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Posted by whitesmoke on Apr-09-2003 16:41:

US gov't at its finest

http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/

Posted by Tranc3 on Apr-10-2003 03:23:

OMG this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time

Posted by P�Re-Energy on Apr-10-2003 04:17:

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit

ahhaahhahhh thats so funny. same with the vin diesel one!

Posted by zzleeper on Apr-12-2003 21:08:

too good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

damn those are pure genious!!

Posted by bomberMAN on Apr-13-2003 00:59:

dat shit was funny. I like these 2 the most:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

&

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.

that lastone is GOLDEDN i love that shit...

Posted by brainfried on Apr-13-2003 11:27:

Haha

This is really a classic. Seen it before but im still laughing my ass off.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

Posted by Renegade on Apr-13-2003 15:32:

These were originally created on an freethought forum I'm a member of, but the idea spread really quickly. This is the complete list (there's a lot of em):

http://www.geocities.com/thefirethread

This is the thread that started it all (though it had to be trimmed back due to lack of server space and increased traffic):

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread....&threadid=46223

Hilarious.

Posted by J.L. on Apr-14-2003 03:48:

posted about a month ago... i made some up myself

If you see a Nuclear Explosion, drive in the direction of the blast.

Please check to make sure you're car's handbrake to see if it needs viagra to function properly.

Avoid using bridges, electricity, and signs.

Always wash your hands before using the telephone. Remember, SARS can be transmitted over the phone so always keep your hands clean before talking to anyone.

Posted by BacardiMan on Apr-14-2003 21:58:

I like this one:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Posted by Paula on Apr-18-2003 00:54:

quote:
Originally posted by BacardiMan
I like this one:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Yeah, that's the best one. It's probably what Bush would do....stupid tool. HOW can we have a president that NO ONE really respects!? He cant SPEAK ! i understand he's a southerner, but still. He was a president's son, which means he could have turned his tiny little brain into something useful all those years in the BEST schools...what really bugs me is how he says "nuclear"
he doesnt say "noo-clee-ar" like normal people...he says
"noo-Q-ler" , TOOL!

~~Paula~~

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Apr-18-2003 09:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Paula
what really bugs me is how he says "nuclear"
he doesnt say "noo-clee-ar" like normal people...he says
"noo-Q-ler" , TOOL!

~~Paula~~

lol
and that's why he's such a crappy president

Posted by StaticFive on Apr-20-2003 09:35:

quote:
Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
lol
and that's why he's such a crappy president

fo serious

Posted by rory21 on Apr-20-2003 10:31:

lol classic

Posted by cviper on Apr-20-2003 11:37:

damn funny.. this one is the best so far

After consuming bean burritos, you can avoid the worst of the odors by crawling on the floor

Thanks to whoever posted the geocities link!

Posted by N|te-L|fe on May-06-2003 13:55:

OMFG!!! sorry for drudging up old topics but this is farkin hilarious and worth seeing for anyone who missed it!!!

I swear I haven't laughted like this in a long time

Posted by HardKiller on May-06-2003 14:57:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Posted by noikeee on May-20-2003 12:24:

LMAO I can't see the full page here at a public computer, laughing like a fuckin retard

Posted by St�phanie on May-20-2003 16:07:

quote:
Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away