You're sprouting a double chin. But grrrrl I'm diggin' the eyebrow arch and Bonnie Bell gloss plumpdicksuck lips.Your apt is shit. Do not tell me that's scotch tape on your front door for a Tuesday/Thursday 5p.m. step class. Do you wear penny loafers?

YOu've never been off 'til you feel the cold steel toe point of my boot rip your rare hole as deep you can throat my cock pounding your tonsils.I'll stain your teeth so white you won't need to brush for a week.Message me

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Originally posted by bananas ok, this was predictable :]] i just posted some in the pics thread a day or two ago :P either way i am good lookin, doesn't matter in what form, fruits or humans

Wow you're a freakin hot set of bananas!!!! Post link to where you posted your pics...I am too lazy to find them. [edit] found your pics. Wow you are HOT! I will talk to you with a positive bias from now on due to my secret crush on you.

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Originally posted by Scottaculous How come most gay men I've met are rich and successful?

Because they don't accidentally get women pregnant.

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They wear trendy clothes, live in posh apartments, and spend more money in Starbucks than some people's entire annual salary. Is it because they don't waste their time on irrational, fussy women but rather on important things like money and the latest A/X sandles.

I'm placing bets that to some degree part of their brain is genetically female.

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Originally posted by Bulgatti Your nipples are ugly. You're sprouting a double chin. But grrrrl I'm diggin' the eyebrow arch and Bonnie Bell gloss plumpdicksuck lips.Your apt is shit. Do not tell me that's scotch tape on your front door for a Tuesday/Thursday 5p.m. step class. Do you wear penny loafers? YOu've never been off 'til you feel the cold steel toe point of my boot rip your rare hole as deep you can throat my cock pounding your tonsils.I'll stain your teeth so white you won't need to brush for a week.Message me

My nipples were hard cuz it was cold! And you can't see my double chin in any of those pics! My apt is THE shit and that's scotch tape posting up "music completion 2008 goals," "monthly bills" and a calendar which I haven't updated since February.

Anyway I have no idea what that second paragraph means but sounds hot because you put winky face at the end. Let's date.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson My nipples were hard cuz it was cold! And you can't see my double chin in any of those pics! My apt is THE shit and that's scotch tape posting up "music completion 2008 goals," "monthly bills" and a calendar which I haven't updated since February. Anyway I have no idea what that second paragraph means but sounds hot because you put winky face at the end. Let's date.

Maybe, just maybe. Your hard on in the first pic isn't big enough for me. But your bellybutton is pure sex.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson "2008 goals,"

what are/were your goals for '08?

also, why have i not received a demo CD?

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Because they don't accidentally get women pregnant. I'm placing bets that to some degree part of their brain is genetically female.

...which is exactly why I would welcome gay couples in my neighbourhood. They have a great sense of style, impecably maintain their lawn, house facade and gardens and renovate. When gay couples move into your neighbourhoods, they actually increase the value of homes around them. One retired couple lives near me and their modest home is the best maintained on the block.

eat up jake..

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Originally posted by Krypton eat up jake..

WOW! That's the most frightening thing and I want to eat it. I like you Krypton.

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Originally posted by tubularbills what are/were your goals for '08? also, why have i not received a demo CD?

To produce a ONE track a week (I'm way behind...I'm up to "April 22nd"). I'll give you a (slightly outdated) demo CD. Just give me ur address (PM or text). OR...I can just give you several links to download high quality mp3s of my shizzz.

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Originally posted by Bulgatti Maybe, just maybe. Your hard on in the first pic isn't big enough for me. But your bellybutton is pure sex.

LMAO. My belly button is not a vagina. I got bigger since that pic. Was 150 in it, now am 162lbs.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Wow you're a freakin hot set of bananas!!!! Post link to where you posted your pics...I am too lazy to find them. [edit] found your pics. Wow you are HOT! I will talk to you with a positive bias from now on due to my secret crush on you.

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