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Posted by DJ_D|ABL0_ on Apr-17-2003 23:41:

Information Minister Quote Poll

Which is the best quote?

[EDIT] THE HALF QUOTE SHOULD READ:

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."

[/EDIT]

Posted by [mart] on Apr-17-2003 23:50:

Out of those, my favourite would be:
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."

But my favourite favourite one is missing from the poll and is "Our initial assessment is that they will all die." Good assessment!

Posted by Az on Apr-18-2003 00:00:

he's my hero

Posted by jon on Apr-18-2003 00:08:

this guy should get his own tv show, this guy is the funniest person of 2003 "there are no tanks in baghdad" reporter says "what about the tanks across the river" infomation guy"i can not see them so they are not there"

as az said hes my hero to

Posted by DJ_D|ABL0_ on Apr-18-2003 14:37:

I love it when he runs outta words and repeats his exact previous comment

Posted by vito on Apr-18-2003 16:26:

voted for "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"

thats right, they went and killed? loads of soldiers from another country to pretend they killed iraqis

quote:
"there are no tanks in baghdad" reporter says "what about the tanks across the river" infomation guy"i can not see them so they are not there"

these must sound even funier than they look

Posted by occrider on Apr-18-2003 17:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Az
he's my hero

NO He's MY hero!!!

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

Yea!!! Get those shovels!!!

Long live sahaf!!! (although he might have committed suicide )

Posted by occrider on Apr-18-2003 17:36:

Al-Sahaf on shock and awe:

"The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail."

"The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way."

Posted by Neo nEro on Apr-18-2003 17:52:

"We will kill them all........most of them."

that has to be the best one.

I think that he did commit suicide

Posted by noikeee on Apr-18-2003 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by jonsimmonds
this guy should get his own tv show, this guy is the funniest person of 2003

word.

did he actually say all those quotes? insane. or are all those made up?

Posted by jon on Apr-18-2003 21:34:

yup he said it all, when i woke up in the mornings he was usually making his daily statement, it started my day with a smile! its just a shame these things where said in war otherwise he should get some award for comedian of the year!

Posted by [mart] on Apr-18-2003 21:34:

Those quotes are 100% real! He appeared on TV daily.

Posted by Turbotrance on Apr-18-2003 22:28:

Class Topic

Its all good, I mean there all good

My Fav is
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis

Check him out at http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

Turbotrance

Posted by MD-LongPlay on May-05-2003 17:53:

"We secured the whooooole place!"
(strikes arm while saying 'whole')

ROTFLMAO!

Posted by JohnSmith on May-05-2003 19:47:

I like: "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

the dramatic pause does it for me.

one thing i should note: "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"

he is probably referring to the fact that america brought in iraqi expatriates, to fill the square with people for a photo shoot.

http://www.scoop.co.nz/mason/stories/HL0304/S00117.htm

and in fact, they were not even able to get sufficient numbers, so one newspaper resorted to doctoring photos.

http://www.thememoryhole.org/media/...ndard-crowd.htm

Posted by Coup on May-05-2003 21:18:

See, even when there is a decent poll, no1 uses polls!

Posted by Fundamental on May-07-2003 15:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Coup
See, even when there is a decent poll, no1 uses polls!

hahaha...

"Blair...is accusing us of executing British soldiers. We want to tell him that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured."

Good quote there, but I voted for this...

"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

hahaha

Posted by Izzy on May-07-2003 17:46:

see i knew it, if he didnt want to bank on his world wide fame someone else would...

'Comical Ali' makes musical debut
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europ...ahaf/index.html

Posted by JohnSmith on May-07-2003 18:23:

bahah!! i want that track, it's actually sounds pretty good, you can play it from the CNN webpage.

Posted by trancEyes22 on May-07-2003 18:25:

bwahahaha "bullets and shoes" oh lordy...

Posted by hangover on May-10-2003 14:18:

quote:
Originally posted by jonsimmonds
"there are no tanks in baghdad" reporter says "what about the tanks across the river" infomation guy"i can not see them so they are not there"

rofl!!

Posted by Rombert on May-18-2003 21:51:

This one is the best I think. How ironic...

"Lying is forbidden in Iraq. President Saddam Hussein will tolerate nothing but truthfulness as he is a man of great honor and integrity. Everyone is encouraged to speak freely of the truths evidenced in their eyes and hearts."