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Posted by Intellekshual on Jun-15-2012 21:32:

Ziduputamadre, why don't you just shut the fuck up.

Virtually everything you post here is incoherent babble.. You have cobbled together a very poor account from Ask Jeeves and The Usbourne Guides (ages 5 and up).

Go find somewhere else to regurgitate your white noise.


Posted by Mustafa Shaheen on Jun-15-2012 21:46:

FAO Selma..




The way she pronounces her words, she's so Lebanese.
but I still love the song.


Posted by Lira on Jun-15-2012 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual
Ziduputamadre


Posted by Intellekshual on Jun-15-2012 21:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Mustafa Shaheen
FAO Selma..

The way she pronounces her words, she's so Lebanese.
but I still love the song.

Ah yes, Elissa. I like the one she did with Raghed Alama eons ago. I danced my ass off to that one at Arab weddings haha.

I'll PM you some of my favs.


Posted by zidumare on Jun-16-2012 01:26:

to accept is to deny evolution. the intelligence of anger shows a stupid solution.


Posted by Zharen on Jun-16-2012 04:37:

quote:
Originally posted by zidumare
to accept is to deny evolution. the intelligence of anger shows a stupid solution.


Ok let's be honest here. You were TheTrinity right?


Posted by tubularbills on Jun-16-2012 04:41:

i am SO FUCKING BORED.

Been watching a marathon of those lockup specials about prison on msnbc. of course, my dumbass drank some iced coffee a few hours ago; so i'm not in the least bit tired.


Posted by Lews on Jun-16-2012 04:44:

Try alcohol!


Posted by enydo on Jun-16-2012 04:45:

try marijuana herbs


Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jun-16-2012 07:37:

soma.fm has a dub/dubstep channel now lol... no brostep, and not a skrillex in sight...


Posted by Vector A on Jun-16-2012 07:47:

IIIIIIIIIIII don't want to go to work.


Posted by Mustafa Shaheen on Jun-16-2012 14:21:

Was fighting a nasty cold for two days, took a lot of amoksicilin and theraflu. Finally woke up this morning feeling like a stallion. Gym bag ready about to hit up planet fitness and see if I can sink my teeth into something juicy tonight.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-16-2012 14:23:

Why would you take antibiotics for a cold? A cold is a viral, not a bacterial infection. Super pointless and actually worse for your immune system than if you had taken none at all. Lol.


Posted by Mustafa Shaheen on Jun-16-2012 14:26:

My stupid sister insisted on it. Thanks for letting me know, I had no idea antibiotics did that. Thanks sweetheart, if your heart was a fruit... it would be a peach.


Posted by Silky Johnson on Jun-16-2012 14:27:

Tell your sister she's a fucking idiot.


Posted by Mustafa Shaheen on Jun-16-2012 14:31:

Would you like it if I punched her in the throat. She sells insurance, I think she deserves one.


Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jun-16-2012 14:46:

Punch her in the throat with your dick. /wincest


Posted by zidumare on Jun-16-2012 15:18:

run her over with your back bumper of the car.


Posted by Fledz on Jun-16-2012 23:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Mustafa Shaheen
Was fighting a nasty cold for two days, took a lot of amoksicilin and theraflu. Finally woke up this morning feeling like a stallion. Gym bag ready about to hit up planet fitness and see if I can sink my teeth into something juicy tonight.


quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Why would you take antibiotics for a cold? A cold is a viral, not a bacterial infection. Super pointless and actually worse for your immune system than if you had taken none at all. Lol.


Not just that but even if you did have the flu, two days of antibiotics is pointless. You need to take the entire dose, usually 5 days. When you get given a box of antibiotics, you take the whole box as instructed. This is one of the most common mistakes and why people often need to go through a second round.
This is assuming a decent GP actually gave you the antibiotics, not an idiot sibling who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Tell your sister she's a fucking idiot.


This x1000000000000


Posted by Desiderata on Jun-16-2012 23:09:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Just think, if Meat187 or Vivid Boy were mod, they'd probably have taken TheTrinity under their wings and train him how to be a master troll.



I sometimes smirk when I think TheTrinity might actually still contemplate notions like if a tree falls and no one is around to hear it.....you know the rest.


Posted by itsamemario on Jun-17-2012 16:51:

America is one of the fattest countries in the world. Deep-fried fritters clog the arteries of many Americans, while damned filthy ding-dongs plug the buttocks of numerous others.

It should come as no surprise that homosexual sin is at the root of this problem. The combination of gluttonous gayness is known as “Homobesity” and has been pioneered for years by hell-bound fatties like Bruce Villanch, Andrew Zimmern and Dom DeLuise. But what has caused the nation to stray from God and seperate from his flock? Why has America turned its back to God in lieu of mulattos and Muslim mystic Presidents and homosexual Skrillex dance festivals? Could deep-fried food and sinful “trans” fats be responsible?
Yes. In fact, the Southern Baptist Convention recently released a study that links being a desire to consume to a desire to “bottom.” Obesity is a gateway to homosexuality. Allow me to explain further –

Gluttony is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. When a person becomes so depressed with life that they take it upon themselves to gorge themselves and gain weight at disgusting, epic proportions, it lowers their moral inhibitions, therfore making them more likely to engage in “rectal romps” and other God-less sexual activities. If they care so little about God’s temple and their health that they constanty trash God’s beautiful creation by adding McDoubles and Dorito’s Locos into it, then what is to stop them from having anus sex for a hit of heroin?

Nothing.

And that is why homobese people are some of the most disgusting unfortunate creations that God is responsible for. These girthy behemoths subject the population to grotesque peep shows of rippling, palid flesh, compounded with the underlying fact that they enjoy engaging in gay sex with one another. These people fellate a penis with the same vigor they have when attending a BBQ and digging into a juicy pork butt. Watching two, chubbyfaced teenaged fans of the Black Veil Brides hug is like watching yogurt have sex with itself.

With a country that celebrates the mongoloid sinners known as the “Jersey Shore” and the horrible, homobese troll known as “Snooki,” is it any surprise that this country is the leading country in Body Mass Index and homosexual fecal play? If you were to show the numbers of Americas body mass index rates to foreigners, you would think that this country is populated by whales. Gay whales.

American children are more likely to recite the menu of a McDonalds and Burger Kings then they are to know delightful passages from Galatians, or Ephesians.

That’s why our children are more inclined to shove juicy wieners down their mouth from roadside hot dog stands instead of learning and reciting Old Testament stories.

“Trans” fats are to blame. These fats are named so because they are fats with differnt chemical makeups — different “sexual orientations” if you will — and are solely enjoyed by the transgendered communities. There is a reason that corn dogs have high “trans” fat levels; the penile-shaped construction of the food is often used by disgusting “trannies” who use them in their evil sex practices.

These fat gluttons will undergo a “food lust” not unlike the infamous “Butt Lust” that gay homo’s undergo. Homobese people are more inclined to thirst for meats and sausages, including “man meats.” (Penises) They become so enamored by hunger and gluttony that they grab the first meat tubes they see — oftentimes a clothed penis. People who suffer from homobesity are not only visually disgusting, but spirtually they are also unclean. Disappointments of God’s design, not only physically but all around. They encompass everything hideous in the world.

If you know a flithy homobese person, it is not too late to offer advice to them, so they do not end up disgusting piles of gay flesh. Form a prayer group in your community. If this doesn’t work, it is NOT against the law to contact the authorities and file a complaint. A lot of times, the local police will be glad to imprison a homoebese fat slob, for breaking the law –

God’s law.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2012 18:36:


Posted by Meat187 on Jun-17-2012 18:42:

^^
Looks like being fat is the new emo. Instead of cutting your wrists you blow the arteries up from the inside. It's kind of elegant, really.


Posted by Lira on Jun-17-2012 18:52:

Kholesteral akbar!


Posted by Intellekshual on Jun-17-2012 20:33:

Happy Father's day to all the Papas of TA! i.e Mr. Hazard. I hope you get cards from your little hazards that will melt your heart.


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