From the Humor newsgroups: The Information Minister

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Posted by occrider on Apr-15-2003 05:48:

From the Humor newsgroups: The Information Minister

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=100663

In case you didn't catch this ... he's definetely my hero and the site even got mentioned on cnn

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/intern...e.ap/index.html

My personel favorite:

"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

and this one:

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

Posted by dEsidEL on Apr-15-2003 08:13:

"There are no trance fans on tranceaddicts! None! I will show you... in ONE HOUR!!"

Posted by DrUg_Tit0 on Apr-15-2003 12:17:

I just love that guy. Reminds me of Serbian "imminent victory" against the NATO forces

Posted by brainfried on Apr-15-2003 13:42:

I really love this guy! Good sense of humor and balls the size of a donkeys!

Posted by robstar on Apr-16-2003 00:39:

Yeah, He's funny!

Havn't seen him latly though...
Is he still alive?

Posted by robstar on Apr-16-2003 00:46:

I like these quotes:

"Called Americans and Brits "Tarateer"� In Iraqi slang, Tartoor means a guy full of farts (hot air)"

"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

"They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."

"Who is this dog Franks in Qatar?"

"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."

Posted by JudgeJulez on Apr-16-2003 01:16:

"I speak better English than this villain Bush"

PRICELESS

Posted by occrider on Apr-16-2003 02:49:

Q: How many Al-Sahaf's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There is no need to change the lightbulb. It glows brilliantly, basking in the power of the wholly intact and fully functional local power station. The room is not dark, and there is no bruise on your knee from the furniture you didn't walk into - Allah be Praised!
-- Mike Alexander