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| Originally posted by Dj Skez I've never been to Australia I was just basing my bullshit off crocodile dundee movies and that retard that did a backflip on top of a stingray. I'm so high right now off this really good 1/4 ounce Hydro I had since wendsday. Dont mind me I'm just fucking around, America is a fucked up country too in so many ways. The only real place that I would love to live the rest of my life is Ibiza.  |
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| Originally posted by Kellyboop You haven't upgraded to 56MB cockatoos?!? Much more cost effective and efficient. Well that right there speaks for your intelligence....Ibiza is only real for 3 months out of the year. |
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| Originally posted by daphunky1 If a word ends in "R" they'll ignore it, for example: Instead of saying jumper, they'll say jumpa. Or even when an "R" is in the middle of a word, the Aussies call the girl named Carly I work with Colly. |
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| But then if a word ends in "A" they add an "R" to it, for example: Instead of saying pizza and spatula, they'll say Pizzer and Spatuler. |
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| Originally posted by astroboy Never heard this before... they must be from Tasmania or something :P |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Sure, but it's bloody noisy  |
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| Originally posted by Kellyboop Could you imagine dialing up with that thing? 30 seconds of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW |
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| Originally posted by Dj Skez I've never been to Australia I was just basing my bullshit off crocodile dundee movies and that retard that did a backflip on top of a stingray. I'm so high right now off this really good 1/4 ounce Hydro I had since wendsday. Dont mind me I'm just fucking around, America is a fucked up country too in so many ways. The only real place that I would love to live the rest of my life is Ibiza. |
that's not a knoyf.
They sell wine in bladders. Yes, bladders. Yes, the part of the body that holds your urine.
it gives a better taste.. more refined..
I'll give you a better taste.
rlly??!1
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| Originally posted by Renzo They sell wine in bladders. Yes, bladders. Yes, the part of the body that holds your urine. |
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| Originally posted by Domesticated "Talking over the world one movie at a time"? I wondered what that noise was when I went to the cinema the other night and heard a booming voice echo through the speakers and say: "thus movie is rully shut, I dunno why iny of you evun buthered to come here". |
I've been through 49 countries either as a tourist, working or travel and while I haven't got citizenship in Australia, its home and there isn't anywhere else I would rather live. For those that dont know me I come from very humble if slightly murky beginnings of being half English and Cape Malay (bits of Indian and Malaysian) from South Africa. So I wasn't welcome in the place I was born and wouldn't ever be accepted in a place like England where Im actually a citizen without some grotty chav yelling out 'piss off paki' from one end of the country to another.
But here, I'm just another person with a bit of a tan.
I've seen people in other countries start civil wars from one end of Africa to another and the stink of death for petty causes along with the misery of caste based poverty made endemic by ancient social secularism. All the while women in what they profess to be developed countries called the USA clutched their handbags nervously upon my presence of being a 'dirty foreigner' who wasn't as white as them, regardless of the fact I was wearing a $2000 suit and worth more in assets than they could ever dream to be.
Australia gave me a chance no other country would.
I think it would be called 'a fair go', landing here in the early 90's after having to leave England to live with my aunt and uncle, got a good education for what it was worth, good health care and employment opportunities which, while they started small eventually taught me what I needed to know about making a living as a entrepreneur later in life. Being young and naive I thought there must be more to the world than this and I travelled.
Turns out there isn't really watching a pall of smoke from a my mothers farm being torched, nightmares for as long as I draw breath, couple of hundred thousand in my pocket, some shares in my account and having to start all over again as a refugee.
So I came home.
There's none of that crap here, I now own 6 houses and 8 smaller properties in a thriving industry which doesn't seem to slow down for anything called a 'recession'
You can make of it what you want as country, fact remains its been pretty good to me.
I want one of said houses.
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| Originally posted by Lilith I've been through 49 countries either as a tourist, working or travel and while I haven't got citizenship in Australia, its home and there isn't anywhere else I would rather live. For those that dont know me I come from very humble if slightly murky beginnings of being half English and Cape Malay (bits of Indian and Malaysian) from South Africa. So I wasn't welcome in the place I was born and wouldn't ever be accepted in a place like England where Im actually a citizen without some grotty chav yelling out 'piss off paki' from one end of the country to another. But here, I'm just another person with a bit of a tan. I've seen people in other countries start civil wars from one end of Africa to another and the stink of death for petty causes along with the misery of caste based poverty made endemic by ancient social secularism. All the while women in what they profess to be developed countries called the USA clutched their handbags nervously upon my presence of being a 'dirty foreigner' who wasn't as white as them, regardless of the fact I was wearing a $2000 suit and worth more in assets than they could ever dream to be. Australia gave me a chance no other country would. I think it would be called 'a fair go', landing here in the early 90's after having to leave England to live with my aunt and uncle, got a good education for what it was worth, good health care and employment opportunities which, while they started small eventually taught me what I needed to know about making a living as a entrepreneur later in life. Being young and naive I thought there must be more to the world than this and I travelled. Turns out there isn't really watching a pall of smoke from a my mothers farm being torched, nightmares for as long as I draw breath, couple of hundred thousand in my pocket, some shares in my account and having to start all over again as a refugee. So I came home. There's none of that crap here, I now own 6 houses and 8 smaller properties in a thriving industry which doesn't seem to slow down for anything called a 'recession' You can make of it what you want as country, fact remains its been pretty good to me. |
do the aussies say wanker?
They have bird eating spiders there, so yea....
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| Originally posted by Lilith I've been through 49 countries either as a tourist, working or travel and while I haven't got citizenship in Australia, its home and there isn't anywhere else I would rather live. For those that dont know me I come from very humble if slightly murky beginnings of being half English and Cape Malay (bits of Indian and Malaysian) from South Africa. So I wasn't welcome in the place I was born and wouldn't ever be accepted in a place like England where Im actually a citizen without some grotty chav yelling out 'piss off paki' from one end of the country to another. But here, I'm just another person with a bit of a tan. I've seen people in other countries start civil wars from one end of Africa to another and the stink of death for petty causes along with the misery of caste based poverty made endemic by ancient social secularism. All the while women in what they profess to be developed countries called the USA clutched their handbags nervously upon my presence of being a 'dirty foreigner' who wasn't as white as them, regardless of the fact I was wearing a $2000 suit and worth more in assets than they could ever dream to be. Australia gave me a chance no other country would. I think it would be called 'a fair go', landing here in the early 90's after having to leave England to live with my aunt and uncle, got a good education for what it was worth, good health care and employment opportunities which, while they started small eventually taught me what I needed to know about making a living as a entrepreneur later in life. Being young and naive I thought there must be more to the world than this and I travelled. Turns out there isn't really watching a pall of smoke from a my mothers farm being torched, nightmares for as long as I draw breath, couple of hundred thousand in my pocket, some shares in my account and having to start all over again as a refugee. So I came home. There's none of that crap here, I now own 6 houses and 8 smaller properties in a thriving industry which doesn't seem to slow down for anything called a 'recession' You can make of it what you want as country, fact remains its been pretty good to me. |
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| Originally posted by jonSun do the aussies say wanker? |
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| Originally posted by Renzo They sell wine in bladders. Yes, bladders. Yes, the part of the body that holds your urine. |
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| Originally posted by jonSun do the aussies say wanker? |
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| Originally posted by Domesticated You can't get cask wine in America? Cask wine is the staple of underage parties. |
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