Independence: I reckon we can both affirm that we're together not because we "need" to be with someone else and would feel empty without the physical presence of a companion by our side, but rather because we "want" to be with one another because we're what we're looking for and we're find with ourselves if we need to be on our own for a while. Should either of us decide to move on, this lesson is enough to make the whole enterprise worth it;
High self-esteem: Probably related to the previous topic. I've been hitting the gym every day, had a dream job until a few weeks ago, and I've been getting lot of female attention. All things considered, this has been a tremendous ego boost, and my self-esteem soared to an all-time high. As for the female attention...
Trust: Yet another development in our relationship. We've been telling each other everything, both when we're feeling strong and when we falter. Isn't communication the backbone of all relationships?
So, like ANY relationship should be?
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-27-2010 03:39:
Yes, but without the petting.
Posted by Lira on Sep-27-2010 03:41:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Long distance relationships
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Originally posted by jennypie
So, like ANY relationship should be?
Yup, pretty much. But we managed to do that oceans apart.
Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-27-2010 03:46:
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Yes, but without the petting.
Meow?
Posted by igottaknow on Sep-27-2010 04:09:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Long distance relationships
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Originally posted by Lira
Yup, pretty much. But we managed to do that oceans apart.
Wasn't she azn? Making it truly a Wong distance relationship.
Posted by Lira on Sep-27-2010 04:12:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Long distance relationships
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Originally posted by igottaknow
Wasn't she azn? Making it truly a Wong distance relationship.
Nah, she's Brazilian Posted by Rose on Sep-27-2010 14:00:
This is still going on? My God lol. I don't know how you do it.
What's the Skype sex like?
Posted by Lira on Sep-27-2010 21:20:
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Originally posted by Rose
What's the Skype sex like?
Skype sucks. We actually set up a forum for all our sexual needs but, alas, in the end all threads were sticky Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-27-2010 21:23:
Hahaha
I'm sure bots are quite welcome, given the circumstances.
Posted by Ian on Sep-27-2010 21:32:
Of course they work. Hal & Lilith are doing great!
Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-27-2010 21:34:
Posted by Banora on Sep-27-2010 21:52:
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Skype sucks. We actually set up a forum for all our sexual needs but, alas, in the end all threads were sticky
Posted by Ian on Sep-27-2010 21:52:
well you guys crack me up
Posted by tubularbills on Sep-27-2010 22:00:
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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Hahaha
I'm sure bots are quite welcome, given the circumstances.
i think they call them dolls.
Posted by Lira on Sep-27-2010 22:11:
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Originally posted by tubularbills
i think they call them dolls.
Doll bangers blow
Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-27-2010 22:16:
I saw a documentary about people who had sex robot fetishes. Very disturbing. This one guy had his willing girlfriend hypnotized to act like a robot so he could charge her 'pleasure batteries'.
Fucking creepy.
Posted by Lira on Sep-27-2010 22:26:
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Originally posted by EddieZilker
I saw a documentary about people who had sex robot fetishes. Very disturbing. This one guy had his willing girlfriend hypnotized to act like a robot so he could charge her 'pleasure batteries'.
Fucking creepy.
That's mega!
"Hello there, R6D9, time to insert your new D-size batteries" Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-27-2010 22:50:
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Originally posted by Lira
That's mega!
"Hello there, R6D9, time to insert your new D-size batteries"
Actually it was "Obedience is pleasure and pleasure is obedience"; an Orwellian take on sexual perversion. The whole 'pleasure battery' thing was to kind of 'fill out' the scenario as though pleasure was energy that could be 'stored' in her battery. The guy had all of these photographs of her that he'd doctored up with somewhat elaborate circuit-board paths. Really, there was this unseemly creepy vibe throughout their on-camera exchanges which became even more unsettling when the narrator announces that the day after her hypnosis, they had been playing the robot game well into the morning.
They featured other guests, including two inventors/entrepreneurs who were working on actual sex robots.
What was striking throughout the documentary was the theme of control and domination which seemed to require a dehumanization of what would then be, ostensibly, a sexual object. There was another photo-chopper who would take photos of women and substitute circuit-board in their cut-out faces. The way each of them spoke, it was like they were channeling Jeffrey Dahmer; his ambitions and aims regarding their 'others'. Then, as though it was just a thought that occurred to them for the sake of appearing to be 'normal' on national television, they would include some humanizing consideration that was just as quickly minimalized as secondary to the overall fantasy.
Posted by Joss Weatherby on Sep-27-2010 22:57:
Holy shit I seriously thought that was George Constanza for a second.
Posted by Lira on Sep-27-2010 22:58:
All right, that is creepy. I was thinking of something way sillier than that:
This guy became a temporary sensation around here for touching the robot's breast and actually programming her beforehand to slap him and scold him for doing it - and showing this feature on national television
Posted by denys envy on Sep-27-2010 23:04:
all i know is, when i come home drunk and horny, and call a bitch up - and she's not over within 15 minutes... we're probably breaking up.
Posted by EddieZilker on Sep-27-2010 23:06:
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Originally posted by Lira
This guy became a temporary sensation around here for touching the robot's breast and actually programming her beforehand to slap him and scold him for doing it - and showing this feature on national television
Great! He's just invented every woman I've tried to approach in a bar. Posted by Nakkamura on Sep-28-2010 04:34: