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Subway sandwiches make you shit?

So I've been noticing a pattern.
Every time I eat a footlong sandwich from Subway, I take a huge dump about an hour or two later. I know a couple other people that get the same thing.
Anybody else get this?

Erm... whenever you eat you shit some out of you some time later.
It's not much of a miracle, is it?

yah me too!

fucking amazing isnt it ?

OMG you guys shit after you eat food too!?
i thought i was the only one

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Erm... whenever you eat you shit some out of you some time later. It's not much of a miracle, is it?

maybe you take a shit everytime you eat, but i don't think many do.
I don't, so that is a miracle.. for me

You know, that's an interesting correlation between eating and shitting, I think you're on to something there

Seriously though, if you eat enough fiber, you shouldn't have to worry about that.

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Originally posted by puckhead maybe you take a shit everytime you eat, but i don't think many do. I don't, so that is a miracle.. for me

Yeah, you're right - only 99% of Earth's population do.

Does everyone really take a shit after every meal?
I guess i have a slow digestive system
Time to go make a poll

very funny thread...

I learned recently from the anal sex thread that too much anal could have this effect(stretches ur sphincter muscle)

So maybe if u gave up anal sex with the subway guy you'd be ok. j/k

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Originally posted by puckhead Does everyone really take a shit after every meal? I guess i have a slow digestive system Time to go make a poll

No no, of course everyone doesn't take a shit immediately after it.
It depends on your digestive system and the food you're eating.

Nope, only if you ordered it with extra laxative dressing on the side...

You have discovered the secret to the Jerry diet now.

OMFG. Once, when i came home stoned, i ate a burger, and 10 mins later, i had a really bad shit, so i took some masking tape, and put it over the lable and wrote "Spicey Shit Burgers" ;D

i love drugs.

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Originally posted by DrummeRaver86

My thoughts exactly!

Its the dressing / sauce they have. Happens when you have a salad with Italian dressing and such. Gives you smelly farts etc.

cmon now- we all know why?!

The lettuce in subway sandwiches (like all outerlayers of plants) is composed of cellulose. Essentially cellulose is indigestable and must be extracted by "taking a shit." So, everytime you eat like salad or lettuce or whatever-- it's inevitable-- you are going to take a shit sooner or later.

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Originally posted by djdust cmon now- we all know why?! The lettuce in subway sandwiches (like all outerlayers of plants) is composed of cellulose. Essentially cellulose is indigestable and must be extracted by "taking a shit." So, everytime you eat like salad or lettuce or whatever-- it's inevitable-- you are going to take a shit sooner or later.

You could simplify this statement with:

"So, everytime you eat-- it's inevitable-- you are going to take a shit sooner or later."



Actually, my hypothesis on this is that after stuffing your belly with an entire footlong sandwich, your metabolism kicks into gear to start digesting it and starts to speed the "shit cycle" along a bit.

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Originally posted by TeKnoHe@d2025 only if you ordered it with extra laxative dressing on the side.

Based on the "what goes in must come out" law.
Eat 1 foot Shit 1 foot (not sure how that translates into the metric system).

if im starving then eat like a full english

then i need a shit, but usually im just wolfing down crisps and toast, not a balanced diet, hence me being lanky

but that way i dont need a shit everyday

go for a shit like once every 2-3 days

sometimes everyday, if i got the munchies

Taking a shit is good for you man, unless you get DIARREAH all the time, which is a stomach virus symptom or something like that, but if you shit after every meal, its actually good, your digestive system is working good and getting read of the "shit" you ate in orderly fashin

"Ohh, that's a spicy meateh-ball..."

Happens everytime I do lunch at my parents...

But seriously, the digestive process can take 6-12 hours, so it's not like you're shitting what you've just ate (unless it's a liquid or jell-o).

But I do have a theory that sometimes when you eat something that your body consideres unfriendly, there are defensive mechanisms to protect you. You either throw up, or your digestion goes to "evacuate mode", so first come out some almost fully digested stuff and later comes the undigested stuff... (gross )

Cats are known to be very good at this, and it is not a simple task to poison them, cause if their stomachs detects something bad they'll just throw up.

My guess that humans also have some form of this mechanism.

ugh i cant stand walking into Blimpies or subway. Smells like dirty old man B.o.

Re: Subway sandwiches make you shit?

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Originally posted by puckhead Every time I eat a footlong sandwich from Subway, I take a huge dump about an hour or two later.

I don't get why people feel that we should know this

is the dump also a foot long?

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer is the dump also a foot long?

HAHHAHA, sorry that actually made laugh.

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