The "post a caption so we can make a film" thread

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Posted by Lira on May-10-2003 04:38:

The "post a caption so we can make a film" thread

Here's how it works

The thread starter (me, in this case) goes to http://images.google.com and looks for anything at all. Then, posts a caption (the first scene) and another person replies with another caption (which is supposed to be the following scene).

For example:

quote:
Originally posted by the thread starter

All engines on and we're late, let's go!

quote:
Originally posted by the second poster

Yarr, not if I can stop you!!!

Now carry on (and yes, I'm bored )

Posted by sash on May-10-2003 05:30:

destroy the mercedes!

Posted by J.L. on May-10-2003 05:38:

set your phasers to "hit-it"!

Posted by chojin on May-10-2003 10:42:

To owner of mercedes: "Come with me if you want to live"

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-10-2003 12:30:

quote:
Originally posted by chojin

To owner of mercedes: "Come with me if you want to live"

......in a campervan

Posted by DJ_D|ABL0_ on May-10-2003 13:54:

We will drive to the beach and get married

Posted by discitelli on May-10-2003 14:13:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_D|ABL0_
We will drive to the beach and get married

and we will invite all our friends to celebrate at the wedding, like your two gay friends, judge jules and that fat guy!

Posted by Nell on May-10-2003 15:47:

and the monkey will get so pissed at the reception it will molest the dog..

Posted by Lira on May-10-2003 15:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Nell
and the monkey will get so pissed at the reception it will molest the dog..

See kids? During your breakfast, think about what marriage is. It's just dogs, monkeys and Judge Jules trapped in van...

... is that what you want, kid?

Posted by .montecarlo. on May-10-2003 16:25:

Buh'wheat says: ahh you guys are wookin' puh nub in ahh da wong paces... wookin' puh nuuub

Posted by Lira on May-10-2003 16:34:

quote:
Originally posted by InsomnEac
Buh'wheat says: ahh you guys are wookin' puh nub in ahh da wong paces... wookin' puh nuuub

Lenin says: Nyet, you not will stop zis wedding! Zey'll marry on behalf of Mozer Russia and the Sovietsky Empire! Where is ze priest?!

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-10-2003 16:43:

meanwhile the priest was at his summer house pleasuring himself with the vaccuum cleaner again.......

Posted by Lira on May-10-2003 16:49:

rofl at the vacuum cleaner

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
meanwhile the priest was at his summer house pleasuring himself with the vaccuum cleaner again.......

If the priest is not coming, I'll celebrate this wedding with the powers I've been given as a 1337 best penguin-man. Erm... who is going to marry again?

Posted by grafal on May-10-2003 16:50:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
meanwhile the priest was at his summer house pleasuring himself with the vaccuum cleaner again.......

Thats really disrespectful man.

Posted by Anaardvark on May-10-2003 16:56:

quote:
Originally posted by grafal
Thats really disrespectful man.

Yeah Nuk!!! Thats even worse than

"I like the pope, the pope smokes dope"
SHAME ON YOU

Posted by .montecarlo. on May-10-2003 16:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Maaz
If the priest is not coming, I'll celebrate this wedding with the powers I've been given as a 1337 best penguin-man. Erm... who is going to marry again?

guy mutters "does this mean, we can... you know..."

Posted by Ian on May-10-2003 16:57:

quote:
Originally posted by grafal
Thats really disrespectful man.

oh boohoo

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-10-2003 17:00:

quote:
Originally posted by InsomnEac

guy mutters "does this mean, we can... you know..."

......openly talk about sex infront of the mother in law?

Posted by Lira on May-10-2003 17:14:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
......openly talk about sex infront of the mother in law?

*mother in law comes in*

You can not have sex just yet! I've got a secret to tell...

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-10-2003 17:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Maaz
*mother in law comes in*

You can not have sex just yet! I've got a secret to tell...

when you were younger i breast fed you from my middle breasticle,

which contains bile, and if you two were to have sex your kid will turn out strangely disfigured

Posted by LKD on May-10-2003 17:55:

and sonner or later look like this:

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-10-2003 18:01:

baring this in mind, they decided against sex and adopted a beautiful baby giraffe, that later fleed to africa and got forced into prostitution

Posted by DJ_D|ABL0_ on May-10-2003 18:17:

quote:
Originally posted by [N]�k|��[Z]
baring this in mind, they decided against sex and adopted a beautiful baby giraffe, that later fleed to africa and got forced into prostitution

They even found a place to stick up advertisement in the Serengetti. His pimp's got real business sense!

Posted by Lira on May-10-2003 18:23:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_D|ABL0_
They even found a place to stick up advertisement in the Serengetti. His pimp's got real business sense!

When postman pat saw that giraffe for sale, he ditched his cat and decided to give it a try with the giraffe...

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on May-10-2003 18:45:

yup... he was right, the giraffe made a far better bouncing castle than jess his cat.....

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