god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

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Posted by DaveSZ on May-26-2003 12:37:

god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

Since we all know that the source of lightning is an old bearded man who lives in outer space, it's rational to assume that "he" has a bone to pick with me.

What a chump.

I was on my computer yesterday listening with headphones to yahel- going up (magikal remake), when my right ear recieved a painfull shock. 5 milliseconds later this was followed by a loud thunder clap that shook my whole house more than my 10 inch subwoofer could ever dream of doing. I realized instantly what had happened. The lightning struck a source of electricity, travelled through the electrical wiring, and through my headphones. I was freaked out to say the least. I suppose I was lucky. My computer still works, and I'm not dead or in a coma. Many people die every year from talking on the phone, or taking a shower in a rainstorm. I didn't even know it was raining to be honest until I was zapped.

ON another note: Does anyone have the vinyl with yahel open your mind/going up (magikal remake) on it? That's worth more than money to me.

Oh to god(S):

NICE TRY....PANSY. It takes more than that to kill Dave. I've been through so much BS and I'm still here....

I know it was a random natural event in case you have trouble analyzing sarcsm. If I were mentally deranged with grandiose auditory/visual hallucinations (i.e. a "gifted prophet" as they might say in ancient times), I'd probably have written some commandments or something by now...

I'll make some up in a sec...err...I mean...god will elucidate them to me by means of more lightning bolts and tornados.

Posted by Fundamental on May-26-2003 12:49:

What a shocking story!

Another good reason to use surge protectors, i guess...

Posted by DaveSZ on May-26-2003 13:07:

Yes.

I have one.

It saved my life really. And my co pu ter

Posted by infinity HiGH on May-26-2003 13:25:

you better watch out. Just because god/some gods couldn't take you out this time, doesn't mean they/he/she/it will stop trying after 1 attempt

Posted by twizta on May-26-2003 15:07:

this sounds like a final destination to me...hehe..u cheated death....but death will come back and find you.....ah well..loved that movie

Posted by fastmp3 on May-26-2003 15:51:

damn it Geraldo i guess we're gonna see you more often here

Posted by DaveSZ on May-26-2003 16:21:

quote:
Originally posted by fastmp3
damn it Geraldo i guess we're gonna see you more often here

Hehe. I might bring him back again one day; When he fux up again.

Anyways, I'm not so lucky. My speakers are blown...damn. Now I have to gheto style it with my headphones plugged into the back of ol' Dell.

The speakers had two surge protectors on them. The main one that connects to the wall, and a secondary one that steps down the voltage.
I guess two wasn't enough.

quote:
Originally posted by infinity HiGH
you better watch out. Just because god/some gods couldn't take you out this time, doesn't mean they/he/she/it will stop trying after 1 attempt

Ya. It was just their first attempt. I might not have surge protectors next time.

Posted by Ajay on May-26-2003 18:47:

Same thing happened with my dad a few weeks ago but he was talking on the phone :/

Posted by Trancewave on May-27-2003 00:07:

can you really die taking a shower during a rainstorm? Damn! I'd never thought about that.

Gonna think twice about taking a shower when it's pouring from now on.

Posted by Tranc3 on May-27-2003 01:32:

Re: god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Oh to god(S):

NICE TRY....PANSY. It takes more than that to kill Dave. I've been through so much BS and I'm still here....

ROFL!

of course, assuming your sarcasm really WAS on the dot and God really IS trying to kill you, calling him/her/it a pansy isn't axactly the smartest thing.....oh well

Posted by J.L. on May-27-2003 02:32:

If God exists there is no way he could have attempted to kill you and failed. There is no such thing as a God without omnipotent powers. God either exists or doesn't.

If God doesn't exist then it was just some sort of fluke occurence and you were lucky to be alive.

Either way...

Posted by DaveSZ on May-27-2003 04:03:

quote:
Originally posted by kewlness
If God exists there is no way he could have attempted to kill you and failed. There is no such thing as a God without omnipotent powers. God either exists or doesn't.

If God doesn't exist then it was just some sort of fluke occurence and you were lucky to be alive.

Either way...

I still think he/she/it fudged it.

Posted by occrider on May-27-2003 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
I still think he/she/it fudged it.

Maybe it was just a warning to you to not piss him/she/it off anymore ... in which case you're screwed

Posted by igottaknow on May-27-2003 04:20:

were u masterbating when it happened?

Posted by DaveSZ on May-27-2003 04:26:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
were u masterbating when it happened?

Bahahaha. No. You must be catholic though.

Anyways, I was listening to yahel going up (magikal remake) which is even more pleasurable.

Oh, and does god really read message boards?

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on May-27-2003 06:57:

was round my friends house when lightening struck once. His tv exploded and completey blew away from the wall and across his bedroom. thank fuck we were playing darts at the time or we wouldve been in its path. scary shit.

Posted by nic01445 on May-27-2003 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
were u masterbating when it happened?

...I was listening to yahel going up (magikal remake) which is even more pleasurable.

why not do BOTH at the SAME TIME?!?!?!

Posted by Clyde77 on May-27-2003 23:09:

Re: god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
ON another note: Does anyone have the vinyl with yahel open your mind/going up (magikal remake) on it? That's worth more than money to me.

yes, open your mind (magikal remake), going up (magikal remake) and another one i forgot which , (orginal mix)

____

good luck when u listen to that record again! something bad might hapen again. maybe its because of its worth a lot of money and she doesnt want to get out of her sleeve. hheehe..

im thinking of selling mine. how much do u think it will cost? it's mint and never played!

Posted by Tranc3 on May-27-2003 23:20:

quote:
Originally posted by DaveSaenz
Oh, and does god really read message boards?

Yes. I'm reading the boards.

Posted by LKD on May-27-2003 23:42:

*I WILL BE BACK FOR U DAVE SEANZ.....MWUAHAHAHHAHA*

Posted by DJ Charlie on May-28-2003 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee

*I WILL BE BACK FOR U DAVE SEANZ.....MWUAHAHAHHAHA*

ROFL

Posted by montie on May-28-2003 02:42:

he's just roughing you up.

he likes to play games before he actually goes in for the kill.

thats what he did to my friend frankie.

Posted by DaveSZ on May-28-2003 07:15:

Re: Re: god tried to kill me yesterday...i'm still here though!

quote:
Originally posted by Clyde77
yes, open your mind (magikal remake), going up (magikal remake) and another one i forgot which , (orginal mix)

____

good luck when u listen to that record again! something bad might hapen again. maybe its because of its worth a lot of money and she doesnt want to get out of her sleeve. hheehe..

im thinking of selling mine. how much do u think it will cost? it's mint and never played!

HI. I pmed you.

Posted by Clyde77 on May-28-2003 19:49:

waahhhh lots of PM !! so far $40. lol.

keep it or sell it?

Posted by LKD on May-28-2003 19:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Clyde77
waahhhh lots of PM !! so far $40. lol.

keep it or sell it?

have an auction

or keep it for 4 years and sell it for 200

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