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Posted by THE_Chris on Sep-15-2002 23:01:

Read and inwardly digest...

quote:

The direct approach is often the best ... Apparently all
genuine Lonely
hearts adverts in Ireland...

* Grossly overweight Louth turf cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08

* Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53, seeks
replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to the name Minnie. Thurles area. Box 08/73

* Galway man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything
considered. Box 06/03

* Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82

* Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by long-time
fianc�e seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box 53/41

* Ginger-haired Glaswegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and
shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail
purposes, maybe more. Box 84/87

* Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential. Box 12/32

* Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties
will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office
social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 23/45

* Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp
cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27

* Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for
wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty
light of a pale moon. Box 52/07

* Attractive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler
competition at Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978,
seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41

* Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm. Box 30/41

Posted by Coup on Sep-15-2002 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
Not in public young man

come round later then big boy

Posted by Az on Sep-15-2002 23:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Coup

SOMEBODY FREE WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Junp willy, with all your strength! he's not going to make it! oh no!.......I don't like this new directors cut!"

Posted by sothis on Sep-15-2002 23:03:

Posted by Technaut on Sep-15-2002 23:03:

Posted by Technaut on Sep-15-2002 23:04:

built like a tank

Posted by Technaut on Sep-15-2002 23:04:

Posted by Coup on Sep-15-2002 23:05:

oh man:

http://realblair.co.uk/

Posted by Ian on Sep-15-2002 23:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Coup

come round later then big boy

he-he remind me to stay out of Leicestershire tonight :P

and Az.... lmfao I love that episode

Posted by Coup on Sep-15-2002 23:07:

FLING THE COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.flingthecow.com/dhtml/kukaster.asp

Posted by flystyler on Sep-15-2002 23:12:

quote:
Originally posted by JdDark

i looked for "cheese" too and found this picture:

lol

u fool

Posted by Coup on Sep-15-2002 23:13:

a 1, a 2, a 1,2,3,4!!!!

oNE FOR nEo

Posted by THE_Chris on Sep-15-2002 23:16:

Posted by Coup on Sep-15-2002 23:20:

Coup takes a bow, and goes to bed.

You have been ukta'd.

Posted by Az on Sep-15-2002 23:22:

Posted by Ian on Sep-15-2002 23:23:

Agreed there Coup, it's too late, or early if u look @ things that way to say much else, so I'll just go sleep and know when i wake up this will be closed