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Posted by Dj Dovla on Jun-08-2003 03:51:

Geography of woman & man

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or
Australia. She is
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful
with bushland around
the
fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or
Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to
trade especially
with countries with cash or cars.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or
Spain. Very hot,
relaxed
and convinced of its own beauty.

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or
Argentina. She
may
have been half destroyed during the war but can still
be a warm and
desirable place to visit.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or
Iraq. She lost
the
war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now
necessary.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or
Canada. Very wide,
quiet
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
frigid climate
keeps
people away.

Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England or
Mongolia. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone
knows where it
is,
but no one wants to go there.

The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe -
ruled by a dick

Posted by DarkFall01 on Jun-09-2003 23:39:

Hahaha, funnies thing I've read all day

Posted by victor on Jun-10-2003 05:11:

HAHAAHAHAHAHA

Posted by [N]�k|��[Z] on Jun-10-2003 06:48:

Re: Geography of woman & man

quote:
Originally posted by Dj Dovla

keeps
people away.

Between the ages of 60- 70 a woman is like England
. With a
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

oi! lmfao

hehe thats funny as fuck

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Jun-10-2003 07:27:

old
but hilarious!!!!!!