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Posted by Cracka-X on Apr-16-2003 04:20:

Be Cool! Viagra Headaches

I was goin through my vitamins and noticed I had 4 pops of viagra from my g/f's dad, who has them all over the fucking place in his house. SOooo, a very rare occasion where I couldn't get hard occured and my girl dashed to the medicine cabinet to get the viagra. So she gave me 2, but I remembered some1 saying only to take half cuz, so I took one jus in case. Chillin in her bed then dry sex then my cock gets extraordinarily hard. AN UNBELIEVABLE HARDNESS THAT HAS NEVER EVER OCCURED IN ALL MY ADOLESCENT LIFE OF BEING ABLE TO GET HARD. So it's time to stick it in. IT FUCKING HURTS TO STICK MY SHIT IN!!! So then I think, hrmmmm WETNESS!!! The fan was on the whole time and she was getting dry SOOOOO I COULDN'T LET THIS OBSTACLE SPOIL OUR NIGHT. The tongue got busy then we got down to it, and DAMN!!! I'm not gonna go into detail, b/c of bitching, so I'm just going to pass those with this *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex*
ALRIGHT, so now it's time for nut discharge. I cum and right after I cum, I get this unbelievable pain in my forehead. Like a forehead headache, but it was a terrible headache GOD DAMN. God damn, and to think if I took 2 I'd prolly be crying it was so bad. So my girl got some aspirin and then the headache subsided. We had sex 3 more times with Viagra but those times I only took half a pill and aspirin at the same time. The headache was still there but DRASTICALLY DECREASED from what the first headache was of.


Posted by beema on Apr-16-2003 04:44:

I nominate you for Most Annoying Dickwipe TA


Posted by tranceman78 on Apr-16-2003 04:46:

Do you have any stories that don't involve stupid sex tricks?


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-16-2003 04:50:

Re: Viagra Headaches

oh dear god. did you not learn anything from the "period sex"? do you not have friends, or even any other strangers besides us that ou can tell this to? i literally feel the insides of my throat touch when i read your vile stories. how old are you too? do you think taking viagra and fucking bloody holes and most of all- TELLING us about it is mature?

people may say that this is new, fun material, but no. its gross.


Posted by beema on Apr-16-2003 04:52:

how much you wanna bet this kid is some 12-year-old super-virgin ultra-geek with no life who just sits around inventing these stories cause he think it's cool & funny and he is a goddamn attention WHORE!!!!!!!!
your threads are obnoxious and gross, and the only reason people reply to them is cause they think you are a complete twat.


Posted by tranceman78 on Apr-16-2003 04:55:

yeah, i'd say he's either 12, or in college. either way both age groups have the same mentality.


Posted by L0newo1F on Apr-16-2003 04:59:

Re: Viagra Headaches

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I was goin through my vitamins and noticed I had 4 pops of viagra from my g/f's dad, who has them all over the fucking place in his house. SOooo, a very rare occasion where I couldn't get hard occured and my girl dashed to the medicine cabinet to get the viagra. So she gave me 2, but I remembered some1 saying only to take half cuz, so I took one jus in case. Chillin in her bed then dry sex then my cock gets extraordinarily hard. AN UNBELIEVABLE HARDNESS THAT HAS NEVER EVER OCCURED IN ALL MY ADOLESCENT LIFE OF BEING ABLE TO GET HARD. So it's time to stick it in. IT FUCKING HURTS TO STICK MY SHIT IN!!! So then I think, hrmmmm WETNESS!!! The fan was on the whole time and she was getting dry SOOOOO I COULDN'T LET THIS OBSTACLE SPOIL OUR NIGHT. The tongue got busy then we got down to it, and DAMN!!! I'm not gonna go into detail, b/c of bitching, so I'm just going to pass those with this *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex*
ALRIGHT, so now it's time for nut discharge. I cum and right after I cum, I get this unbelievable pain in my forehead. Like a forehead headache, but it was a terrible headache GOD DAMN. God damn, and to think if I took 2 I'd prolly be crying it was so bad. So my girl got some aspirin and then the headache subsided. We had sex 3 more times with Viagra but those times I only took half a pill and aspirin at the same time. The headache was still there but DRASTICALLY DECREASED from what the first headache was of.




Posted by tranceman78 on Apr-16-2003 05:04:

Re: Re: Viagra Headaches

quote:
Originally posted by L0newo1F


rofl


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-16-2003 05:05:

Re: Viagra Headaches

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I'm not gonna go into detail,



uhhh you're not?


Posted by Cracka-X on Apr-16-2003 05:09:

quote:
Originally posted by tranceman78
Do you have any stories that don't involve stupid sex tricks?


I do, but seeing the viagra reminded me of it. I figure if anyone ever considers taking viagra that they take some aspirin.


Posted by Cracka-X on Apr-16-2003 05:11:

quote:
Originally posted by beema
how much you wanna bet this kid is some 12-year-old super-virgin ultra-geek with no life who just sits around inventing these stories cause he think it's cool & funny and he is a goddamn attention WHORE!!!!!!!!
your threads are obnoxious and gross, and the only reason people reply to them is cause they think you are a complete twat.


Way to go, you hit it.


Posted by beema on Apr-16-2003 05:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I do, but seeing the viagra reminded me of it. I figure if anyone ever considers taking viagra that they take some aspirin.


anyone who takes viagra that doesn't need it for the purpose it was intended for is a fucking moron and deserves whatever consequences it has.
unless Cracka-X is really an 85 year old man
lol
that could explain a lot

Edit: And if you aren't an 85 year old man, and you are between the ages of 15 and 30, and you are taking it....YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC YOU LIMP-DICK BITCH!


Posted by Micheline on Apr-16-2003 05:11:

leace the guy alone. he want your help and you are making fun of him. dont be dickheads.
i am just wondering do you cum more when you take viagra?


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-16-2003 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I do, but seeing the viagra reminded me of it. I figure if anyone ever considers taking viagra that they take some aspirin.



for ffs we're not 90


Posted by Micheline on Apr-16-2003 05:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I do, but seeing the viagra reminded me of it. I figure if anyone ever considers taking viagra that they take some aspirin.


thanks for telling us. you are a nice guy.


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-16-2003 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Micheline
leace the guy alone. he want your help and you are making fun of him. dont be dickheads.
i am just wondering do you cum more when you take viagra?



what did he want out help with? i think everyone knows 11 year olds shouldnt take viagra..


Posted by beema on Apr-16-2003 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by trancEyes22
what did he want out help with? i think everyone knows 11 year olds shouldnt take viagra..


rofl


Posted by tranceman78 on Apr-16-2003 05:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Micheline
leace the guy alone. he want your help and you are making fun of him. dont be dickheads.
i am just wondering do you cum more when you take viagra?


he's stupid for taking it in the first place, and no you don't cum more with viagra. the only thing viagra does is trap blood inside the penis, so that limp dicked 80 year olds can get it up. it doesn't increase sexual stimulation or have any positive effects beyond what i said.

oh, and if you are 90 years old i hope you aren't taking heart medication along side it.


Posted by Micheline on Apr-16-2003 05:35:

then what can make you cum more?


Posted by tranceman78 on Apr-16-2003 05:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Micheline
then what can make you cum more?


not masturbating 100 times a day for starters.


Posted by beema on Apr-16-2003 05:38:

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...threadid=101721


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-16-2003 05:41:

lol at that poll


Posted by Cracka-X on Apr-16-2003 05:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Micheline
leace the guy alone. he want your help and you are making fun of him. dont be dickheads.
i am just wondering do you cum more when you take viagra?


I did

quote:
thanks for telling us. you are a nice guy.

hahahaha, yea i try to be.


And for the lunes:
It's funny how I post something that seems like not a big deal and you jerkovs make it go as long as 12 pages. Throw your insults at me cuz they're funny. I'm just telling you a night of my life. If you don't like it then STOP YOU'RE BITCHING. If any of you play sports, I bet you suck ass at them b/c all you do is whine.

But this is a message board and there is freedom of speech so unless one you is god's gift to the the ideology of the ideal msg board user as well as apart of www.hitlerscocksuckingbanditskewlmsgboard.org then I'll understand you're bitching but if not, then go take the sand out of your vag cuz you're bitchin n whining too much.


Posted by trancEyes22 on Apr-16-2003 05:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I did


hahahaha, yea i try to be.


And for the lunes:
It's funny how I post something that seems like not a big deal and you jerkovs make it go as long as 12 pages. Throw your insults at me cuz they're funny. I'm just telling you a night of my life. If you don't like it then STOP YOU'RE BITCHING. If any of you play sports, I bet you suck ass at them b/c all you do is whine.

But this is a message board and there is freedom of speech so unless one you is god's gift to the the ideology of the ideal msg board user as well as apart of www.hitlerscocksuckingbanditskewlmsgboard.org then I'll understand you're bitching but if not, then go take the sand out of your vag cuz you're bitchin n whining.




mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bitching is FUN! lets start a we love to bitch alliance


Posted by beema on Apr-16-2003 05:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Cracka-X
I did


hahahaha, yea i try to be.


And for the lunes:
It's funny how I post something that seems like not a big deal and you jerkovs make it go as long as 12 pages. Throw your insults at me cuz they're funny. I'm just telling you a night of my life. If you don't like it then STOP YOU'RE BITCHING. If any of you play sports, I bet you suck ass at them b/c all you do is whine.

But this is a message board and there is freedom of speech so unless one you is god's gift to the the ideology of the ideal msg board user as well as apart of www.hitlerscocksuckingbanditskewlmsgboard.org then I'll understand you're bitching but if not, then go take the sand out of your vag cuz you're bitchin n whining too much.



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