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Posted by PVD_S11DJ on Jun-05-2003 04:55:

for all you drug abusers....

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret
for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gram
of
Charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk
food, never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'"

"Twenty-six."

Posted by beema on Jun-05-2003 04:58:

wow......I haven't heard that a million times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so old

it was a great joke...the first time I heard it

Posted by PVD_S11DJ on Jun-05-2003 05:07:

sorry, I will try to get my hands on some fresher material...

Posted by D'Paul on Jun-05-2003 05:30:

Thats why Cobain, Noel, Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, and so many others have died at 27. They were crippled by their drug use by the age of 26. As an avid pot abuser, I don't think that'll be the case with me.

Posted by LuNaSeA on Jun-05-2003 06:35:

hahhahhahha WELL.......being that this is the first time i've ever heard the joke, i thought it was great... and hence one of the reasons i will never touch any drugs..

Posted by butterfly on Jun-05-2003 12:30:

hehe... and to update it with today's times, throw in a does of zoloft or prozac.

Posted by drizzt81 on Jun-05-2003 12:56:

live hard, die young... bye mom.

Posted by klingklang77 on Jun-05-2003 22:19:

quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
live hard, die young... bye mom.

^^that is a good quote^^-for those that believe in "having as much fun as possible, b/c they never know what will happen to them tommorrow"
ignorance really is NOT bliss, but moderation is.

Posted by Zewad on Jun-06-2003 04:39:

quote:
Originally posted by KLINGKLANG77
^^that is a good quote^^-for those that believe in "having as much fun as possible, b/c they never know what will happen to them tommorrow"
ignorance really is NOT bliss, but moderation is.

i agree,... and greg i love the "bye mom" at the end, moderation is key,... i did a lot of stuff all through college and my grades were never affected by them and i never failed anything so people just need to be smart about how you use certain things,... but it can get out of hand quickly,... my .02

Posted by ++ EGO ++ on Jun-06-2003 05:09:

lmao!