so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life?

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Posted by AlphaStarred on Nov-22-2014 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Okay, I'm home from work now, and I have the Astroglide all over my genitals. What now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=killed%20it

Posted by on Nov-22-2014 22:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Okay, I'm home from work now, and I have the Astroglide all over my genitals. What now?

light a match

Posted by LoveHate on Nov-24-2014 11:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Most of the fun of sex, foreplay, making out, being horny or pervy, etc., is not the actual sex but the emotional and psychological intimacy of it, hence why something like jerking off in front of your partner and vice versa is actually pretty hot, and can really strengthen your bond (if you're not stunted in some way).

I think people put too much weight on intercourse. I mean yes it's clearly important, but there's lots of other ways to be sexually intimate that don't involve penetration. It isn't just about reaching climax, imo.

I can't believe so many people still think masturbation is such a big fucking deal, moreover that it can't be as satisfying as sex. I don't really think it should be a case of 'one or the other', it should be both.

yeah its about the intimacy as well, that's why sometimes i would rather just stare at a picture, than bone a chick , and not want to have anything to do with her afterwards like looking for a exit strategy during the pillow talk -shrugs-

but anyway really good post, in a cesspool of ******y, but i expected nothing less when i for whatever reason decided to make this thread.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-24-2014 15:36:

Lol, not really what I meant - but I do see what you mean. Still, lol.

*SPURT SPURT SPURT*

CUMPOP LOL

[Image removed - Sushi]

Posted by LoveHate on Nov-24-2014 16:38:

I gotcha kind of , it's not about the end result , it's about how you get there.

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-24-2014 21:00:

Oy Jenny

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-24-2014 21:26:

What?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-24-2014 21:49:

Posted by AlphaStarred on Nov-24-2014 21:52:

It's missing the peas.

Posted by on Nov-24-2014 22:20:

1
where is its head? And why are you posting her photo? Especially after refusing to post some fatty you've never met. God you're such a lonely little creep.

Posted by Srussell on Nov-24-2014 22:32:

I thought the same thing before noticing that he turned it into a dick, same with the tail.

Posted by on Nov-24-2014 22:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Srussell
I thought the same thing before noticing that he turned it into a dick, same with the tail.

The tail ends seemed strange. Kinda odd wanting cock heads.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-24-2014 23:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Srussell
I thought the same thing before noticing that he turned it into a dick, same with the tail.

cock-a-doodle-do.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-24-2014 23:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Jon_Snow
refusing to post some fatty you've never met

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-24-2014 23:16:

I clicked on this thread at work you fucking bint. Is posting a wet cock not a bannable offence now, Stu?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-24-2014 23:20:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I clicked on this thread at work you fucking bint. Is posting a wet cock not a bannable offence now, Stu?

He didn't ban Jenny for posting a real cock just a few minutes ago so...

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Nov-24-2014 23:21:

That's what I'm talking about, dipshit. You are many things but a bint is not one of them.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-24-2014 23:32:

quote:
Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
That's what I'm talking about, dipshit. You are many things but a bint is not one of them.

Oh.

Posted by enydo on Nov-25-2014 00:06:

LoL

Posted by on Nov-25-2014 00:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby

I'm pretty hard on you (quiet stu) but I'm fair. Frankly I'm impressed and proud of you. She looks above your pay grade but if you only get one date it was well worth it.

Btw did you Photoshop those cockheads on Jenny's tattoo or is that for reals?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Nov-25-2014 00:59:

Sadly chopped. I think they'd look better than the real thing. I should have included urine to make it a real pee-cock.

Posted by AlphaStarred on Nov-25-2014 03:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Jon_Snow
She looks above your pay grade but if you only get one date rape it was well worth it.

Fixed.

Posted by Sushipunk on Nov-25-2014 10:42:

I don't have time for everyone's shit at the moment, sorry, I'm busy as fuck.

Don't fucking post porn, please. Thanking you.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Nov-25-2014 11:05:

I can post my shits again?

Nou, hit that; take pictures with her holding a sign, whilst fumbling with your albino meta-nub that says,"Off the Cliff for TA.".

Then, I will believe you.

You do realize, that if you accomplish this challenge, you are finally a bona fide somebody.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Oct-07-2016 02:45:

Holy shit, literally in tears choking on laughter re-reading this thread. Have laughed non-stop every page of it. Jesus.

Come back Nou!

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