I can't pi$$ when there's people around

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Posted by Belgian Bonzai on May-07-2003 16:18:

I can't pi$$ when there's people around

Was just reading a thread about erection diff's.
But strange is this? Pretty shitty when you go to a bar, to the toilet & you're standing there, & nothing comes out cuz there's a guy next to you. Sux! Even when it's sooo urgent, it just won't go. The only remedy is getting drunk like ****, then anythin goes. <-- excellent excuse, isn't it...
ne1 else with this?

Posted by jp on May-07-2003 16:24:

Maybe you should try a golden shower

Posted by TranceGiant on May-07-2003 16:36:

My favourite subject..I could write books about it. Been there and done all of that years ago

At first it was like you described it but it got worse and worse until one day, when i was on a trip with my class, it reached its peak: I had to piss for 13 fucking hours but simply couldnt!! We arrived in Vienna at 10 am and I already had to piss but as I said it just didnt work. And by that I also mean going to closed toilets with no people around. The fact that it was public and that some1 could enter and break the slience (and my concentration) just wouldnt let me relax. A real paranoia..a psycho-complex Anywayz....I could indeed piss when I arrived at home..8 pm!! From there it got worse and worse as I kept thinking about it..and it reached a point at which I couldnt even piss at HOME(!) when some1 was like..loudly speaking outside or sumthing. I thought that's it...I'm fucked for life

Then I was on an Inter-rail trip for 2 weeks and the fact that i HAD to use public toilets(unless I wanted to explode after 2 days) made me break this complex.
The ultimate relief occured when I was in Berlin @LP 2002 and indeed managed to piss amongst all those 1000s of people in the Tiergarten Nothing can beat that in terms of "publicity"
I'm cured form that day on

Posted by TranceEuphoria on May-07-2003 16:40:

Re: I can't pi$$ when there's people around

quote:
Originally posted by Belgian Bonzai
Was just reading a thread about erection diff's.
But strange is this? Pretty shitty when you go to a bar, to the toilet & you're standing there, & nothing comes out cuz there's a guy next to you. Sux! Even when it's sooo urgent, it just won't go. The only remedy is getting drunk like ****, then anythin goes. <-- excellent excuse, isn't it...
ne1 else with this?

A friend of mine has exactly the same problem, he already told me it sucks. Don't care about the others just relax and think about water floating downhill (no joke - it helps sometimes).

Posted by drizzt81 on May-07-2003 17:03:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGiant
The ultimate relief occured when I was in Berlin @LP 2002 and indeed managed to piss amongst all those 1000s of people in the Tiergarten Nothing can beat that in terms of "publicity"
I'm cured form that day on

see Loveparade is the CURE.. I have no problem peeing anywhere anymore. After a ton of roadtrips to various trance events in North America, I am totally cured. I can pee anywhere anytime... no problems.

Posted by USMC_Greg on May-07-2003 17:13:

Whenever I get stage fright I just picture myself beating the shit out of anyone that interferes with me pissing. try it, it works.

Posted by TranceGiant on May-07-2003 17:21:

Just get yourself into situations where you HAVE to piss outside of the house..camping, inter-rail or just..LOVEPARADE!

Posted by 531.am on May-07-2003 17:47:

I have the same problem what do we do?!?!?!?

Posted by Lira on May-07-2003 21:11:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Cubano
I have the same problem what do we do?!?!?!?

Usually I whisper "Come out and play" by Offspring, and sometimes it works

Posted by Ajay on May-08-2003 16:16:

yep happened me a few weeks ago, i was dying for a pish on the way too godskitchen on minibus with 10 m8s, must have had about 11 piss stops, when we had our last piss stop i cudnt piss for ages even though i was dying to go, wierd eh ;/

Posted by nekholm on May-10-2003 14:40:

Yeah, it sucks, doesnt it?

I cant do it if someone stands next to me, I have to be in a personal boot to be able to do it, no matter how much I have to do it..

Posted by -CosmicFire- on May-10-2003 19:23:

it happends to me sometimez....
i hate this fucken shit ;]

i need to try to f**k and than see if something comes out ;]

Posted by noikeee on May-10-2003 19:33:

shit.. that happens to me too

Posted by -CosmicFire- on May-10-2003 19:35:

i think it happens to almost everybody isnt it??

Posted by Tiger777 on May-10-2003 19:57:

ya, fcuz it does...

But, the only cure for it is, like bonzai sayd: get drunk...

I think I must've pissed anywhere when I was drunk. Against enlighted trees, against somebody who was sleeping, in mailboxes, AND SO ON!

Posted by psilocin on May-10-2003 20:30:

haha yeah shit....got that problem too definately about the focus tho...i shall keep in mind the water flowing downhill technique eheh

Posted by Ste on May-10-2003 20:59:

Re: I can't pi$$ when there's people around

quote:
Originally posted by Belgian Bonzai
Was just reading a thread about erection diff's.
But strange is this? Pretty shitty when you go to a bar, to the toilet & you're standing there, & nothing comes out cuz there's a guy next to you. Sux! Even when it's sooo urgent, it just won't go. The only remedy is getting drunk like ****, then anythin goes. <-- excellent excuse, isn't it...
ne1 else with this?

im exactly thwe same

onyl even if im at home, go in the toiletm, then sum1 is waiting outside the door i cant piss! its fucked!

Posted by Magimaster on May-10-2003 22:11:

I've never had this problem...though sometimes it takes a good 30 seconds or so until something starts flowing...

Posted by chojin on May-10-2003 23:04:

happened to me a couple times, recently no problem. it seems to only happen in new places im unfamiliar with.