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Posted by arj1o1 on Apr-10-2003 10:32:

Biker gets new penis from arm muscle

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Biker gets new penis from arm muscle

A biker from Berlin whose penis was ripped off in a freak motorcycling accident has had a new one made from a muscle in his arm.

Michael Gruber's penis was ripped off by the petrol tank of his 900cc Honda when it crashed into a tree.

The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend.

He said: "I flew out of the curve and smashed against a tree. I was squashed between the tank and the seat. The tank was ripped off, and with it my penis.

"It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and then I don't remember any more because I passed out."

He added: "The doctors made me a new penis from the muscle tissue in my lower left arm."

Surgeons connected a tube inside the muscle to his bladder so he can urinate properly. He is also able to get an erection.

"I feel like a real man again," Mr Gruber told the German TV documentary programme, Blitz.

Story filed: 15:38 Wednesday 25th July 2001

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_359838.html

Posted by Apoptosis on Apr-10-2003 11:38:

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The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend.

................

He is also able to get an erection.

HOW???????????????????? There's no swelling tissue in arm muscle! (maybe he can just flex his new dick-muscle and it will just stand?? ) And what about the 'helmet', how can you stimulate it so that it will get hard??

Posted by DJPrototypeX on Apr-10-2003 11:42:

damn

Posted by BeatFreak on Apr-10-2003 12:25:

He must now have one ugly penis.

Posted by Lira on Apr-10-2003 13:52:

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Originally posted by BeatFreak
He must now have one ugly penis.

We all do

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Apr-10-2003 13:59:

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Originally posted by Maaz
We all do

speak for yourself...... mines a work of art ........ picasso unfortunately

Posted by victor on Apr-10-2003 16:54:

lollllllllllllllll

Posted by Tranc3 on Apr-10-2003 16:57:

Erm...hrmm...

Every day I go on the internet my perspective of humanity gets a little more fucked up

Posted by Shudder on Apr-10-2003 18:04:

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

Posted by Munken on Apr-10-2003 18:42:

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Originally posted by Shudder
WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i can't speak for everyone, but i usually come to porn

Posted by Mirv0 on Apr-10-2003 21:32:

Posted by Santino on Apr-10-2003 22:17:

WOW WILD STUFF

Posted by malek on Apr-11-2003 00:37:

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"It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and then I don't remember any more because I passed out."

ROFL

Posted by Abscond on Apr-11-2003 00:55:

I still can't understand how they made everything function properly?

Posted by KandyKid_420 on Apr-11-2003 01:42:

Oh god, His dick.... How did he piss in the time between when his accident happened and when he got his new dick??? ....

Posted by RedLunatik on Apr-11-2003 02:11:

if taht happened to me
i'd one to built a huge dick maybe use both arms and leg muscle

Posted by Abscond on Apr-11-2003 02:35:

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Originally posted by KandyKid_420
Oh god, His dick.... How did he piss in the time between when his accident happened and when he got his new dick??? ....

My guess is that he pissed like a girl... in a lot of pain.

Posted by Cracka-X on Apr-11-2003 06:03:

GOOD FOR THAT MAN, HE GOT HIS PENIS BACK!!!

Posted by Jocker on Apr-11-2003 13:54:

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Originally posted by RedLunatik
if taht happened to me
i'd one to built a huge dick maybe use both arms and leg muscle

i don't think your girl'd like it

Posted by Rhythm on Apr-11-2003 15:07:

that must have been traumatizing!!

Posted by icedale on Apr-11-2003 15:19:

ewwwwwwww
Quite an ugly situation
dammit, I just ate

Posted by deejay2002 on Apr-11-2003 15:33:

hahahah this is one funny ass story!!!

Posted by Trickle on Apr-11-2003 17:21:

That's some funny stuff.

Posted by brainfried on Apr-13-2003 11:17:

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Originally posted by Tranc3
Erm...hrmm...

Every day I go on the internet my perspective of humanity gets a little more fucked up

Agreed

Posted by arj1o1 on Apr-13-2003 16:01:

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Originally posted by brainfried
Agreed

trying to increase ur postcount you almost replied to every thread

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