TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- Random, non-adhesive, won't stick damn it, thread of randomness
Pages (399): « 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 [305] 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360 361 362 363 364 365 366 367 368 369 370 371 372 373 374 375 376 377 378 379 380 381 382 383 384 385 386 387 388 389 390 391 392 393 394 395 396 397 398 399 »

Yeah.

I know I'm a bit of the clutz sometimes, but I may have just taken it to the next level. I just did a load of laundry, and as I was hanging it out, a wet t-shirt slipped from my hands. In an effort to catch it before it hit the ground, I managed to punch myself square in the nuts

Actually, fuck it, I'm going to make a thread out of this

In China, at the wedding reception, you give a red envelope with cash in it before going in. They count the money in front of you and write it in a ledger. You give according to the level of the relationship, with 600 RMB being the standard for "normal friends" (about 100 usd). Close relationships are expected to give more.

When your wedding comes around they give slightly more than you as to not look cheap. If you are cheap at their wedding you will get snubbed at yours.

The same applies for funerals.

Wacky place. On your birthday you have to take your friends for dinner and pay. The rationale is that they will buy you gifts. You never come out ahead because the notion of a free meal makes them eat like pigs.

I am playing Wargame with some people right now and this random pubbie joins our Teamspeak, and he recognizes me from my project, and then he goes "oh I have a pretty famous piece of software too."

Yea he is the author of this: http://www.mobidroid.com/products/dildroid

It is a vibrator app for Android.

quote:

Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay The same applies for funerals.

quote:

Originally posted by Sushipunk I know I'm a bit of the clutz sometimes, but I may have just taken it to the next level. I just did a load of laundry, and as I was hanging it out, a wet t-shirt slipped from my hands. In an effort to catch it before it hit the ground, I managed to punch myself square in the nuts

Deserved it, obviously. Fag!

quote:

Originally posted by Sushipunk

The rationale is that funerals aren't free. Only those that are considered important are invited, therefore are expected to pony up some dough to help.

Confucian culture makes no sense and is retarded, but hey.

Fucking reverse colds. I get a head cold and its annoying, just kinda slows me down a bit, feels annoying having your head stuffed up... Then I get used to it and I am like "ah I feel better now" then a day or two later, bam sore fucking throat and I feel stuffed up again. Happens every fucking time.

Fuck.

Everyone in my office has been sick, my girlfriend has been sick, everyone recovered and it's now going around again. And I've been completely fine throughout it all, because I have the immune system of an Übermensch.

quote:

Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Everyone in my office has been sick, my girlfriend has been sick, everyone recovered and it's now going around again. And I've been completely fine throughout it all, because I am an Übermensch.

Fixed

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

quote:

Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Everyone in my office has been sick, my girlfriend has been sick, everyone recovered and it's now going around again. And I've been completely fine throughout it all, because I have the immune system of an Übermensch.

Is this you?

Whathe

quote:

Originally posted by FuzzQi Is this you?

I've no idea what any of that means.

quote:

Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I've no idea what any of that means.

It's an assemblage of memes from the infamous 'Misc', the miscellaneous sub forum on the Bodybuilding.com boards.

Re-reading and viewing some histology pictures from second year while listening to the new Yagya album which Jack recommended in the MD thread.

Also had a big fight with the girlfriend earlier today. Might be over.

quote:

Originally posted by Chimney Also had a big fight with the girlfriend earlier today. Might be over.

Hallelujah. About bloody time.

quote:

Originally posted by Intellekshual Hallelujah. About bloody time.

Oh cmon. We're celebrating a year soon.

quote:

Originally posted by Chimney Oh cmon. We're celebrating a year soon.

Aren't you the one always reporting problems with your girlfriend?.. Apologies if I'm mistaking you for someone else.

quote:

Originally posted by Intellekshual Aren't you the one always reporting problems with your girlfriend?.. Apologies if I'm mistaking you for someone else.

It was only once before and they weren't quite problems as much as reflections over the future.

quote:

Originally posted by Chimney It was only once before and they weren't quite problems as much as reflections over the future.

I think I remember that. Well, if you can't see her in your future, it's probably best to end it now.
Best of luck to you.

The types of girls I hit on on okcupid are the ones that invite jokes about war crimes.

I just used a pick up line making a pun out of mai thai and my lai.

Why do you talk constantly about what you do on OK Cupid?

Desperately trying to find this English candy:


Wrote to their sales department and visited all stores in my town but I think I'll have to order them from the UK

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.