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Posted by brunette on Jun-08-2003 19:48:

sex study

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric on tent of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present, to the LOVE group, the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.............12 Calories
Without her consent..........2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..............8 Calories
With one hand................12 Calories
With your teeth..............485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.............6 Calories
Without an erection..........3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris..8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot....4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary...12 Calories
69 lying down................78 Calories
69 standing up...............812 Calories
Wheelbarrow..................216 Calories
Doggy Style..................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real.........................112 Calories
Fake.........................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.........18 Calories
Getting up immediately.......36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years..................36 Calories
30-39 years..................80 Calories
40-49 years..................124 Calories
50-59 years..................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................7916 Calories
70 and over..................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.......................32 Calories
In a hurry...................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories
PLEASE NOTE: Results may vary

Posted by DigiNut on Jun-08-2003 20:01:

Haha... I've seen this before but I'm positive that those 4-digit numbers weren't in the original, I think someone decided to exaggerate it a weeeee little bit.

P.S. Where's the "with one hand being slapped" in the second part!??

Posted by BANDIT on Jun-09-2003 00:57:

I never heard of the
Italian chandelier...........2912 Calories????

What kind of a position is this, am I missing something good that I'm not trying LOL

Posted by DigiNut on Jun-09-2003 01:12:

Bahahaha ask her to demonstrate since she brought the subject up.

It -was- originally 912 though, it's not all that acrobatic.

Posted by mute79 on Jun-09-2003 03:05:

quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Haha... I've seen this before but I'm positive that those 4-digit numbers weren't in the original, I think someone decided to exaggerate it a weeeee little bit.

BUSTED!!!

Posted by ryanm on Jun-09-2003 03:53:

Interesting!!!

Posted by drgoodvibe on Jun-09-2003 04:30:

ORGASMS:
Real.........................112 Calories
Fake.........................1315 Calories

LOL that the fake ones take more work... Its alot of work faking an orgasm!! Sometimes you just wanna sleep and you want the girl to stop bugging you for sex..

Posted by ryanm on Jun-09-2003 04:56:

quote:
Originally posted by drgoodvibe

LOL that the fake ones take more work... Its alot of work faking an orgasm!! Sometimes you just wanna sleep and you want the girl to stop bugging you for sex..

ya...happens to me all the time

Posted by brunette on Jun-09-2003 12:52:

^^^^ hahahaha
you poor thing

Posted by ryanm on Jun-09-2003 14:36:

quote:
Originally posted by brunette
^^^^ hahahaha
you poor thing

Ya I guess I'm just waiting for the right girl

Posted by beatjunkie on Jun-09-2003 15:26:

That explains why I am so skinny hahah...

Posted by dEsidEL on Jun-09-2003 16:51:

nice.................................

Posted by ryanm on Jun-09-2003 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by partyprincess
Talk about the most pointless thread ever.

I happy to find it quite entertaining alone with many other TA's I'm sure. I've seen worse, that's for sure. Why post you're negative comments. Just don't reply

Posted by brunette on Jun-09-2003 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by partyprincess
Talk about the most pointless thread ever.

^ talk about the most pointless reply

Posted by loconet on Jun-09-2003 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by ryanm
I happy to find it quite entertaining alone with many other TA's I'm sure. I've seen worse, that's for sure. Why post you're negative comments. Just don't reply

I agree

Posted by loconet on Jun-09-2003 18:09:

quote:
Originally posted by BANDIT
I never heard of the
Italian chandelier...........2912 Calories????

What kind of a position is this, am I missing something good that I'm not trying LOL

More info here:
"..also know as the "Three Eyed Dog Moose Position"

Posted by DigiNut on Jun-09-2003 22:11:

Yeah partyprincess is right, it's pointless for a girl to post about sex on this board unless it's her post.
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

Seriously though, it's good to see some female involvement in the daily debauchery, so I'm behind the sex jokes and crotch-grabbing 100%. Keep it up!

Posted by Crazy Serb on Jun-09-2003 23:42:

quote:
Originally posted by brunette
^ talk about the most pointless reply

Whoa! Partyprincess got TOLD on that one...

Posted by tatgirl on Jun-10-2003 05:19:

quote:
Originally posted by brunette
^ talk about the most pointless reply

LMAO!

(~sends Brunette a hi-five~)

Posted by dEsidEL on Jun-10-2003 06:09:

hehe .. ahhh .. #9150... it's all bout good ol' 9150..

Posted by brunette on Jun-10-2003 14:04:

9150??

quote:
Originally posted by tatgirl
LMAO!

(~sends Brunette a hi-five~)

Posted by High Spirit on Jun-10-2003 14:54:

quote:
Originally posted by partyprincess
Talk about the most pointless thread ever.

LOL

Posted by Fin.K.L on Jun-11-2003 03:00:

quote:
Originally posted by loconet
More info here:
"..also know as the "Three Eyed Dog Moose Position"

OMG
(clicked the link...)