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Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:04:

One upon a time....

Once upon a time there was a monster called Shackdamn. He had a temple in Imac, where he killed and raped all the people who didn't gave him money.

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:06:

Our friend Shackdamn was unlucky as his face looked like a Pitbull licking a nettle. Most of the people from the town said he looked like his mother.

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:09:

His mother, who dated Nuclearis, didn't like Imac at all. So she asked Nuclearis to make weapons of mass distruction. The plan was to destroy the land and move to Canada.

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:13:

However, they soon found out that Canada would not let Nuclearis, Shackdamn & his mother into the country. As big TTA would be on the case.

So the plan changed and they moved to Holland, just in time for Qontact.

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:17:

In Holland they stayed with Titsto, an evil DJ that wasn't allowed to play at Qontact. Together they worked out a plan to kill Paul van Duck, Carmint van Bluren & Flurry Costman.

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:20:

In the meantime, Shackdamn's mother decided to shave her muff and open a show called 'The Shaven, not furred show' in the Dam's Redlight District. This proved to be very sucessfull for her.

It was also reve#aled that Titsto is a smack addict and actually comes from Edinburgh, Scotland.

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:25:

In the mean while the underground resistance in Imac emerged from the caves they were hiding in. Although 99% of the country was destroyed, the cannabis was still growing. Ban Liden, their leader, rolled some joints which would give them supernatural powers. As soon as they found out the enemy was in Holland, they travelled out there.

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:29:

Travelling to Holland proved very tough and timeous for the surviving resistors. En route they met many packets of resistance from Shackdamn's own force. By the time of reaching there were only but a few, many lives had been lost in this last crusade.

On a sidenote, weed has went down 1� per gram.

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:34:

Shackdamn, who was experimenting in a gay threesome, heard about the news and was furious. "Why haven't you killed all of those idiots?!?"
His mother, who was just promoted to Minister of Information, decided to appear on the big screens at Qontact: "My son is very angry. Stop these rebels from Imac or Titsto in Concert will be cancelled!"

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:38:

Many many many ppl were pleased at the fact the Titso Live in Conecrt may be cancelled. The streets filled with people, some were even using the resistors tanks from Imac to pull down huge old statues of Titso's.

In other news, Nuclearis fled to France in a bid to get away from his enemies.

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:45:

Titsto and Shacky dressed like Afghan women and started running for their lives. In Berlin they finally felt save to call Nuclearis by satelite phone. Too bad for them, King Bestbam closed the border.

Nuclearis listened to Radio Hell and heard about the tragic death of Shacky's mother. Her head was cut of by a razorsharp copy of Lethal Industry. High on acid he threw himself of the Eifel Tower.

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:49:

Which wasn't suprising as the price of acid has fallen recently. As has the price of car battery acid,, very intersting stuff.

The price of XBOX's has also come down. �128 for ne in the UK atm.

mmmmh prices

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:51:

Yeah prices. The prices are way to high!

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:53:

lucky for you however, the price of weed and acid has dropped

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 20:55:

True. But i'm more into vodka

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 20:56:

important news flash prices of vodka has now dropped in Holland

also good news for me, price of smack has went down in Scotland

yay!!!

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 21:00:

Do you like to be rude in bed?

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 21:02:

yes and sexual, fetishly sexual.

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 21:04:

What's the latest Scottish fetish?

I heard something about orgies in a Clan?

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 21:09:

The new thing up here is fetish for price fixing, some guys sgo wild for that.

on a sidenote, do you have the latest Guys Gone Wild Video?

edit: I meant Girls, honest

Posted by jp on Apr-21-2003 21:41:

Mmm I just downloaded 'Dogs go bzrk vol II'

Great K9 action

Posted by Technaut on Apr-21-2003 21:55:

thats just wrong.

Posted by jp on Apr-22-2003 18:14:

You recommended it

Posted by Tranc3 on Apr-22-2003 21:04:

Ermm....am I missing something here? Or is JP the same person as Technaut?

Posted by Lira on Apr-23-2003 02:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Tranc3
Ermm....am I missing something here? Or is JP the same person as Technaut?

It's humanly impossible

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