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Originally posted by OrangestO I don't even take medicine or see a doctor when I'm sick. My body fights and I wait patiently. It works. So... YOU RELAX.

Yeah, same here


OK THEN, I'll relax

Jesus. I went on a date tonight with this black girl. Hot as hell. I have never dated a black girl in my life and I dig her a lot. I really don't know how im going to explain this to my family when i bring her home. My immediate family wont care but some of my old school wop uncles may be like . im getting a head of myself though. I only took her out once.

Anyways what i noticed today when i brought her out was that i bridged a gap. I was dancing with her and everyone was starring. White dudes were very apologetic to me if they bumped into me. some even came up to me and sauid "nice catch". The black guys in the club, they on a regular night wouldnt even look at me unless it was to kiss their teeth because i was getting a free drink, but today they were giving me bumps as i walked through the crowd. if i stepped on a shoe and I apologized theyd be like oh bro np man dont stress it.



its a total different world when you got a hot black girl draped around you. White girls think you're a saint, white boys think youre the man and black guys let their defences down and treat you like one of them.


very weird...very

riveting observations

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy Jesus. I went on a date tonight with this black girl. Hot as hell. I have never dated a black girl in my life and I dig her a lot. I really don't know how im going to explain this to my family when i bring her home. My immediate family wont care but some of my old school wop uncles may be like . im getting a head of myself though. I only took her out once. Anyways what i noticed today when i brought her out was that i bridged a gap. I was dancing with her and everyone was starring. White dudes were very apologetic to me if they bumped into me. some even came up to me and sauid "nice catch". The black guys in the club, they on a regular night wouldnt even look at me unless it was to kiss their teeth because i was getting a free drink, but today they were giving me bumps as i walked through the crowd. if i stepped on a shoe and I apologized theyd be like oh bro np man dont stress it. its a total different world when you got a hot black girl draped around you. White girls think you're a saint, white boys think youre the man and black guys let their defences down and treat you like one of them. very weird...very

You sound like the typical white cornball that would say something like this after going out with a black chick.

I was banging this black chick for a like 6 weeks sometime last year. she was 3 or 4 years older than me. i sort of know what you're talking about vivid

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Originally posted by OrangestO You sound like the typical white cornball that would say something like this after going out with a black chick.

honestly man I didnt even know this racial barrier existed in modern day society. I shit you not. To me in my eyes there was no such thing as racism anymore. TI shit you not no matter how corny it sounds.

I hate to say "I have many ____insert race here___ friends here"

but the truth is I don't. I have an assortment of friends, some spanish, some south american, eastern european, Italian, Portuguese, Greek, asian etc. but I have very limited black, indian, and arabic friends.

not that I have anything against them or I'm not friendly to them but culturally we have very little in common so although we are pleasant with each other, We don't have a foundation to build an actual friendship off of. I see these people out and its all fun times and smiles but It's not like these different cultural acquaintances and I phone each other to do something on the weekend.

That being said I was never aware of any racial tension. truthfully there isnt one. its soooo under the carpet that its hard to even notice its there. However, bringing this beautiful girl out last night revealed there was. it was these subtle differences in the way people treated me that really made it aware to me. Had I been trashed I probably wouldn't have even noticed.

I exaggerated a little in my first post to get my idea across but those things did happen. I didn't notice until I dropped her off and thought back through the night. This girl is one of the nicest, down to earth, beautiful girls I've taken out in a while. She was a ton of fun. I can't wait to take her out again.

Subtle odor differences

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy honestly man I didnt even know this racial barrier existed in modern day society. I shit you not. To me in my eyes there was no such thing as racism anymore. TI shit you not no matter how corny it sounds. I hate to say "I have many ____insert race here___ friends here" but the truth is I don't. I have an assortment of friends, some spanish, some south american, eastern european, Italian, Portuguese, Greek, asian etc. but I have very limited black, indian, and arabic friends. not that I have anything against them or I'm not friendly to them but culturally we have very little in common so although we are pleasant with each other, We don't have a foundation to build an actual friendship off of. I see these people out and its all fun times and smiles but It's not like these different cultural acquaintances and I phone each other to do something on the weekend. That being said I was never aware of any racial tension. truthfully there isnt one. its soooo under the carpet that its hard to even notice its there. However, bringing this beautiful girl out last night revealed there was. it was these subtle differences in the way people treated me that really made it aware to me. Had I been trashed I probably wouldn't have even noticed. I exaggerated a little in my first post to get my idea across but those things did happen. I didn't notice until I dropped her off and thought back through the night. This girl is one of the nicest, down to earth, beautiful girls I've taken out in a while. She was a ton of fun. I can't wait to take her out again.

What would Sonny do? Give her the Mario test bro.

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Originally posted by Dj Skez

Where the hell is Nou??

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Where the hell is Nou??

On a break.

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Originally posted by Lira On a break.

I actually miss him around here, lol.

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I feel for this guy. I know just how he feels. I used to be a homosexual. I am not now. I used to walk around looking at penises and every once in a while just plopping one in my mouth. It became a slippery slope. I tried all the cures: shooting guns, big trucks, animal tracking. None of it worked. That was until I got the Gay Patch. The Gay Patch is something you wear on your arm, just like the nicotine patch. It releases some gayness into your blood throughout the day, but over time decreases the amount you get. Before I knew it, I did not even need the patch anymore. I have not sucked on nor rubbed a penis in 187 days. I am cured. Today, I love the sweet smell of the vagina, something that made me nauseous before. I bought a Dodge Ram, which has a Hemi of course, and I just killed my first deer. It was fantastic. I watched a sporting even the other day, and wow, they are such fun. So, for a good secular way to cure yourself of homosexuality, try the Gay Patch. If it works for me, it could work for you! I have to go, me and my bros are going to go to Dave & Busters and then the strip club. Yay, pussy!

-MAURYCOMPSON!!!

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I actually miss him around here, lol.

He should be back next month, under the moniker of Excelente.

Lol, really?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On MAURYCOMPSON!!!

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I tried all the cures: shooting guns, big trucks, animal tracking. None of it worked.

Well I was drunk last night... No one really wants to admit that they did this as it's fucking retarded but ya...

Some buddies and I bought chips on our way back to my place and I ate a few Jalapeno chips then went to take a piss and some chip crumbs touched my penis somehow and then my dick burned for a few hours.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I actually miss him around here, lol.

Oh if you miss you can always come see him at the FB group where he is just being the loveliest person.

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Originally posted by Alex Well I was drunk last night... No one really wants to admit that they did this as it's fucking retarded but ya... Some buddies and I bought chips on our way back to my place and I ate a few Jalapeno chips then went to take a piss and some chip crumbs touched my penis somehow and then my dick burned for a few hours.

You pussy! I forgot to wash my hands after cutting up fresh habaneros, and then jumped into the shower. I have never felt assburning like that in my life.

Also, if you eat loads of (ghost) chillis, as I do, your cum will burn. Like fire.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee3c/

!!!

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Originally posted by itsamemario Oh if you miss you can always come see him at the FB group where he is just being the loveliest person.

Lol, no thanks.

What a week.

On Monday I got my degree in the mail, a few hours later I found out that I'm going to be a father.

Today I went in for two interviews and left with two jobs, one of which includes being an editor/writer for a book publisher. I'm quite proud of this accomplishment being that my resume didn't stack up against the other candidates, according to the employer.

The quality of my published stories/articles/work is what won it for me—awesome!

No more drinking for me, either.

Whew.

Holy shit dude. Well hell, congrats on a bunch of things then!

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