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Posted by Orbax on May-26-2003 23:22:

An amusing news column

http://espn.go.com/tennis/french03/...artnersite=espn

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� As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.�
�Jacques Chirac,
president of France

� As far as France is concerned, you're right.�
�Rush Limbaugh,
radio talk show host

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Conan O'Brien wondered, "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."

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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag," David Letterman observed."

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� I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.�
�George S. Patton,
World War II general

� Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.�
�Norman Schwartzkopf,
Gulf War chief commander

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Interesting that this was an actual news article, still kind of funny, so don't get all pissy. Or do. I came to the conclusion the anger emanating from people's text causes little to no permanent damage..

Posted by Photo_bot_2k1 on May-27-2003 00:47:

Re: An amusing news column

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Conan O'Brien wondered, "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."

ROFL!

Posted by Christopher B on May-27-2003 02:31:

hehe, and people say we're the most hated country in the world.

Posted by Orbax on May-27-2003 04:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Christopher B
hehe, and people say we're the most hated country in the world.

lol seriously