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Posted by Chuck Norris on May-27-2003 15:13:

Chuck Norris- Love him or hate him?

I love the gimp, he uses the total gym to perfection and i'm definetly impressed with his "full range of motion."


Posted by Robert on May-27-2003 15:17:

loved the missing in action movies when i was younger. i like him. DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!


Posted by Chuck Norris on May-27-2003 15:19:

Too right, the MIA series is the pinnacle of movie achievements.


Posted by djSlain on May-27-2003 16:20:

didn't he lose a fight like 2 years ago?


Posted by Swamper on May-27-2003 21:13:

"Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever...

It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way


Posted by BTG on May-27-2003 21:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
"Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever...

It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way


rotflmao. that's what i used to say to my ex gf basicly. cause she pretty much forced me to watch that stupid show every day, at 4:00

and i wanted to die each time.


Posted by DR86 on May-27-2003 21:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
"Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever...

It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way



'Nuff said....Love those Total Gym info-mmercials......


Posted by Mr.Mystery on May-27-2003 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
'Nuff said....Love those Total Gym info-mmercials......


"Are you following me?"
"So what if I am?"
"Do you think you're a tough guy?"
"As tough as they come!"
"Okay... follow me."
*Chuck proceeds to show the thug Total Gym*


Posted by Kamui on May-28-2003 07:39:

chuck norris fuckin ownz i like it how he's allways killing the viet cong and shit and like comin up from behind and slitin there throat and how he's allways saving some guy who's his friend and is still being held capitive!! btw walker texas ranger is equally kick ass


Posted by Magimaster on May-28-2003 07:56:

Chuck Norris stands no chance against Billy Blanks or Jean-Claude Vandamme (who both suck as well).

IMO, he's in the lower tier of martial arts actors. All non-asian martial arts actors are. Sorry, it's just the plain 'ol facts.


Posted by mos man on May-28-2003 10:48:

my friend is a chuck addict

and his mega kick


Posted by tranced_out on May-28-2003 12:23:

Talking Re: Chuck Norris- Love him or hate him?

quote:
Originally posted by tranceboy
I love the gimp, he uses the total gym to perfection and i'm definetly impressed with his "full range of motion."



At the end of this infomercial Chuck says that he has been using Total Gym for 27 yrs and he has seen gr8 results.


Loved his movies. Hate him now.


Posted by Sirocco on May-29-2003 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Magimaster
Chuck Norris stands no chance against Billy Blanks or Jean-Claude Vandamme (who both suck as well).

IMO, he's in the lower tier of martial arts actors. All non-asian martial arts actors are. Sorry, it's just the plain 'ol facts.


wow what monoviewical stereotypical bastardi.


Posted by igottaknow on May-29-2003 04:38:

chuck norris, claud van dam, and sylvester stallone should all win oscars


Posted by XeroREVERSION on May-29-2003 05:03:

Jester

Not as bad as Van Damme, who in every movie has a clone of himself that he has to beat. Remember that movie sidekicks with Mr. Norris in it? That movie owns.

I use the total gym, works pretty good actually. At least I know I could beat Steven Seagal's ass.


Posted by Zewad on May-29-2003 05:08:

i think he's a total retard and like a C-actor (yeah,. not even an A list or even B) but the yahoo does share teh same bday with me and sharron stone,... March 10th


Posted by apostrophe on May-29-2003 06:35:

>_< Chuck, you always reminded me too much of Chucky the Doll...

but really, his movies had no real value. that's why they were masterpieces.


Posted by Magimaster on May-29-2003 07:34:

quote:
Originally posted by XeroREVERSION
I use the total gym, works pretty good actually. At least I know I could beat Steven Seagal's ass.



There you go! Another non-asian crap martial arts actor (Segal).

Actually, Segal was atleast entertaining. I was amused at his movies, especially the one where he's a retired navy seal working as a chef, and when the destroyer he's cooking on gets overtaken by terrorists he goes on a one man killing spree, all the while managing to get the aid of a stripper (wtf?!) to help him.

Quite entertaining.


Posted by Chuck Norris on Sep-23-2003 15:14:

Bump, Chuck Norris for president.


Posted by Mellow Yellow on Sep-23-2003 15:36:

HappyHappy

quote:
Originally posted by XeroREVERSION
Not as bad as Van Damme, who in every movie has a clone of himself that he has to beat. Remember that movie sidekicks with Mr. Norris in it? That movie owns.

I use the total gym, works pretty good actually. At least I know I could beat Steven Seagal's ass.



LOL, Sidekicks was on a few weekes ago, i love that movie!


Posted by Chuck Norris on Sep-23-2003 15:45:

I cried when i watched Missing In Action 1 and 2


Posted by maria111 on Sep-23-2003 16:37:

damm i hate him and specially make me mad when they play in the tv all the time his movies!!!


Posted by monoxide on Sep-23-2003 16:37:

not hate him, LAUGH at him!!! he seems to be quite pitiful... lol


Posted by DaveSZ on Sep-23-2003 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
"Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever...

It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way


I agree. My gramps used to love that show lol.


Posted by goldenarm79 on Sep-23-2003 23:29:

Does anyone remember the fight that Chuck Norris had with his good friend Bruce Lee back in 1973, in the film "The Way of the Dragon" aka. Return of the dragon (U.S.) Good fight scene and chuck in his prime, other than that, the only other movie of his that i enjoyed was "The Delta Force" LOL by the way, "BRUCE LEE OWNZ."


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