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Posted by Vector A on May-11-2015 23:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
Maybe I just know shitty people as well, but the Brits here tend to be a special shade of chav. Not painting everyone the same, but man, they have mind problems (at least the ones I have met). They are mostly failing here as well.

https://thewetkittykonstruct.wordpress.com/2012/08/31/the-loser-back-home/
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I have recently been alerted to a new acronym used by expats here in Vietnam: LBH. It means Loser Back Home. This term is meant to describe a certain type of man that flocks to places like Asia. These are the men who just couldn’t hack it back home and thus have brought their big guts, loud-mouthed bravado and itty-bitty balls to be adored by women who only see $$$. These bulbous bastards had tried and failed at being successful at chasing poontang, working in prestigious jobs, or simply having a social group that was not friends with them simply because they feel bad for them. At home, these geeks, tools and goobers of the industrialized world have come in search of a new kingdom. They seek a kingdom where their $30,000 a year job makes them look like Bill Gates, their excessive acne scars make them look like they were once warriors in a great battle, and their small, withered testicles seem like goose eggs by comparison to the locals.


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-12-2015 03:17:

Huh, pretty accurately describes every person I've ever known to move to Asia.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on May-12-2015 05:59:

30 000 a year in Shenzhen, and you can't even pay rent and eat.

Most of the successful expats here seem to be French,German (big time), Swede, Italian, even American. Canadians are generally a special shade of loser as well, however all of these demographics tend to at least try and learn a modicum of the culture and language.

The Brits seem to think they are conquering something, refuse to adapt, spend all of their time getting wasted and complaining in some expat pub. The ones working in Oil do ok, the rest just seems to be loudmouth scoundrels with no competency.

And Jenny...most people do fir that bill here. Not all though. There is a lot more money for the taking here than back home. My sister is about to ditch Dubai for here, and she holds a PhD in Economics from Queen's.

The losers make the rest of us look bad. God save the Queen.

The best thing is, they constantly complain about how shit England is (mozzies...blah blah blah), yet can't seem to find any bloody place they like in the world. Also: socks and sandals.


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-12-2015 08:34:

Oh I wasn't arguing. God I wish I could post a picture of our neighbour's eldest son, lol.


Posted by on May-12-2015 10:52:

One thing the Brits and Slants see eye to eye on is...

Teeth


Posted by enydo on May-12-2015 14:50:

I'm moving to Asia because I'm a big fat loser.


Posted by Heaviside on May-12-2015 15:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Jon_Snow
One thing the Brits and Slants see eye to eye on is...

Teeth




I don't make fun of British people. It's all cookie-cutter and stereotypical anyway.

Guys, there are valuable lessons to be learned from movies like Legally Blonde 1 and 2.
Learn to value yourself with dignity. Dress well. And don't be afraid to be yourself.

Now let's make fun of Californians, Portlandia, and Granola.


Posted by on May-12-2015 15:42:

Nou why do you keep creating these alts? Wouldn't it be easier if you came back under your original account? I'm pretty sure it's safe to come out now that the storm has passed


Posted by Vector A on May-12-2015 16:09:

Smoked a good bit on Saturday. First time in months. Get to work today, three days later, and suddenly start feeling high again. Weird.

But apparently I can still code while in space cadet mode, so it's cool I guess.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on May-12-2015 16:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Oh I wasn't arguing. God I wish I could post a picture of our neighbour's eldest son, lol.


What is stopping you? He could be the next pie guy.


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-12-2015 16:39:

Hahah, nah I can't. But I guarantee whatever image you could conjure up of LBH, he looks just like it. Even brings his Asian wife home every summer and their 3 or 4 kids, and takes over the house.


Posted by on May-12-2015 16:53:

Jay what makes you any different from these other frogs?


Posted by Heaviside on May-12-2015 16:58:

Who is Nou? And, excuse me for asking, but ... Who you?

💪🏿

#strong&black


Posted by on May-12-2015 17:02:

He's a long story with a sad ending.


Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on May-12-2015 17:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Hahah, nah I can't. But I guarantee whatever image you could conjure up of LBH, he looks just like it. Even brings his Asian wife home every summer and their 3 or 4 kids, and takes over the house.


What is wrong about visiting home with family...fill me in on what I am missing?

He's fat? His wife is too young? They shit in the pool? Need to know as to not break protocol.

I'll have to pretend to be poor when I go home?


Posted by Guest on May-12-2015 17:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
exactly. I figure this league is ran by the MLS if i can make enough noise maybe maybe I will be put on the TFC practice team and get paid to play.

If my dreams come true they will put me in against a friendly game against real madrid and I will have a chance to end CR7's Career with an illegal tackle to the back of the knee


Dno why I thought of you when I saw this but lol


Posted by OrangestO on May-12-2015 22:31:

I've noticed DJRYAN changes his birthday often so he appears at the top of the forum page, lol.

What a nouser!


Posted by Lira on May-12-2015 23:38:

OH NOES, LOSERS BACK HOME ARE TRYING THEIR LUCK ABROAD SPREADING THE LOSERDOM!!!


Posted by Lagrangian on May-13-2015 00:57:

I am not kidding, this English guy behind me (I'm at Starbucks with an encrypted HotSpot) is so Pedantic. He is apparently visiting from England, having coffee with her Granddaughter and her Fiancee. The man told her granddaughter, "You Should be proud to be English" [Out loud mind you!!!], "Did you know that the Sun never Sets in the British Empire[?]". The granddaughter who is probably no smarter than Honey Boo Boo just bursts out laughing. She looks like a young Chelsea Clinton. The man spewed, "We sent America all the Criminals", and the two dickheads interrupted him to correct the old geezer, "That was Australia!"

I AM NOT KIDDING, I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. Now he's on, and on about ... The Beatles. Really? The Beatles?

It seems like it's a perfect day to continue British bashing in all its glory. I, am not proud to be of English Heritage. I am proud to be A Patriot. Not proud, but ashamed to be English really.

I called the Bottom of the Pound.



Posted by Lagrangian on May-14-2015 08:51:

I really love what I do.

while you were sleeping, we were building bases on the moon, quantum computers, and stardrives.


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-15-2015 20:22:

Oh boy, I got a Nexus card today! Next travel document goal: Hungarian passport.


Posted by Lira on May-16-2015 03:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Next travel document goal: Hungarian passport.

Hah, I'm doing my very same thing. My family suddenly decided we're all going back to our roots and getting Italian citizenships.

You're talking about dual citizenships here, right?


Posted by Silky Johnson on May-16-2015 05:00:

Yeap. Hard to find info in English though. I know I have all the necessary documents.


Posted by planetaryplayer on May-16-2015 06:24:

for my eu passport they made me get my birth certificate. i showed them mine and they needed some big thing i never heard of and my mom hooked it up. she never told me where she got it or what it was but mine expired so i got to get that soon. i think its the actual document


Posted by on May-16-2015 11:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

You're talking about dual citizenships here, right?

I thought she was becoming a vampire or going on a diet.


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